Again, I'm going with a photo caption contest. And the winner gets a couple of "keys" to "unlock" ones place of residence. I know, it's a bad play on words. 

I own one and you should too. Now to those in Florida this might not be a big deal, but I can't just roll up into Home Depot back in Ohio and get keys as sweet as these. And of course, what is a new key without a new Dolphin key ring. 

MrMedic already called me a bastard once today, so with that I think I'll do something to earn that title ! 

For your viewing pleasure,....MrMedic and your truly in all our glory. Caption this picture contest begins now !!!