Trashing talking a Patriots fan


Let’s take a break from all this Henne Bashing and negativity.

As the joker would say, lets put a smile on that face :)


I met a girl over the weekend who happened to be a Patriots fan. We got to talking and one thing led to the another and soon we were talking sports and football, then the trash talking began. Below was our conversation. Enjoy.

Me: I need to take you to art class and show you the magic of colors. Teal and orange, a match made in heaven (Dolphins).

Her: Ewwww dolphins, looooooool

Me: You were almost perfect until that. You were like a 9, now you dropped to a 2. Sad, sad, sad. Talk about sleeping with the enemy.

Her: Boo you, who would you rather have on your side: A bad ass patriot carrying a gun and wearing some cool jacket and boots or something floating in the water looking all cute and swimming around? Make your decision wisely, loooool

Me: Are you seriously asking me that? Hands down I take flipper. We destroy sharks, so why wouldnt we take some fruity man wearing tights and shooting water guns.

Her: No way Jose, guns shoot bullets and the bayonet will stab to death, patriots win. Hands down, and that is a legitimate question.

Me: Oh, you mean with your plastic toy guns? Yeah, real dangerous. How can you kill something you can’t catch.

Her: We don’t need to catch you, we just aim and shoot.

Me: You live in this fantasy world were you believe everything you see and hear. You keep forgetting that dolphins live in water and water guns won’t do a thing to us.

Her: You’re a lost case.

Me: Me? You’re the patriot fan that keeps day dreaming over there.

Her: Whatever!

Me: Ends chat.

Hahaha reading over that makes me realize how bone headed I am. Oh, well. Dolphins all day!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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