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The saga continues. Michi Nogami-Marshall, the wife of Brandon Marshall, was arrested on Friday after violating a restraining order which prevents her from coming within 500 feet of their home or having any contact with her husband at all.

The incident this morning occurred at the couple's home. Michi was living there while Brandon was out of town. When Brandon arrived back at his home, there was a "verbal dispute" and 911 was called by somebody who then hung up the phone.

Investigators said there was no sign of physical violence. But yet again, neither party was cooperating with authorities.

Anyone noticing an ugly trend here?

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Oh my! Talk about a guy that needs to freaking get his house in order in more ways than one.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame the lockout.

If Marshall was at OTA’s he wouldn’t need a restraining order, and ….

Nevermind, I just miss football.

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by SlotMachinePlayer on Jun 10, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's a terrible excuse.

Oh and hey SMP!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be perfectly honest I was hoping his wife was pelting him with footballs, just so their would be something football related in it.

I’d even go for a Phin and Pat’s lineman having an arm wrestling contest somewhere. (…and if you hear about one, you better tell me…)

No pending free agents signed by the team.
No outside free agents signed.
No rookie’s signed.

No blindly optimistic comments from OTA’s.

Give the Goodell and Smith a football and let them settle this thing on a football field.

They’re arguing over 1 billion of the 9 billion dollar pie and there’s 100yards, so 10 million dollars per yard.

They could probably sell tickets and make even more money, and it’s the first time I’d be yelling for a helmet-to-helmet hit.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
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by SlotMachinePlayer on Jun 10, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually if what is being reported is correct they are only fighting over about $300 mil of the 9.3 billion.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

3.3% of the pie

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by PotM on Jun 10, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to get rid of this women or she will ruin his career

"Im in psychoville and Finkle's the mayor"

"Your gun is digging into my hip"

My doc told me to act like a robot for the next week. Great prognosis! Me and Johnny-5 will be one...

by GoNuckingFuts on Jun 10, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that not what was said about the previous one?

Seems like a reoccurring theme in his life.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He certainly knows how to pick them

Maybe he should swear off the ladies for a year or two.

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
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by Farorefox on Jun 10, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to find a way to not have drama always surrounding him.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kacy Rodgers Our D-Line Coach. Got to give him some credit.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Play to win

by 54 on Jun 10, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marry me?

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by Alpha6 on Jun 10, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Kacy Rodgers Our D-Line Coach. Got to give him some credit.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Play to win

by 54 on Jun 10, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

OUCH! lafmo..

2011 Super bowl or bust!!!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

by Dolfan88 on Jun 10, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL..lmfao.

2011 Super bowl or bust!!!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

by Dolfan88 on Jun 10, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What The ?

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~

by Zsnoop on Jun 11, 2011 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

You’re a crazy bitch….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKX8v46Z11E

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~

by Zsnoop on Jun 11, 2011 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Been

There Done That. I don’t condone it…but,…I Understand ;)

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~

by Zsnoop on Jun 11, 2011 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks brother!

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 11, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, one of these

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would like that

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wrecked!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marshall is getting on my nerves. We gave him his dream contract and he can’t stay out of trouble, didn’t score many touchdowns, and said he sucks at running a fade route.

Kacy Rodgers Our D-Line Coach. Got to give him some credit.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Play to win

by 54 on Jun 10, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

*sigh

Awesome now we get to deal with even MORE speculation as to what will happen to him until this damn lockout is over…..

With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
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by Ben Bacon on Jun 10, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder what tomorrow's FP post will be about.......

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 10, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Saturday so nothing.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been around a while now.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Creeper!

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

by Farorefox on Jun 11, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 11, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not my point and I think you have been around just as long.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Son of Creeper!

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that makes him a......

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my!

lol

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what tomorrow's FP post will be about.......

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 10, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I could take a guess....

On why Jeff Ireland and Co. changed their view on signing Plaxico Burress…. I mean,I love our roster as is,but hard to say if Marshall is going to keep his mind on football with all this off the field trouble. Not to mention he just isnt seeming to get it.

Quick question,if this has any impact on him playing football,what happens to his contract and all this money we’re supposed to be paying him?

by dolphinfan4lyfe on Jun 10, 2011 9:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The FO changed their view on Plax?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Changed their view?

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute,

He was out of town and returned home and she was waiting on him, against a court order? Maybe they could get her for stalking?

2011 Super bowl or bust!!!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

by Dolfan88 on Jun 10, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I am not sure it went down like that. It said she was there and he came back from out of town.

I have a good suspicion that he was well aware that she was there.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also he has stated that he wanted to be with his wife. A stalking charge would be hard to prove.

Violating the court order not so much.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

2011 Super bowl or bust!!!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

by Dolfan88 on Jun 10, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the second time "another" woman

has been involved. The original story was a 911 cryptic call from a woman NOT his wife.
Now…another call to 911 from “another” woman, not his wife?
Is he catching her with another woman? I mean if it’s me I say “slide over”…
But WTH is with this “other” woman?

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could just be a house keeper. Usually if there is more dirt there someone digs it up.

You know how the media is.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's next?

I’m thinking a divorce wouldn’t be out of the question!?!?

GO PHINS !!!
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by boca_phin_fan on Jun 10, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The bigger issue is that he always seems to reload with a woman that he cant get along with.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 10, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

^^This

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least the headline

Does not say Brandon Marshall arrested. Argument leading to the arrest of his wife for violating court orders is hardly grounds for punishment from the league. That being said… someone needs to talk him into getting a life coach or something because this trend is quickly setting him up to destroy his carrer as he enters his prime with a team that is destined for greatness. It’d be a shame to see him go down that path, come to the light Brandon we need you!

by AcolyteofRa on Jun 10, 2011 10:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

mayve she really is just a crazy bitch?

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by Patssuck456 on Jun 11, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

But yet again, neither party was cooperating with authorities.

This should bother you because of this.

Goodell, in Indianapolis wrapping up a three-day set of owners’ meetings, said today that "We are aware of the incident, and certainly we will follow that incident," while noting that he has not yet spoken with Marshall. As a follow-up, Fox Sports’ Alex Marvez asked Goodell if it is considered a violation of the personal conduct policy if a player does not cooperate with a police investigation. "It’s a hypothetical, but I would tell you that we do expect anyone involved with a legal issue to cooperate with law enforcement," Goodell said.

Remember this is the NFL’s personal conduct policy. It has nothing to do with someone getting arrested or not. You can be in violation for simply saying something that the league considers inappropriate so certainly they would have some say in not cooperating with authorities not once but twice.

League spokesman Greg Aiello further clarified that, "We have said that when the players return, any potential violations of the conduct policy will be reviewed for possible discipline."

Also it is not like Marshall has not been in trouble before. He has been called in to the league office in the past. The fact that Goodell would even comment on the last incident worries me. Also remember Goodell said this-

Persons who fail to live up to this standard are guilty of conduct detrimental and subject to discipline, even where the conduct itself does not result in conviction of a crime.
That gives him quite a bit of leeway to do as he pleases it seems. Either way at some point all this has to stop and I am sure that if it is not enough of a headache for Marshall to always be in the headlines for some bullshit drama how long do you expect the FO of the Dolphins to continue to look the other way? I am pretty sure they want to talk about football when things kick back off not about how Brandon Marshall had yet another controversial fun filled off season that involved law enforcement. He is a grown ass man and it is time that he starts taking responsibility for all the things that go on around him. I always hear about how it was not him and he did not get arrested that time it was only at his house and it was this girl or that girls fault and the charges were dropped yet again and on and on and on. So at what point is a person that is always a magnet for some sort of drama that always requires the police to be involved become responsible for the drama?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

but look at it this way

If you were to marry someone that seemed sweet and loving then one night got into an argument and that person flipped out and stabbed you would you want the action to be brought down on you? Criticised in the media suspended from your job all on top of having to deal with the person you loved trying to end your life? If it were a cop or a grocery store worker or anyone in between they would not gather this kind of scrutiny. I by no means believe he has no responsibility in this and he desperatley needs to take a good long look at his life. But if all that he has done wrong is not talk to the police then its a good thing were in america because last time I checked that is protected by the 5th amendment.

by AcolyteofRa on Jun 11, 2011 12:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If this were his first issues where the cops were involved then I tottally agree with you

but this is not and it is not his first involving women and when he was stabbed it was not his first with that woman. He has been surrounded by drama his entire career. I will not go back an list every incident where he was either directly involved, indirectly involved or arrested. We have all seen it and it is quite lengthy. I am not taking a shot at one particular incident but the fact that their always seems to be an incident. I remember people comparing him to Ronnie. Ronnie has one DWI which while I consider very serious I also think that he has learned his lesson and had no previous incident and none since. It is a reasonable expectation that we will not see another incident. That same level of expectation does not exist with Marshall. Most of us can explain away one maybe two but his list is longer that mine and my 10 closest friends combined. Hell he has been involved in more that all of us in some calendar years alone. I do not think he is a bad guy by nature but like someone here stated he has some serious issues that he needs to attend to sooner than later. I think he need to go out and get him a good live coach and listen to him. I don’t know if he needs therapy or what but he must find a way to stop putting him in bad situations all the time.

But if all that he has done wrong is not talk to the police then its a good thing were in america because last time I checked that is protected by the 5th amendment.

True. No arguing that but it is a reasonable expectation by the NFL that its players, its employees do cooperate with the police when requested and this is the issue.

“It’s a hypothetical, but I would tell you that we do expect anyone involved with a legal issue to cooperate with law enforcement,” Goodell said.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI, in FL it's a DUI.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did not get it in FL so....................?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was in Miami when this occurred, unless Miami moved...

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was just north of my house in Atlanta

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

by Farorefox on Jun 11, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude what is going on with you Pot? Remember he was near his home town.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't apparently

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am worried about you Pot.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing to worry about.

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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will decide what to worry about and right now I am worried.

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by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you know about my situation?

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"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was not supposed to sound condescending

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"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it did you little shit. Oh and to answer your question nothing really but.......

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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's bothering you?

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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me? Nothing. Whats bothering you?

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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me? Just a stupid relationship with a southern Baptist girl.

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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What other relationship could it be?

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by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my. I will hold my thoughts on that one here.

Good luck with all that.

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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's already over and I'm moving on.

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"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told you he was smart....

BUT Noooooooo!

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by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure how her being Baptist has anything to do with it.

It was her parents that cause the break up. They won’t let her date until she’s out of college. She’s basically controlled by her parents, which I guess is a good thing considering she’s 18.

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
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"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure how her being Baptist has anything to do with it.

Sigh…………so young and so naive.

It was her parents that cause the break up.

Then you say this? Come on little buddy. Your not thinking.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you're saying me, as an atheist,

should avoid people who live and die by the bible? Interesting. That does cut down possible dates to like one person though.

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is not what I am saying at all but

I can not get in to it here. Nothing wrong with the Bible but if her parents were die hard S. Baptist and you are an atheist that was, well a match made in hell. Pun intended.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

She had no problem with it, but like I said

she is controlled by her parents. Her being a S. Baptit wasn’t too bad. The worst part was her being a Pats fan! (Her whole family’s from Boston)

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well theres you answer. A Pats fan?

The only good thing I can say about that is at least she was not a Jets fan. Sigh…………

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least that relationship shut people up

about me.

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Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just to your face....lol

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those asshats

don’t care if it’s to your face or not.

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means Pot.

I have always said the same things about you.

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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well one of the rumors

was that I would never date a black girl.

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's really big, and that's me holding her

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well....her feet kinda look dark

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's half white, half Jamaican

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LeSigh

Posting your gf’s pick on a message board.

That'll end well

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by Farorefox on Jun 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction: ex-gf

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow shes pretty and you look normal.

Two things I was not expecting. Oh now go rent MP’s Holy Grail or I am going to loose my mind.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was I supposed to look?

And she always wears dresses, EVERYWHERE

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

stupid girl

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like dresses.....

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was behind the breakup

you two compeating with each other over your dresses

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it when girls wear dresses.

Man, I didn’t think I’d have to clarify that. Oh, wait, where am I? DUH!

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know. Not what I expected.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to cut my hair soon.

and spike it (not dyed).

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and on her: Do you think I'd date

a horrendous one?

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a joke PotM aka Pot aka PM whatever the fuck.

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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know one of you guys have saved this already

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

saved What

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind!

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

time for bourbon and a movie

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Not how I envisioned you lol

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does everyone envision me?

http://www.biglolz.com/images/1307447090-70783.jpg

or this?

http://musicfactoryukltd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/steve-goodson1.jpg

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol at the sun shade one.

Neither lol you just look a little older then you actually are. As I look younger than I actually am.

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have to shave every day

I also don’t get 5 o’clock shadow, I get 10 (AM) o’clock shadow

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I have a goatee but I (gladly) do not need to shave that regularly

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO LIKE THIS

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No tats, my parents would kill me.

and I stopped wearing Tripp pants in 9th grade.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm now going into 12th, btw.

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao holy shit that is funny.

I was thinking more along the lines of darker hair and such but not like that lol

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any picture of her at the beach?

heh heh heh

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by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fight the power!

Get a motel room.

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

by Farorefox on Jun 11, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that never works out well

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is actually a step in the right direction.

Here;s the last one’s religion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicca

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was not her religion but mearly the

“phase” she was in. Teens and their rebellious selves.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still her religion and has been for the last 4 years.

and she’s 18. I’ll be going to school with her best friend, so I’ll keep you updated on that.

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"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I believed a lot of shit from 14-18

that I now know is total bullshit. Mean nothing.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK, she's crazy.

Reason why I said the other night that sometimes the most normal seeming girls are the most crazy.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the wicken was the normal one!?!?!?!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything else about her was and

she never speaks about it.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it's wiccan

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever. Really, who cares?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should know better.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last season was too good to be true

Apart from a bit of moaning about not getting the ball, Marshall was relatively well behaved and we thought he was going to be another Incognito.
But no the muppet manages to get stabbed and then getting in trouble with the restraining order.
Seriously this guy needs to sort it out as it is getting rapidly beyond a joke and is going to threaten if he can play next season, not exactly why Miami are paying him the massive bucks.

by DickDevil on Jun 11, 2011 3:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Loved that movie!

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYKHek8Z7zk&feature=related

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

That was one of the funniest parts….shit

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The funniest part was the prison scene with the late, great Phil Harman but I can not find that on Youtube.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's great! what movie is that from?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I married an axe murderer

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

His heads like an orange on a toothpick....

Lmao…gotta rent that again!

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL It is funny as hell. I also like "it has its own zip code".

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you NOT know this. I am once again worried about you and your vital

world education. If you tell me that you have not seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail I think I will loose my freaking mind.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"She turned me into a newt!

Crowd looks in silence. “Well….I got better!”

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I've seen the holy grail because my dad's a hard core catholic.

I think I’ve seen Monty Python. But I am learning Python in Computer Programming, which is named after it, so that has to count for something.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh? So you have not seen this movie? OMG!

I think my son had ever line memorized by the time he was 12. You are so deprived young man. How can you go out in to the world without knowing this??

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What my parents are protective. didn't let me have a toy gun until

I was like 11. (and both of them are cops)

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personaly, I don't think there should be 'toy' guns.

Should have bought you a real one, and taught you the rules.

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were always saterizing the Cath. church

Don’t think dad would have been keen on them.

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pot...the star in the movie is Mike Myers

who just walked in and went into the kitchen.
Thats him playing his own father.

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

About my name, could you guys call me PM?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you're late

or bitchy?

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

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by Alpha6 on Jun 11, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now? Now you want me to change? Shit you want me to change toothpaste

and soap too? These things can not just be sprung on a person like this. WTF? My whole weekend it ruined. I may need therapy. Thanks a lot Pot. Thanks a lot. Damn it………………………………………………….sorry I just cant let this go. Now what? Next your going to tell me that Marino is not coming back next season. FML? Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO, that's genius

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then I hear that Elvis is dead!?! WTF man?

If the Earth flips on its axis this weekend and somehow I survive I am blaming you Pot! That’s right your Pot. Have always been Pot and will always be Pot. If I refer to you as PM then everyone is confused. All continuity of the site is thrown off because of your whim? First phinny28 becomes just 28 and now you want to be PM? Whats next? Hey guys just call me this $ because I am so money!?! Damn it man!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO you ever done stand up?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No but I am a master of sarcasm.

It has served me very well on this site.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ability to laugh things off also helps in real life.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try explaining that to my ex-gf. I tried to explain that to her for 2 hours once and

she has no clue why.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are things to worry about in life such as

family. But there is no need to sweat the little things. It seems like more people than not do not get that

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really, I learned that by coming on here and not taking debates personally.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I learned it after rooting for perrenial losers

in sports lol. I love my teams with every fiber of my being, but when they lose, though it’s a bummer, I no longer let it ruin my day. It’s a sport, played by people who have no idea that I exist lol.

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I never rooted for a winner, so

that part never really affected me too much.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if you (not you, but everyone)

can learn to not sweat the small things like that you can connect the dots and learn what is important in this thing we call life and what is not

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey one of you crazy kids put up a ckc

so we can stop blowing up Mattys FP article.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he likes the traffic

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and in an hour.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make it a early evening edition

that converts to full on CKC in an hour.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too late bro.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

(stands up)

i’ll do it. sorry matty!

by 28 on Jun 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks 28.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

There he is.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

mex

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I am not Hispanic.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a lot.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No but its ok. We are just starting to get

all of our bats back so we will be fine. Just fine!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about PMS instead??? lol

2011 Super bowl or bust!!!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

by Dolfan88 on Jun 12, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Brandon...!!!!!

dude its time to throw that beeotch to the curb….youre a multi-millionaire and you live in a city with the most beautiful women in America….

Shit….go to a strip club…find the baddest girl there and start a relationship with her…atleast she might be putting herself thru college..lol!! (or so they say) haha

by scbrandon on Jun 11, 2011 5:52 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL A strip club is the LAST place this dude needs to be looking for a mate.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha yessir, he needs a new strategy

He needs to avoid strip clubs and churches(at least half are psycho chances are probably better with the strippers) when looking for the right one. He needs to just have some fun (that doesn’t get in the way of the team). Then when he’s ready host a bunch of charity events and find one there.

Kacy Rodgers Our D-Line Coach. Got to give him some credit.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Play to win

by 54 on Jun 11, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah anywhere but the strip club. The last thing he needs is another nut job with daddy

issues and a potential drug issue to boot.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And churches lol

Some of the super crazies go there just to get their sins forgiven weekly. smh

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by 54 on Jun 11, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah some but I know some really nice normal folks that church it up.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

But it’s like playing Russian roulette. The blindside could be the most surprising to. So I’m always weary of single church girls lol

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Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Play to win

by 54 on Jun 11, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Crazy girls are EVERWHERE so if your not always on alert thats on you brother!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeaaa....that was a lesson learned lol

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Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Play to win

by 54 on Jun 11, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, how do I keep on attracting them?

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by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start looking in to that as the answer is right in front of your face.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

religion?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how that's relevant:

Dated a Jew, Christians, and Baptist. What am I missing Hinduism and Islamics?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and they were all crazy.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS NOT! NOT MY POINT! DONT LOOK PAST THE OBVIOUS!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

me?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes you. Who else do I have to yell at? JK But really think about it.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm....

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

me?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya know

This really isn’t so bad. I mean, at least they’ve moved on from knife-fights to playing King/Queen of the Castle. Baby steps, people, baby steps.

If you want to draft Cam Newton, just remember that JaMarcus Russell is still available. The end result will be the same, but you won't have wasted a first round pick.

by nickzi on Jun 11, 2011 9:37 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL Way to look at the bright side of things.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

But again...

Where does this “other” woman fit into all of this?
Inquiring minds….

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never assume. If thats the case we will soon find out I am sure.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Brandon, please rebound from this and have a breakout ProBowl season

Sincerely,

Your biggest fan.

Laces out!
Editor of the Wildcat Weekly after every Victory
-2008 AFC East Champions-
BRANDON MARSHALL- FUTURE MIAMI HOF WR!!!!!

by BSerious72 on Jun 11, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

So if not you want to see what happen to him?

I am hoping the best for him either way. Hope he gets his life together.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that wasn't his point.

He wants to see Carson Palmer under center for us

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then why the word ONLY? Also whats with all the yelling all the time? Thats just rude. Oh yeah, never mind.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It appears his hearing is going, as well

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's usually how it goes. First the mental faculties and then the hearing

and the sight. Its a shame too. He was so passionate, hateful and rude. Oh sorry those are bad things.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And its full circle with the "People skills" thing

kinda worried there, Tex

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Just a little Saturday afternoon humor there. Not meant to hurt anyone's feelings.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

forgot the ...lol

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

passionate is bad now?

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is when it is used to drive your hateful bitter message.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

but passion isn't always bad, unless mixed with somethings that are naturally bad.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take out the always and the sentence is eloquent.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure but most really evil people were passionate. I think this may apply here.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He thinks Carson is the only option out there that will

be successful, i think. We both have discussed why he’s yelling and there’s no need to repeat it.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 11, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess he can just keep on until Matty tells him to stop. I makes Matty as crazy as anyone.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 11, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carson's been so wildly succesful with the Bengals...

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by Farorefox on Jun 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

so there!

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny

by Flip-her on Jun 11, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give it up man,

Palmers already moved to Cali.

2011 Super bowl or bust!!!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.

by Dolfan88 on Jun 12, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you think that means?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

QB of the LA Jags!

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 12, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good one.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alpha

I will enjoy your banter on the site….
and the funny shit you bring forth.
 
Remember…when they have you re-arrested….
I wanted to help you.

Just ignore me???WTF?

You beg for help…then when you feel “free”…
Fuck the people who tried to help?

I mean…do I give a shit?
He doesn’t get it, but he WILL go to jai!!!

Shakin my head.

People

Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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by Flip-her on Jun 12, 2011 3:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude... no way. I'm just having a hard time... thinking too.

I got locked out of my email, and can’t remember the password.
I’m calling now for a reset so I can get back to communicating with you.

Not ignoring. And I don’t feel free…. yet.

And yes, I still need your insight!

My apologies sir…

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure its all good. He is just worried about you bro!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright...

… and I know… he’s good to me.

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta wait till tomorrow when customer service is in to get my access back...

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should open a free account with yahoo or something. You should ALWAYS have

a back up email just in case.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

or two, or three

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 12, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Three accounts is good.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

or two, or three

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 12, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or did you mean comments saying the exact same thing?

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, my comp does it.

I need more RAM, only have 2 GBs and all of it is being used 100% of the time.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 12, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell are you running on there? Shut some things down dude.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK what to shut down. if I have one tab open on chrome and nothing else going on, it still uses the

2 GBs

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 12, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Firefox is using 1.5 here

Perhaps you ought to switch?

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

by Farorefox on Jun 12, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is faster. At least for me.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, 2 isn’t enough anymore.

Kacy Rodgers Our D-Line Coach. Got to give him some credit.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
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by 54 on Jun 12, 2011 3:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Alternative email....

sixalpha69@yahoo.com

Better?

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the screenname

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 12, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-]

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Good job bro. Now you can email everyone again!

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 12, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ty

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by Alpha6 on Jun 12, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call me anytime...

435-201-3473

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 13, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quick, SPAM

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by PotM on Jun 13, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.......... NOT!

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 13, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, where in utah do you live. got family in Salt Lake city

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 13, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Central Utah...

In Richfield, near Salina…

2 1/2 from SLC. 1 1/2 from Provo (north)
2 1/2 from St George (south)

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 13, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to say this, but smack dab in the middle of nowhere.

Must be nice though to live in a valley between mountains.

-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports

by PotM on Jun 13, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes.

It is good. Small, but just big enough for some comforts.
Mountain activities are great!

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 13, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mountain activities are great!

So true brother. One reason I love northern New Mexico so much.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 13, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Call me anytime too bro,...

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Jun 13, 2011 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah email me dude.

"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!

by texascowpunk on Jun 13, 2011 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

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