I have a new idea after a few people in the CKC last night started declaring allegiance to certain QBs in the draft 2012 draft. Since this is an extremely promising group of passers coming into the league next April (and we're on a collision course with one of these QBs I thought it would be fun and different if we (well, the ones who want to draft a QB) created a team for each QB bandwagon--Team Luck, Team Landry, Team Barkley, Team Lindley, Team Cousins, Team Foles.
Once you've declared for a certain bandwagon, make it known by putting in your signature (Proud member of Team Luck, etc.). This way, you'll be in possession of some serious bragging rights if the Dolphins end up taking the QB you're repping (and hey, we're ALL about bragging rights here, yes?).
We also need to find captains/co-captains/charter members for each team, though I'll get things rolling by nominating certain guys around here who have an almost dangerous amount of man-love for Andrew Luck, Landry Jones and Matt Barkley. Any other Team Captains will earn it on a first-come, first-serve basis. And don't be afraid to be bold and support the darkhorses! There is a maximum of three members for captaincy of each team, so fight it out amongst yourselves for those final spots.
Oh, and once you've declared for a bandwagon, you should try to stick with it. I will allow people to make ONE leap to another bandwagon, but you must have that particular bandwagon's approval before you can join ranks with them. Please honor this rule, or the game won't be as much fun come next offseason.
You'll be joining a warm, enthusiastic community if you choose to commit to Andrew Luck's LuckFleet 2012. This team is headed up by Bacon and Nicky, so it's an ideal landing place for strategists, Cane fans, Stanford fans, people who are just learning about the 2012 QB class, and, of course, perverts. Let these guys know if you think the Dolphins' next franchise QB is a serial-killer-voiced signal caller currently lurking in Northern California.
Fans of any MTV show featuring a bunch of fake-tan-covered douches will almost certainly gravitate towards the bandwagon of USC's latest QB. Matt Barkley. Barkley, with his bleached hair and Reese Witherspoon-like chin, seems just as happy to chase poonanner as he is throwing touchdowns, which means he was destined from birth to lead the Trojans to a series of Rose Bowls where they can beat the living crap out of inferior Big Ten opponents. Am I rambling? Anyway, if you think Dan Marino would've been even better with blond hair, then BarkleyWagon is your destination.
Team Landry Jones
Landry Jones has the T. Rex-like arm strength to actually blow holes in his receivers, so his bandwagon is an ideal stop for anyone who can't pick a favorite from this QB class. Duke and Anish will be your tour guides if you choose Team Landry, and they'll also be leading you to the promised land if the Dolphins take the Oklahoma gunner next April. They also need another captain, so ask not what Team Landry can do for you, but what you can do for your Team Landry.
God kills a kitten and/or puppy every time someone passes up this bandwagon.
I don't know of anyone currently on this bandwagon, so it's open for all.
Team Kellen Moore
Let the game begin! I'd like to have ever member here on a particular team, as it'll be much more fun if giant factions of Phinsider regulars are battling for the right to say they called the Dolphins' first first-round QB since Dan Marino.