Miami Dolphins: A "drastic change" in store as offense plans on "opening it up"
by Matty I on May 18, 2011 5:00 AM EDT
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PrintAs this lockout continues to drag on, there's not really much for us to discuss other than to rehash and over-analyze some of the critical questions facing the Miami Dolphins in 2011. And outside of the team's quarterback situation - which has been beaten to a pulp by fans and the media alike - the second hottest topic is probably how new offensive coordinator Brian Daboll plans on utilizing the pieces he has inherited on offense.
By the mid point of last season, we all pretty much knew Dan Henning was on his way out. There may have been a riot at Sun Life Stadium if the aging offensive coordinator didn't step down from his position after the season. We had all grown tired of his overly conservative play-calling and philosophies - though it's worth noting that Henning isn't solely to blame for the conservative nature of this offense.
Regardless, Henning's system just wasn't getting the job done. It was stale. It was predictable. It was ineffective.
The Dolphins finished the 2010 season ranked 21st in overall offense, averaging 323 yards per game. The Dolphins were also 30th in the league in scoring, averaging just over 17 points per game. Something was obviously broken. While the players deserve their fair share of the blame, there's no doubt it was time for Henning to do. Too often did his offense take the conservative route. And too often did Henning's play-calling leave us scratching our heads.
Enter Brian Daboll, Miami's new offensive coordinator after spending the last two years in Cleveland as their offensive coordinator.
Unfortunately, it's easy to see why many fans were left scratching their heads after this hiring by Miami's front offense. Daboll's track record isn't exactly sparkling. In fact, his offense in Cleveland was even worse than Miami's, averaging 36 fewer yards per game than the Dolphins. Despite having less talent to work with, though, his offense in Cleveland put up just two fewer points over the full 16 game season and averaged an identical five yards per play.
More important than his production in Cleveland, though, are his offensive philosophies. Many fans worry that Daboll's power running offensive system will be too similar to what we've had to endure recently under Henning. But offensive tackle Lydon Murtha disagrees, telling 640 AM's Orlando Alzugaray that things will be different with Daboll calling the shots.
"We're opening it up this year. It's going to be a great time," Murtha says. "Some of the things we're doing will definitely be a drastic change. You'll see, come game day."
So is Daboll conservative?
"The opposite of conservative. He's the man. He's the risk taker when it comes to that," says Murtha. "He knows you got to be able to open up the whole field on game day. And that's exactly what he's going to do. He's motivated and he's on fire and he's ready to roll and he can't wait."
I already mentioned back in January that the Browns, with Daboll calling the shots last year, used at least four receivers on over 40% of their pass plays. The Dolphins, meanwhile, went with at least four receivers on only 20% of their pass plays. And please don't use the excuse of the Dolphins not having four receivers worthy of seeing extended snaps. Do you think the Browns were any deeper at receiver? Their top four receivers were Mohamed Massaquoi, Chansi Stuckey, Brian Robiskie, and Joshua Cribbs.
Digging just a little deeper, you'll see that the Browns did open it up and air it out a little bit more often than the Dolphins did in 2010. Cleveland quarterbacks threw 11% of their passes more than 20 yards down field while Miami quarterbacks only attempted passes of 20 or more yards on 8.6% of their pass attempts. Over the course of a 500 pass attempt season, that's a difference of about one deep shot per game.
While these numbers don't exactly show Brian Daboll as an aggressive play-caller by any means, it shows that he's more willing to allow his quarterbacks the opportunities to make plays down the field - whether it's by going long or by spreading out the defense by going four or five wide. And with the suddenly deep receiving corps the Dolphins now have - assuming rookie Edmond Gates can come in and contribute right away - we could be in store for a more exciting offense in 2011.
Or whenever games are finally played.
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Open it up baby......
Open the Offense and bring the rest of the NFL to its knees. Daboll brings alot of energy (not to mention he is 36 compared to Hennings 69) and I hope better comunication with the players…I really like that Daboll calls plays from the sidelines not the box. I just think you can get a better feel of the players and how the game is going….I know alot of people are down on him..but I am not…He is a young high energy OC that has something to prove NFL and all the Dolphin fans..
The only thing that worries me
Is him and Jake Long working out the hip check/chest bump routine. It would be our luck to have our OC and star tackle injure each other!
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Regardless of what you may think of him...
He did take the Cleveland Browns offense and beat us, the Saints, the Patriots. and they were in almost every game they played(minus both Steelers games, the Ravens game and the Falcons game). Given the fact that we were not competitive in most of the games last year, even the ones that were close… I am happy for the change.
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by Jason Scott_90 on May 18, 2011 6:25 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
^^^^this^^^^
Especially the part about beating NE.
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by PhrozenPhish on May 18, 2011 6:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good point!
Plus you have to mention the fact that they ran all over teams but we dominated Hillis. Still they found a way to score and the Cleveland game was really one where we should have destroyed them if we had solid QB play.
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by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
In a deeper voice then normal, is it not sad "the truth" is (very painful) a high-end HB./TE.with superior hands, had to be taken in the same pick .
But I’m happy we got him!
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by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 7:40 AM EDT reply actions
Time to waste
I recently purchased the NFL rewind, which is great by the way, and I have seen almost every single Browns game last year. A couple of things that my untrained vision captured from the Browns offense. It is true that the Browns did like to go deep and most of their reasons for not completing passes was the inaccuracy of the quarterback or the fact that the receivers were pretty bad at adjusting to the balls in the air. Also remember that the Browns had three different quarterbacks start for them last year. Delhomme was just horrible, all he did was throw interceptions or almost interceptions. Wallace, seemed to be the most inacurate many times sailing deep passes way out of bounce. McCoy, he seemed to be a good leader, but he lacks the arm strength to lead any receivers down the field.
The offense also struggled a great deal as they seemed to throw many deep passes on third down situations causing many incompletions and causing the offense to be unproductive. Also if you hate when a receiver runs a 7 yard pattern when is 3rd and 10, I saw allot of that.
On the positive side you did see many different formations, allot of use of the tight end down the middle, and he definately took his shoots down the field. On many 1st down situations they were in shotgun and 3 wide receivers so that is optimistic. The running game seemed to work well even thought they had one good running back. The wild cat was used often with cribbs at the helm and worked well but not as good as Ronnie and Ricky ran it.
by dolphin fan in va on May 18, 2011 8:00 AM EDT reply actions
I don't know if it as simple as running more 3 and 4 WR sets will improve the offense.
I think that you saw more of those formations in Cleveland with Daboll because of who was the QB the majority of the season, Colt McCoy. Those are the formations that he ran in college (spread offense) and those are the coverage reads that he was most familiar with. Daboll wanted to make him as comfortable as possible, IMO.
I will say this though, I would like to see less FB formations. I would like to see a TE that is a primary pass catcher not a 6th lineman. I would like to see a WR with speed get behind a safety and stretch the field.
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See Gates & Clay
Fingers crossed
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by boca_phin_fan on May 18, 2011 9:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Me too! Even if I didn't agree with the draft I understand what they were trying to do.
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Mid-late round rookies….sometimes you find a gem or two. Let’s hope it’s two and it’s those two. They usually take time to adjust though. So my expectations for them this year isn’t high. I wouldn’t even have high expectations for a first round WR in his first year. I’m just saying.
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Yeah
I never have expectation for a 6th round guy. It’s better just to assume he won’t produce and get excited if he does. Odds are, Clay won’t be a player.
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Yea, I get the feeling expectations are too high for them this year. Especially for Clay. Gates may not be productive but he will open up the field.
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by 54 on May 18, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I agree on Gates
Really really like that pick. Not expecting much this year (25 catches or so) but I really like his prospects for 2012 and beyond presuming he learns the nuances of the game.
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You stated
Odds are, Clay won’t be a player.
Rated as the #1 FB in the draft! I’ll take a piece of that.
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by Flip-her on May 18, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’s too tall to be a FB. He should be a TE imo.
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Exactly my thoughts!
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However....because of his height
It opens up other temperary doors.
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ILB? …TE and ILB are the only two positions his body size fits. He would have a lot of trouble with leverages in the back field IMO. He could line up at slot WR once in awhile. But I don’t see any other positions for him. Maybe a pass catching back but that would be predictable.
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it may give us sum shock value at the get go if things stail-up on us!
Always nice to have a contingent plan!
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by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions
A double TE set would be interesting...no?
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H Back
or No. 2 TE. He just has to be a seam buster, not Vernon Davis.
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by Patssuck456 on May 19, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
thats whate we need
A OC that will game plan to the QB’s strengths and knowledge.
by pj521 on May 18, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Qb
A new OC is good as well as putting pieces in place, but in the end it still lies on Henne or whomever else is going to be the starting Qb. They still have to execute and put the ball in the right spots as to maximize the skills of the other pieces around him and not turn the ball over- especially in the Red Zone.
A very political feal..
What I mean by this is that why are the dolphins feel the need to express everything they’re doing within the offense. I don’t know why they have to share to the world that they’re " opening it up". Personally, I just wish we had a touch of more secrecy within our strategy. Yea, my opinion is rather subjective. I just know that 31 teams, and the 16 we’ll play..god willing the lockout is broken will have and Idea that the Dolphins will be more aggressive. Just wanted to let ya’ll know that I’m considered the ONLY Dolphin fan within the NFLPA. I’ve been working there for about 3 years and have handled the Lockout and continue to do so. Shared my morning elevator ride with Mike Vrabel today. He knows I’m a huge dolphins fan. He said sorry, when I told him that 2 years ago. He’s quite the Dolphin killer. Thanks Matty for feeding us Dolphin news daily. I would love for ya’ll to ask any lockout questions. And of course I can do a lot of name dropping. LOL. I met Daniel Thomas and Pouncey personally during our NFLPA debut week. God bless guys.
I wouldn't worry about the Phins expressing everything.
Bad offenses that were considered “conservative” are all going to say they will open it up next year. Just like bad offenses that threw the ball all over the field will say that they need to run the ball better.
It is just talk in the offseason. Actions on the field matter not talk.
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by ct1361 on May 18, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree with ct
What does is it when the FO says they’re “opening up the offense”, that rattles you?
What secret did they just let out of the bag?
Run more…pass more…screen more…slant more…trap more….wildcat more….reverse more?
I mean jeez.
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Not sold on Daboll.
He will have to prove his worth here in Miami. We do have a good amount more talent on offense than Cleveland did last season. So maybe he shine. I just feel that there were and are many OC’s out there that would be a vast improvement not only over Henning but Daboll as well. I sincerely hope I am wrong, but I just don’t have much confidence in this guy. I wonder if he was simply the lowest bidder when searching for a new OC. Considering our present owner and how he is proving he operates, this guess may be right on the mark. If so to bad for all of us!
I agree that he needs to prove himself
but I’m not certain there were better options at the time. Ross really made this an unattractive position by advertising that Tony was in a win for your job year. So any hot up and coming position coaches would have been wary. Add to that the (understandable) fact that Sparano wanted to avoid any major shifts in terminology/philosophy and there was really an unimpressive list of candidates left.
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by Brooklynfinfan on May 18, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
good points for both of you....
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Daboll
I don’t think there were many better options out there, but we do have to consider one thing about Daboll. If he realizes that either 1) taking out your QB when he is on a hot streak, 2) doesn’t call a draw, Wildcat, or a swing pass on 3rd and forever, or 3) doesn’t call for a RB pass on a goalline drive, Daboll will be an improvement over Henning. I can stab Alpha’s white monkey in the eyes and he’d still call a better game than Henning.
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Oh absolutely
and it goes beyond just the play calling. Our O just didn’t execute most things very well, from sloppy playaction to poor adjustments, and that is on the coaches as well. Sparano too but Henning first.
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by Brooklynfinfan on May 18, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He hasn't
done anything yet. How can you be NOT sold. He worked in Cleveland. Talent ridden team as are we. This could be the breakout season? That is why this talk is rediculous! Opening up what? The man has to get a foot hold on his talent. We can’t just judge what he did last season with the Brownies!!
I don't think ANYONE is SOLD on Daboll, considering he hasn't done anything for us yet
and his record isn’t going to show us anything dynamic considering he worked for one of the 3 offenses WORSE than us…
But i’m sure we can all agree that last year we would have taken ANYBODY but Henning. Daboll is young, well liked and might provide that spark that we desperately need. As long as we got Henning out, why WOULDN’T we give him a chance?
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I wood like very much to get Kreutz, & or blaylock the better the players that Daboll has the beter he will shine in miami!
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by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Just as long as you don't get a wood looking at Kreutz
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I'm another one not quite yet sold on Daboll
When we picked him up as our newest and latest OC it was like wtf?? OK, Dan Henning needed gone but did we really upgrade or just get younger at OC? This season, if there even is one, is leaving me questioning this move and a few others by Ross and the FO. But as a Dolphin fan since year one I’m used to being cautiously hopeful rather than blindly optimistic.
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Dude....how can you be sold when he hasn't implemented
1 play?
HERE’S a clue….NO ONE is sold [outside the fold] about his abilities yet.
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We’ll see…
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Maybe................if we see football played again anytime soon.
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
But yea I’m starting to think we will miss a few games this year.
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by 54 on May 18, 2011 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I sure hope not. I read that they have some positive movement in the collective bargaining
meetings on Mon/Tue but now they are not scheduled to get back to the table until at least the 7th or later. I don’t understand that. If not for the sake of the owners, players or even the fans they should realize that there are thousands of other people that make their living directly or indirectly off of these games and they need to be thought of as well. “What about the little man?”. Oh and no that is not just me speaking of Nicky.
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think they care about Nicky(the little man). Or this won’t be happening, they only care about their wallets. But things move slowly in the courts and both party’s have money to try and sit each other out. A couple games in and one will give into the demands of the other.
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by 54 on May 18, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that the sad truth.
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was strange for the pause
Especially when Goodell said it is imperative the NFL and NFLPA maintain constant negotiation. If you want to keep the matters out of the courts, why are they all waiting for the rulings? Damn their double-speak…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Yeah both sides are playing the "its him not me" game.
They seem to be waiting for the courts to mandate which days they negotiate. I say lock them in some sort of compound with whatever they need and tell them they are there until they can work through their BS.
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Two days of negotiations followed by 3 weeks of no talk isn’t going to resolve the issue. This is the second time they’ve done this…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
I know. Its especially frustrating when they claim that in just two days
they had some real progress.
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami Dolphins: A “drastic change” in store as offense plans on “opening it up”
Hope that’s true, but I’ll believe it when I see it. If the offense does a faceplant early intentions could change drastically. Something doesn’t sit well with me for this offense: We have Daboll coming from Cleveland – where his offenses weren’t that successful. We have Chad Henne as QB, and I’m a little weary of Thomas and I’m not expecting large immediate returns from Gates (still a project for now).
I really hope I’m wrong here, and that Daboll opens up this offense with great success.
I hope it all turns out
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by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:25 AM EDT up reply actions
we'll see
Daboll looks good in the “South Florida” digs! Better than Coveralls and a Carhartt that they where in Cleveland!! I love the talk but……There is no way that Sparano is going to throw the ball 50xs a game. Run, Run, Run. Power with a touch of spice! like the ‘76’ Raiders (sorry to use the old silver and black). I love the thought but I just hope they have some balance. I am a fan of opening it up. I feel that you need to keep the defense’s off base. DO NOT become predictable like the last two season’s. My early season AFC East standings: NE- 11-5, MIA-11-5, NYJ9-7, Buff-8-8. We will go 5-1 in east. We will also go 7-1 at home. I will update when I hear more. Can we bypass the preseason games? Those games (Carolina, Tampon Bay, blah,blah,blah) are getting old!! Two games max. go to season!!
Haha Miami 11-5?
Wow, that’s optimistic. Basically, everything would have to go right. I see 7-9 / 8-8 sadly, because we didn’t imrove in the draft vis a vis other teams for the most part. That could all change if Henne metamorphasizes, the defense improves, and the OL rebounds to 2008 level. But then again, 31 other NFL teams added some nice pieces and upgraded themselves. So because of this, I’m tempering enthusiasm and going with 8-8 until FA is played out.
I’m such a downer I know. I like to think realistic.
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Wow
and you call yourself a Dolphin fan? Our schedule dictates a winning season. K.C,Oakland,San Diego, Denver? They have had their time. The West is the worst conf. in the AFC. If we were in the West we would have 12 wins every year. Just like the East was in the 70’s. Dallas, Washington, NY Giants. The only thing I love about playing the Giants is we get to beat NY 3xs this year, maybe 4 with the playoffs. Defense’s are going to have to throw all the old film they have on the Henning O out and recalculate and devise on this new system. That is an easy 5win swing! We are the “New Kid” on the block when it comes to our Offensive approach.
by IAphinlifer on May 18, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
First of all
What does my prediction have ANYTHING to do with my being a Dolphins fan? I just call things how I see them. I would LOVE to think differently, but I’ve never been a Kool-Aid drinker. At this time, I don’t feel we’ve improved enough to warrant a big increase in expectation; least of which “an easy 5win swing”. That’s insane, but plausible if everything went right as I listed above.
But you’re right, it’s too bad we’re not playing in the West because our record would likely be much better playing Division games against Oak/Den/Sea etc on a regular basis. But the fact is, we don’t, and our division is going to be just as tough this year – if not tougher because the Patriots and Bills had better drafts than we did.
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At this time
We haven’t had the opportunity to improve enough. Being that free agency has started, there could be nothing that would be done for some to believe improvement could be possible.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Not entirely true
The draft happened and we also hired a new OC – none of which gave me cause for celebration. I’m actually optimistic Daboll can improve the offense, but there’s nothing in his history to suggest that will be the case. I’m hopeful the better supporting cast will help him, but it’s too premature to suggest our offense will improve meaningfully with him at the helm.
I’m hoping for 1 or 2 KEY pieces which can really help this team in FA.
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Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
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The draft
Who could we have drafted that would make you think we could be an 11-5 team? I don’t see a player in this draft that brings 4 extra wins. Teams need an entire offseason to improve to that mark.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Not going to rehash
We should have traded down from #15 and gotten more selections (QB and(probably not got Thomas too but who knows). This strategy wouldn’t have gotten us more wins next year but in 2012 and beyond. Really don’t want to get into that discussion everybody has their own opinions.
The ultimate point is that many people only look at who the Dolphins received in the draft and project how much better we’ve gotten WITHOUT realizing that all 31 other teams got equally +/- better themsleves. Yes, we improved the OL
and maybe RB & WR but all the other teams improved at corresponding positions as well. The effect is essentialy a wash.
So the question is not that we’ve gotten better (we have), but have we gotten better vis a vis the rest of the NFL. For the most part, I don’t think we have. Daboll is going to be the difference maker here give or take.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Getting better
I don’t think we can really tell if Miami has made themselves better or not and agree with some of the reasons. Yes, we could have gone many ways in the draft, but I based my questioned based on the response “Basically, everything would have to go right. I see 7-9 / 8-8 sadly, because we didn’t imrove in the draft vis a vis other teams for the most part.” Different things may have worked out differently for the future (not going to argue that because it’s rather pointless), but that statement gave me the impression you thought there was someone in the draft that could make the Dolphins 11-5 right now in 2011 with no free agency. I was just curious to see who that was.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
but that statement gave me the impression you thought there was someone in the draft that could make the Dolphins 11-5 right now in 2011 with no free agency. I was just curious to see who that was.
Not at all. Even if we traded down for more picks (including drafting a QB & not ‘reaching’ for Thomas), we wouldn’t have been better doing so THIS YEAR. In fact, I agree the moves the FO made in the draft make us better this year as opposed to trading down. Just don’t think its beneficial for the future of the franchise by doing what we did.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
I'll accept that
We both have differing opinions on how we think the draft should’ve gone, but we’ve already discussed that. I was just curious if you thought there was such an immediate impact player for 2011.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
There is no way to answer your Q without a crystal ball.
Your Q is myopic because players are only part of the recipe.
Here are 2 scenarios:
1) We can be going into a game totally prepared, playing team B that has a superior record, and lose. We can even go as far as to say it wasn’t that close.
2) We go into [same game] on a Thursday… with less days to prepare, against this ‘same’ team B, with the superior record.
However, team B’s DL states Pouncy is just a shadow of his brother..that the whole Oline sucks…. all because Miami is a just a Joke team!
Team B has just informed the rest of the NFL, as well as the whole nation….that our center is a wanna-be, the Oline are accountants, and our coach’s last name is Gump.
We kick their ass…and give their defense a goose-egg. How? Emotion!
It’s not just…“who did we pick” that’s going to make us 11-5. In this scenario it was ‘emotion’ that turned the page, not a draft pick.
This draft made us a better team, and this is just “one” variable…. “outside” the draft…that can show how we can be 17-3.
AND….these players emotions…and wins….are ignited by OUR support, god damnit.
We don’t need to present ourselves as critique specialists at every turn. This is what we have.
A fresh start ….begining with a fresh Oline and backfield.
Can we support ‘them’… as if it was ‘US’ on the field, busting our ass?
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
My question
I know it’s hard to answer my question. In fact, the point I was getting at wasn’t that Miami did or didn’t improve, but that it is way too early to determine if they did. This is especially true this year because we have no idea who our free agents will be and who we will sign/trade. My simple statement is that basing everything solely off 2010 and the NFL draft, it is hard to think your team is a 4-win improvement right out the gate. I’m not saying Miami can’t or won’t go 11-5, but rather that if they do, there will be other factors that contribute to the improvement.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
WHY THE HATE TOWARDS PALMER?!!!
I hope your Henne remark lends you in a straitjacket.LOON! Interesting to know that you haven’t lost all of your mind in being aware that the new OC hasn’t been very succesful.Knowing first hand since I lived in Cleveland. I’ve infer that most fans as yourself believe that #7 will succeed with a younger coordinator! Dabol has seen Palmer beat the Browns many times I hopes he remembers him! Henne SUCKS! The last two seasons regressions show there is no remedy for him includiing our blind fellow FinFans that follow them through Braille!!!
cuz hes overrated and easily over the hill now?
is it that the right answer lol?
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
DO YOU HIS BIO IGNORAMUS?
31 is not over the hill.Has player at pro bowl level most of his carreer!! Here is an overrated qb for you Young,Vince. Headcase pared with malcontent the likes of ou#19. Can you read Molotov Cocktail against a wall?
Ill assume you were asking if id read his bio lol
and yes I have had and i stand by my opinion. The last thing I want on this team is an old past his prime QB who now has a crappy attitude cuz of his crappy situation
No thanks. Besides why are we even discussing Palmer on here? Hes not an FA, his stubborn owner isnt gonna let him go and even if he did Palmer certainly wont be worth the high price tag hes sure to have
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Still can't get over us not drafting a QB
Cue the violins! Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Dolphins
haven’t had a true QB or pure passer since Marino. It’s hard to take for sure. But, I’m looking back to Steve Deberg and his broken lip a**. We had a LITTLE QB in Pat White. A quarterback needs to be at least 6’4" and 240 lbs to make it in this league. Second baseman in baseball are a certain size. Wide recievers, such as clayton and duper were 5’9" and 180 lbs. It’s not magic. Certain people are MADE to play certain positions. Flutie is an exception to the rule. Jmarcus was too tall and threw over all of his recievers and threw short on the check down. Henne is a little short to be a prototype quarterback, but what else do we have? How many 6’5" quarterbacks with a laser rifle arm (Peyton commercial, If you’re into that) are there ? We actually have a QB that fits the bill. He sucked last year. I’m not crying about it. We have 0 wins and 0 losses so far. There is no way but up. At least we have a QB. Washington and Seattle would love to have Henne as would Arizona. All of the “fortunate” teams that drafted a QB have nothing but question marks as well. They have college quarterbacks with no NFL experience. I for one have watched the Dolphins since Woodley and Strock. I haven’t seen a QB with the youth and promise that Henne has… since Marino. I’m not waiting for the next coming of Marino. pennington was good for us….for one year. Our best bet is Henne. Unless we get Young or Orton, Henne is our man. To me, he’s better than the rest of the QB’s we’ve gotten since Marino hands down. Fiedler was good, but didn’t play out. Our history is tarnished with QB’s that never played out. Henne is our best chance right now ( this year ) until we get Young or Orton. Mallett isn’t an NFL quarterback. He might be later. But right now he isn’t. We have our best chance on our roster right now. I have no stats to support this other than to reduce Interceptions. If he didn’t throw the picks, he’d have alot more respect. We’ll see. I just don’t think he’ll throw that many this year.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
And
to beat a dead horse… Our special teams put us into a passing situation when behind. Our defense couldn’t stop Brady. So, without a running game and without a true Offensive line, the passing game suffered with bad field position. That’s a documented fact. Our two year ( I question that with the wildcat ) QB had to come from behind the entire time. I love our defense but, did they stop the Jets or Pats ?
I don’t want Henne to have a “red carpet”, but, c’mon man.
If our defense is “all that”… they will have to stop the jets and pats. Our special teams will have to give us some field position to make it believable that we could actually have a balanced attack.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
YOUR SENILE!!
Been left too long in the Sun and alone in the nursing home. Fiedler was a good qb? Why do certain players need other teammates to cover up for their deficiencies,i.e. Fiedler? The Dolphin Digest would always write about how the team need a certain type of player to suit Jay? He squandered great seasons by Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor.Jay was a mediocre qb the likes of Henne who fans as you think it’s the other facets fault.Henne has embarrassed us on too many occasions! We Carson Palmer to not waste talents such as Marshall’s and Dansby’s!!
Zach
Thomas was too small. You proved my point ( positions demand a certain prototype size) As good as he was, he got flattened by players with the prototype size. Don’t get me wrong…I loved Zach…but he got mowed over when it counted… Like Bo Jackson made Brian Bosworth road kill. Fiedler wasn’t great, I know. That’s what I’m saying…the bar isn’t very high. Still, Fiedler did alot better than Pat White. I’m talking about prototype players size. You can’t be 6’ 1" and 220 and be a QB in this league…………….and be successful. The dolphin digest ? Sounds like Country Kitchen Buffet.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
NAH! WRONG ANSWER
Zach gave his all for our team! Jay Fiedler was cuddled by fans like you.It was always the other players not being good enough.Henne perhaps has your sought after prototypical physical traits however his matter between his ears is the size of an ant!
I hear you
Zach played alot bigger than alot of linebackers bigger than he was. I liked Jason Taylor and his speed too. I’m not arguing for Fiedler, believe me. I’m not for coddling one player over another. I’m just saying Henne is our best chance ( to this point ) as far as physical stature. Vince Young fits the bill too. Just watch the size of UDFA QB’s that don’t fit the bill. You better be 6’4" and 240 or you will get snuffed.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
FAULTY ASSUMPTIONS
How can you honestly compare
Jay to Pat? Fiedler was the teams starting qb for years! White maybe started one game!Liar. Henne is not worth one more year as a starter.Why make devious assumptions that Carson’s price tag is prohibited! He’s a matured player who has been on a terrible organization with pitiful coaching.
Stature
Was all I compared between Pat White and Fiedler. Do you mean devious or dubious ? As far as Palmer, my senile brain remembers Evil Knievel. How many injuries does one guy have to get before he’s done ? Palmer can’t even throw the ball anymore. Elbow, knee injuries ? Is there any wonder why Ingram didn’t get picked ? Knees don’t heal. Palmer is no Marino. And, I’m not willing to give up another crucial high round draft pick for a has-been-never-did. I’d rather go for a young, healthy -could be.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
I'd
Rather have Vince Young. I’d rather get Kyle Orton. But, we have Henne right now. Henne needs some competition. Pat Devlin is 6’4". Let’s get somebody to actually compete with Henne for the starting job. The best QB needs to earn the starting job. I’m just not ( as a fan ) willing to spend high draft picks ( for our future ) on a QB that doesn’t have the physical attributes to make it in this league.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
We have no idea until this lockout ends
First of all, we have no idea how our rookies are going to play. Second, we got a new OC but he hasnt taught anyone his system. This lockout could hurt us worse than most teams because of the new OC. Also, this lockout hurts our rooks since they have no training camp etc. Its all one big shit show.
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by GoNuckingFuts on May 18, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The more I hear...
the more I think it won’t affect us this season, at all. To me, it sounds more and more like there won’t be a this season. As things stand now, I think August is shot, and September doesn’t look much better. Once you get into October, the point of having a season at all starts declining very rapidly.
I was optimistic about this mess until this week.
Puzzled.
The book is still very much open on Daboll's ability as OC
Since he hasn’t proved ANYTHING yet. Personally, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since the cast he worked for in Cleveland was rather substandard. There’s definitely hope here. But that hope is FAR from a given at this point. Sometimes a change of offensive scheme can cause an offense to struggle, and Henne isn’t exactly a confidence-inspirer.
I’m not trying to be negative – I’m not that guy. But to think the Dolphins are magically going to go 5-1 in the AFC East and waltz into the playoffs is just not something I can envision at this time.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Excuse me?
I’m not trying to be negative –
O yes you are…..
perhaps its just me being pissy tonight…
But you always come across as a farmer rather than a “fan”.
You toss the ‘positive’ fertilizer….yet your seeds are always “negative”.
“He’s a great player”[Fert]…BUT…the team wont use him as they should."
Why is that?
Perhaps I am wrong..BUT
Can you produce “ONE” comment…where you feel the “TEAM” will definitely improve?
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by Flip-her on May 18, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Truth is,daboll has WAY more to work with than he did in cleveland. He did decent with a lot less. That’s enough to make me hopeful.
This ^. Now Daboll has to make good with his new toys
Yeah I agree on Gates
Really really like that pick. Not expecting much this year (25 catches or so) but I really like his prospects for 2012 and beyond presuming he learns the nuances of the game.
The negative and positive comments are there. I’ve been more negative lately because of what I perceived as a weak draft. As I’ve said numerous times, I’m over it. I even tentatively predict an increase in record. How is that negative? Besides, I’m now Mr. Positivity as you can see from my signature line.
Gawd its getting tedious in here. The houndogs ATTACK the moment you say anything contrary to the groupthink of optimists around here. CTFO and stop forcing your opinions on the people who are balanced.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
Too early to tell
Hell, free agency hasn’t even started yet. Let’s see what the team looks like before we go judging. Nobody believed 11-5 in 2008 either after all.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
You make me sick Zeus
I think realistic also, but I’m optimistic at the same time. Is that word in your vocabulary? We have the AFC West this year and NFC East, out of those games I’m certain we can take 6, losses to the Giants or Eagles and probably one of the AFC West teams.
The only reason we fell to 7-9 was those losses to the Browns and Lions was because of that jack @ss QB we have and his stupid decision making. And that Steelers game was a rip from us also. Oh well, it could be worse we could be like the Broncos and have someone like Tebow at the helm with no wide outs, and a crappy defense. Count the blessings, it could be alot worse, like in 07, think positive. We didn’t draft the QB of the future this draft, Get Over It.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 2:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Touche
Sucks being attacked by not following the party line (i.e. being positive enough). Whatever, I everybody just sees it their own way.
I have gotten over the draft! I’ve made that clear in a Fanpost and other posts. I only bring it up when the discussion veers to “We’ll be so much better this year because our OL etc etc”. I’m just pointing out that all teams improved the perceived weaknesses in the draft not just us. Most did so by more than us actually because they either picked better or had more/higher picks. Not a slag on the team but just poitning that out.
If that makes me a pariah around here so be it. I’m hopeful for this team but reasonable in my view. If you don’t think so than just move along.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
I thought it might just be me tonight Red
about Zeus….but I’m seeing it too.
And it’s making me more than sick!
I see it too!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Yeah well I like talking
Sh!t to everyone. Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 4:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So you being a pessimist is being "realistic" but him being optimistic isn't?
Just because you think 11-5 is laughable,we didn’t do well in the draft,but 7-9/8-8 is realistic doesn’t make it so.His version is just as plausible as yours and just because it differs doesn’t make him a Kool-Aid drinker.You’re very consistent concerning opinions that don’t agree with yours… I’ll give ya that.
You’re very consistent concerning opinions that don’t agree with yours… I’ll give ya that.
Isn’t everybody? That’s what makes an opinion an opinion. His 11-5 prognostication is no more or less valid than my 8-8 one. The difference being, I don’t attack anybody for their opinion and discuss why I think it might not be valid – unlike some others around here.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
Ding, ding, ding!
Exactly. This site is just a string of opinions. Attacking someone personally because you don’t like a simple opinion only make you look like the dumb ass. It shows that you have nothing else intelligent to add to the debate so you resort to acting like an ass. Do people not get that attacking someone over nothing reflects poorly on them and not the one that they are attacking? Is it just me or is this whole society spiraling in to a rancid pit of incivility? I mean we are all fans of the same team and regardless of how we personally believe we should get there we all has the same ultimate goal for this team. Its bad enough that our politicians act like this. Must we fans do the same?
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by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Except me
My opinions are fact…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
LOL I certianly believe that you believe so. Don't we all?
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Well for me when someone starts with the name calling
That shows entirely No Respect. And it does from discussion to something else.
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So you go to that same level to prove what point?
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That I don't like being called names. Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 7:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Um yeah.....
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Well, of course I’m only kidding… but my opinions are more factual and insightful than the rest!
(Note: Before people start calling me an egotistical jackass, I’m only kidding about the facts and opinions! I’m not egotistical…)
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
I would have bought that had you said right after my opinions.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
I thought I could maybe convince some that I don’t have a bloated ego. It’s not even worthwhile trying to convince people I’m not a jackass…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
LOL I have never had an issue with you that I can recall.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't believe we've had
But I fear my wife may someday pop in on the website and actually dispute my argument that I’m not…
Really, with how much I joke about her, she really will go off on me if she read some of the stuff I type!
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
sh!t hit's the fan in that house!
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by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
It will if anyone informs my wife what I’ve said!
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
I've got your back.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
His shitty back?
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
WTF?
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Is she gonna get the belt? Lol
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 7:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Please! It's not the physical threats...
It’s the nagging!
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
by Finhead83 on May 19, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hear than man, does anyone have the cure for a woman that nags????
I’ve tried everything! :(
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Tell her you just joined
the advanced “anger management” class. Explain you are having a difficult time holding in aggression….as you quietly sharpen your new knife on your new stone.
O yea…look at her over the top of your glasses with a small smile on your face.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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The way things are going with my chick, I might have to! Lol!
Thats like something from “The Shining” flip. Lol! I like it, might work….
by Redeyedbandit on May 21, 2011 12:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that last part was what yeahbaby said.
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No..most people say agree to disagree
but you are always shocked and your retort is always “well I’m a realist” or “I’m not a Kool-Aid drinker”.In other words you and your opinions are the only sane ones and those who disagree are morons.You free-thinking intellects are quite amusing to say the least.
I hear that, I dislike Henne as much as the next guy
Especially his decision making. But I still have some faith in the guy. I’m not drinking the Kool Aid, more like Heinekens, which in turn makes me think realistic. LOL. It’s his fault ENTIRELY we lost to the Browns and Lions. The field goals against the Browns then that pick at the end of the game. The Lions game was basically the same thing.
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 7:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't see the phins going 11-5 either
Especially considering the fact that you have a new offensive coordinator and the lockout has already cut down on the amount of time he gets to spend with the team bringing in a new scheme and getting them ready. Pouncy was a solid pick, but not the game changer to get you guys to 11-5. I have no idea what makes him think you’ll go 7-1 at home after last season or 5-1 in the division.
by OldJetsFanatic on May 19, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
OC will not make a difference.
To suggest that Dan Henning’s offence was stagnant because of his conservative play calling, is simply ignoring history and playing the results. No one complained about his offence when Pennington was under center, his play calling was refreshing, creative, and most importantly productive. He went empty set quite a bit, and his offence was top 5 in the conference. This is not to say that Dan Henning is a genius, perhaps he is not very good at developing young QB’s, but his offence was not the major problem. I’m sure Dan Henning wasn’t telling Chad Henne to check down with1:20 left and down by four against the Steelers, I’m sure that he didn’t teach the discipline of under throwing receivers on wide open deep routes, nor did he drill the importance of having awful 4th quarter performances, or preach the virtues of throwing int’s to linebackers. It says quite a bit when an offensive coordinator that preaches ball protection can’t get his QB to have more TD’s than Int’s. Perhaps his replacement can develop Henne more effectively, but a new approach to play calling didn’t help him one bit with the Browns…..Did It? They were statistically a worse offence than Miami with one of the best runners in the conference, sound familiar. The only hope that Brain Dabol has as a coordinator is the development of Chad Henne, or the acquisition of a QB that can be effective. No sets, no trickery, no wide open offence, no strong running game, will compensate for a QB that simply cannot deliver in a meaningful way.
Henne
had a leash on him as thick as your neighborhood pitbull the last two years. They worked on what progressions he was going to check into. I feel that the collar will be removed this season and let the kid “Wing” it. Henning was good for one yr. I think all the Geritol he was taking blocked his mind receptors at times last season. Henne will be a different “Dog” this yr. You will see.
Not really
It’s not really “playing the results” when you’re right. Based on what I saw, Henning’s play calling almost redefined conservative. Is his play calling resulting in a stagnant offense? Yes, I believe so. Who was it that was basically allowing the offense only two plays to move the chains once they got into field goal range? Third down became reserved for not losing the field goal attempt as opposed to trying to keep the ball moving or (gasp!) score a touchdown.
Henne had all sorts of issues, but I don’t believe he was getting the coaching he needed to succeed. Maybe he sucks, and if he does I’ll admit it freely. But I want to see him play in a contemporary offense first.
Also, nobody complained about Henning’s offense when it was working under Pennington because Pennington is basically Henning’s perfect QB: not going to throw deep, but rather going to complete just about everything, so you run twice and then convert on a short third down, or throw on an early down and grind out a first down. Henne isn’t Pennington, and needed an offense geared towards a stronger arm. Especially after trading for Brandon Marshall.
by patrick.m on May 18, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TRUTH BE TOLD!!!
Way to say it amigo, I ive in Cleveland. Henne has REAL problems that a new oc be more of the same unless we acquire Carson Palmer whom Dabol knows quite a bit about since he has played him twice a year of several seasons.
I do not
care if we get 300yds/game. Score!!! do not trade FG’s for TD’s!!! We must Average 28pts/game. I am concerned about our D. I hope they do not fall off the table. Remember the last game???? 38-7? or whatever? The Pats scored at will x2 games on us last season!! D is in need of a kick in the ass also!! Quitters!! No pride in last part of the season.
a few bombs to gates from henne will affect the way defenses look at us
No matter where he plays,guard or center,the new guy brings a mauling mentality to the field. And he’s in prime position to work on his snaps as he works out in pitt with his pro bowl brother. I’m sorry,but I can’t help but feel the optimism. DT brings a successful college career where he WAS the offense for his team. Clay gives us the second TE we were pining for,or at best case,the reciever out of the backfield we all wished for.
So we took a center/guard in the first round. Truth is,we got a heck of a football player that brings tenacity and a desire to succeed to our team. I like that. Gates doesn’t have to be in on every play,he just has to be a factor. Daboll did good with his runners in cleveland,I think he’ll do just fine with the new toy we got him. Clay is a suprise,didn’t hear much about him before the draft,but I’m excited to see the plans they have for him.
Truth is,daboll has WAY more to work with than he did in cleveland. He did decent with a lot less. That’s enough to make me hopeful.
by dolphinfan4lyfe on May 18, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Matty your last line is my concern now.
“… we could be in store for a more exciting offense in 2011.
Or whenever games are finally played.”
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Oh I forgot Zeus your a big fan of Tebow! LOL!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 2:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Tebow is better that what we have
dipshit
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
That is unless you enjoy
75 QB rating QB’s with no pocket presence or mobility. But this will be the year Henne takes us to the promised land… righttttt. Shouldn’t be too sarcastic cause I’m actually in favor of Henne getting one more year to prove himself.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
And so am I, give the guy 1 more year
Then get rid of him. Seriously doubt Henne will throw 30 TDs, but this is the last year of his contract, let him play it out, and least he’s playing for something.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I'm fine with that
Maybe he clues in.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
I was pretty pumped until I saw that Murtha was the one being quoted lol
sad considering he also said we’re gonna run a zone run blocking scheme….i have a hard time believing that’ll happen when I see it (i.e. our offense would have to be VASTLY different for us to use that)
and I understand we have a new OC but we still have the same HC who goes batshit crazy happy over fg’s so….
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
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Please, call me Bacon
*hard time believing that'll happen.
sorr that sentence should end there. I just changed what I was gonna say, im not drunk at 2 in the afternoon lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Yeah and your a piece of
Shit. My brother is a Broncos fan. And even he said Tebow wont amount to anything. He said that Henne is a better QB than Tebow, and that he has way too much to work on. You should get some opinions on Tebow before answering Moron.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 2:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Dude, you're lame
Full frontal attack for what reason exactly? Because I’m not as positive on the team’s or Henne’s prospects as you are? It’s really you chose to go FULL RETARD on me. Tebow is off to a pretty good start in his career wouldn’t you say?
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
It’s really you chose to go FULL RETARD on me
It’s really sad you chose to go FULL RETARD on me
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Hold on guys...
I gotta go get a beer and some popcorn, this is getting interesting lol
Seriously, I wish Henne had the attitude and determination that Tebow has. Never been a big Tebow fan, but the guy busts his ass and never quits. Gotta respect his work ethic.
GO PHINS !!!
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by boca_phin_fan on May 18, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The golden spoon & all, ever sence (he was born) deslexicia keep him down. Oh the mumps did a # on his reticular system, the chicken pocks, took his memmory!
Short term memmory is beter then nuthen, when he was six he cought the rickets & for the next 4 years, “piojo or lice” was comb out of his hair 3 times a week! The only reason his bones are so strong, is that he swallows strawbarrys by the bushel.
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by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol; glad to make you laugh, with such a "serious descustion" taken place oh but i'm enjoying that also. (Your welcome)
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad I could be a part of your entertaining
workday beav. I like to avoid bitch slapping the opposition when necessary, but sometimes it’s too easy.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
by zeusmith on May 18, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lmao opposisition classic!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Bitch slapping? By saying Tebow
Is better than ours? Lol!
Has Tebow beaten New England? Or the Jets?
Will he even throw for 300 yards in a game?
I’m making you my bitch. Lol!
Lay off the crack buddy, and stick to the sniffin’ glue or aerosol cans. Haha!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
He's already thrown for 300 yards you dumb stooge
At least get your facts straight before you continue to embarass yourself. Watch football much? Damn lol.
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/24000/gamelog;ylt=AvKb024IFlIgNPPy50EOe3sfQM6
Not saying Tebow will be an elite QB, but considering his start, I’m not sure how you can claim Henne is so much better. They’re different QB’s and Henne has been nothing better than below average after much more development time.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Your right. He did throw for 300
Against the Texans nonetheless. I admit I was wrong.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Whats with the personal attacks kids? You do know that you both root for the same team, right?
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The baby is still mad we didnt draft a QB.
Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
so you disagree. Not sure what the reason was for the name calling.
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by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He name called me first man. Called me a
D!pshit
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah the old he did it first! I remember that from third grade!
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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lol! I know huh? lol!
All I did was disagree with him and he starts with the name calling. He obviously felt that some of us were ganging up on him. Which wasn’t the case.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not into the whole "He did it first schtick"
But the opening salvo was actually thrown by redeye when he said:
You make me sick Zeus
Anyway, if dipshit is going to get you all stoopid and stuff, then whatever. I’m just glad I entertained the Beav for a day. Pass the Cheetos!
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
My bad man. Honestly I forgot to put
LOL, right after that.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I want to thank you redeye
Our completely pointless and counter-productive dialogue has gotten me through my boring and monotonous day job. Nothing like one of these tedoius exchanges to get you through the workday!
Same time tomorrow?
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
Sure why not? Lol!
I’m always in the mood to talk sh!t to someone. Lol
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 5:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah shyt...
I’m gonna have to change my signature again ha.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
Haha! just messing man. i went off on
54, for saying we should do whatever it takes to draft Cam Newton. I went “Full Retard” on him. Lol! I think he even said something like making a Saints/Ricky Williams type deal.
Now that really got me going. Lol
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 5:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Strangest exchange ever
And i was here when RZ and X were still around lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
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by Ben Bacon on May 18, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I know, right
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LMAO
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Thanks bud..!
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Good to hear brother! You know we can not get buy around here without your inappropriate but most timely comments.
Someone has to bring the levity!
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by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Your brother is a advanced scout for the Broncos? Probably more like a guy who is a Pac Ten Fan and a Gator hater
Everytime I hear these pure idiots talk about Tebow as if he sucks I crack up laughing. I love the worn out quote “Tebow will not amount to much” None of you guys could have watched him in college. Tebow would throw for 300 yards in the first half in games they asked him to air it out and then he would be pulled becasue the Gators were up by 45 at Halftime. Tebow was as good a thrower as anyone in the country and Urban chose to use him running the ball 20 times a game and because Tebow did not throw for a ton of yardage he was not considered a passing QB. How about " In the NFL Tebow will have to drop back to pass" boy o boy there is a challange a great athlete will have. I guess every QB in the NFL is capable of dropping back to throw form under center except Tebow. The most ignorant reasons I have ever heard used for saying a QB will not be able to play in the NFL. All these black running QBs who have a running first mentality never make it in this league and never will. Tebow was not dropping back and taking off running like the black QBS he was being told to tack a jab step back and then run. big difference. How about the long list of QBs who just do not have the drive to become great players? Tebow will outwork any QB in this league leading into the season and the Dolphins are ignorant for not taking a chance on Tebow. We take Pat White in the 2nd, we take Henne in the 2nd and we take the BYU kid in the 2nd but We dont take a chance on one of the greatest college players of all time who won a Heisman and 2 National titles, and lets not forget he is never going to get arrested or beat his wife and he is a natural born leader. Is it that Tebow just makes so many guys feel half a man they have to talk him down in every way to try and make themselves feel better . Tebow will win at least one NFL titile
by Brickstonethebone on May 18, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe, don't think it will happen with the Broncos
McDaniels really screwed that team over. And he ain’t no scout for the Broncos, just a guy who saw all his games last year and most of his college games, doesn’t like his mechanics or accuracy.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Someone needs to shop that pic of Brian into looking like jesus
or put a beam of light and a halo over his head lol looks like he is reaching to the heavens in that pic
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Haha! Zeus! Your a weak sad man
I got under your skin you piece of crap. Or shit? I’ll let you decide which one you are. I’ll say crap. LOL!
Got under your skin so bad you couldn’t even type right. You were in such a hurry to respond to what I said you F’d up! Lol! Sign of a weak man there. I respect your opinions on this website, and all I said was you have to think more optimistic and you start with the name calling. Forget it, your a piece of shit, not crap. Haha!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Since you monopolize the piece of shit category, it isn’t that. And since you consistently fail to use the ‘rep;y’ button, I guessing you must be a moron. Hey, being full retard does have it’s benefits heh bro?
In which position do you give Henne head when you dream at night lol?
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
No wait
Henne is wayyyy better than Tebow becuase… my brother who lives in Denver says so. Full retard in full effect!
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Thats coming from a diehard Broncos fan
Who was pissed off when they drafted him. Just like you when we drafted Pouncey and didn’t draft a QB. Little crybaby. Waaaaahhh!!!!! We didn’t draft a QB!!!! Where’s my bottle???? Little bitch.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Thats coming from a diehard Broncos fan
Who was pissed off when they drafted him. Just like you when we drafted Pouncey and didn’t draft a QB. Little crybaby. Waaaaahhh!!!!! We didn’t draft a QB!!!! Where’s my bottle???? Little bitch.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There used the reply button.
Just for you Zeus. And hit it twice just in case you missed it you lil crybaby.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Gdamn you're a tool
No lie! I’ve said numerous times I’m over that and I accept the Dolphins FO couldn’t trade down. It’s like talking to a shit mudhouse with you. I’ll change my signature line for your benefit ASAP, for your special needs.
And don’t sweat it. I didn’t think you would get the reply button right with your tendency to go full retard and all.
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Actually i dream of your
Chick giving me head lol! And I’m not your bro. D!pshit.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Wow! Too far dude!
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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Gracias! Lol! took me like an hour to think of that one.
Lol
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You should know that a guys kids, wife and girlfriends are off limits.
That reminds me of something I would hear from Jets fan!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
He starts with the name calling, then with the retard crap, then
the giving head jokes. Am I gonna keep quiet? Hell no. All I’m doing is getting him back. And the kids, I agree should be kept out, as well as the moms. But after that, well its up for grabs.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So your excuse is he called me names first? Are you 12?
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
But head jokes are funny
Just Ask Beav :)
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
sigh..............
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear ya....Just be straight up
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Ooops...wrong spot
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Well I aint gonna keep quiet, your right though
Shouldn’t have stooped down to his level.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No one said stay quiet just don't turn in to some sort of classless fool
just for the sake of being right. I think you both just need to hold one another until the anger subsides. Seriously, hug it out!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 18, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh...... ok, i like hugs
Lol
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 5:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What a pussy!
You had Zeus by his bb balls…and you let loose?
You deserve the pussy smacking Zeus is now giving you…..and you dont even see it.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Whatever douchebag
Go find some other nuts to lick while you’re at it.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
By what you say
you’re and “anti” fan.
Don’t like it
tough shit!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
by Flip-her on May 19, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fight your own battles you puss
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
I have been
I’ve called you out all night!
You’re a lame ass fan and Red saw it
then he caved…wtf?
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
by Flip-her on May 19, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lol
ok puss. Open wide now.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
WTF is that suppose to mean?
I have a half dozen retorts on your lame ass comments, so reply to one of them.
Unless you wait until Im asleep.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
by Flip-her on May 19, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't need to respond to your stoopid retorts
Because your posts mean ZERO to me. Not only do you masquerade behind a proponent of your views who’s conversation was played out hours ago, your analysis is crap. I never even said anything that was negative, so just crawl back under your rock and engage someone who actually GIVES A SHIT about what you have to say.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
Sorry Matty
My apologies big guy. The houndogs got to me today. I’ll keep it in my pants tomorrow..promise lol.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
You're a "FIN" fan...?
You’re a Fin “meh”…who doesnt seem to give a shit about our team.
You only comments are….in the end… negative!
I stand by what “I” say!
You cannot address them?
Don’t put it off on Red.
Either address my acusations…..explain where I made an error….or shut the fuck up!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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by Flip-her on May 19, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Zeus...I asked this
before….show me a post where you END it with a “SOLID” on our Fins.
I will GREATLY apologize!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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by Flip-her on May 19, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think this site is descending into madness...
lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Descending into madness?
IT’S DESCENDING INTO SPARTA!!!!
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
LOL
im glad you got the reference
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Sorry it seems that way.
I am a LOONG time “fan”.
So….Define fan?
I guess after hearing all this “negative” shit about the draft…the nw OC…
there seemed to be “one” who stood out as the Alpha Know it all. Zeus.
I don’t know why…but tonight it hit me. Shut the fuck up about your whining, complaining, bullshit.
How about some positive comments.
There we have it.
I feel better.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
by Flip-her on May 19, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh REALLY?
You should know that a guys kids, wife and girlfriends are off limits.
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Erm....
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
lol you know exactly what im talking about
warnersbeard…..
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Surely you jest...
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
I dont know that Warnersbeard that you speak of.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
OH YES YOU DO
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
He sure left an impression on you.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions
do you not remember that there was almost a solid hour where we thought he was some internet creeper?
well i do lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
LOL Oh yeah!
I have never been so creeped out but for some reason I have also never laughed so hard in my life. It was surreal for sure. Either way it will always go down as one of the best gags I have ever seen.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
it was an odd time. It was really funny (even for me at the time) cuz it came out of nowhere and it was rather shocking….but then it got REALLY creepy when we considered that maybe he was just some dude….
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Yeah that part was very creepy.
Its a reminder that you never know who is out there watching and creeping.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
NO JOKE
thats why Ive strayed from ever posting another pic of anyone I know lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
LOL And yet you did do it once again.
Your weak my friend.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
but not since!
then again ive been single the whole time….
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
I know and we all (especially Alpha) are just waiting.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah thats totally not creepy at all
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Sorry. Your missteps bring me joy.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Post your ex!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
He already did. Someone out there still has it I am sure.
Alpha???
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 20, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll ask him later.
I still have to do what you guys told me about that place that stores pics, so I can start uploading.
It’s in my notes, somewhere.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Just open a photobucket account.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 20, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, bro!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Sorry....I'm down lower reading about
A6’s Chinchillas penis.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
LOL Yeah there is something weird going on down there.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 20, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Photobucket
At least to me, it only shows a link and not the actual picture.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Well...
Just because Nicky is the size of a small kid, it doesn’t mean he’s off limits.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Oh my god!
LMAO!!!!!!!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
LMAO
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Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
LOL
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes with one exception.
The guy that is stupid enough to post a pic of his attractive girlfriend on this site and even then no one took a shot at her. Well maybe they did literally but not on here anyhow.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
also since shes an ex shes now “unattractive” from here on out . Wouldnt want her getting praise she doesnt deserve lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
I am pretty sure Alpha said that he had a life size blow up of that pic
to “use”. Whatever that means!?!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Heh heh heh
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
thats creepy Alph, not gonna lie
lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Whats worse is that he also has one of you.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard he was making a mannequin of you
And trying to bring it to life.
Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 2:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
A TCP blow up doll?
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Thats really weird and creepy.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Are there bolts in the neck?
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Odd
He also said he had your life size pic a few weeks ago in another post…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Oh holy hell! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
So did I....
The monkey on the other hand, is quite excited…
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
OMG Would you let Enhalen go already?
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
YES PLEASE
lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Run Bacon run!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
dude Im already camped out on the moon
NO WAY he gets up here lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
How do you breathe?
I bet the camping there sucks! I prefer New Mexico in the summer.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Its actually quite lovely
alph’s not here lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
lol
-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
But its just gray and rocky.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
So it's NE in the winter?
-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
Talk about coverin your ass
litteraly!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Yeah that is what she said!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 21, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
so did i.....
i shouldve just rewatched the new south park episode instead of wandering around on here while Im eating lunch lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
And unfortunately...
Logic often seems to be off limits.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
Wait....Wait.....let me write this down!
Isn’t that a quote from John Lennons retarded illegitemate, futuristic sperm doning son…injected into, and bore by Sara Palin?
[I should be on Jepardy!]
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
No-no i think i herd that on Merlin or sumthing!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 21, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this guy for real?
I really got your panties in a know didn’t I? Stop showing us your triangle already. Damn bro I chillax!
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
As real as a heart attack
How does Kaepernicks dik taste in your dreams you sik fuk? Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 4:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
As real as a heart attack
And that’s exactly what you’re gonna have if you don’t get that wedge out of your ass cheeks ASAP. I guarantee you, Kap’s dick will be bigger than Henne’s in due course (a football metaphor in case your went retard on me again). It’ll be like Lexnigton Steel against your bald headed tax attourney. Swordfight much?
Anyway, I changed my signature line so I’m now an official member of the Miami Dolphins Kool-Aid drinking society. You happy there numbnuts?
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
You happy there numbnuts?
Altered for clarification purposes.
Henne is the greatest and the Dolphins will go 14-2 this year and win the SB
Not really you
Dik gobbler. Cause I still think your not over the fact that we didn’t draft a QB this draft. Or your bf Kaepernick for that matter.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 5:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude...you're WAY out of line.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
That seems to be his thing. Just flag it and move on.
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"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 21, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I do like Tebows work ethic and determination
Wish Henne had half that. But still have you seen Tebow throw a 15 and out? Makes me cringe.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
And odds are we bring in a Vet QB
Who comes in and takes the job away from Henne which I am really hoping for.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No doubt he needs someone to compete with
Also aside from the compitition standpoint we have no other option besides Henne at the moment.
Hopefully this dispute comes to and end would love to see who we bring in
Winner Of The 2009 Phinsider Predict The Pick Contest. Creator Of The Phinsider Annual Mock Draft
Really ? not me if we take our lumps this season we have a sparkling chance of getting a very good prospect next draft!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey beav
I like the new ass-atar. It’s a little less J-Lo than the last one. LOL
GO PHINS !!!
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - Steven Wright
Hoping for football ON TIME in 2011.
by boca_phin_fan on May 18, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha pal!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If that's a wooden figure
I’m a PCP driven termite!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Your dick is the size of a termite?
Who knew? Who knew?
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
by Alpha6 on May 19, 2011 7:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha hahaha! stop already size can't be that funny, I mean damn the "mirror is rite next" to the shower!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Hung like a light switch.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
by Finhead83 on May 19, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL Thats a good one.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna use that at the office...
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
A light switch shaped like a dudes memeber? Thats a weird thing to want to use at your office.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a dude's member shaped like a light switch?
Either way, it’s creepy.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
And by that comment...
I just pictured Alpha and Nicky with… Nicky’s Little Nicky. I’m not saying anything about Nicky being like a switch, but c’mon… It has to be proportionate, right?
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
I would assume so. Maybe ask Enhalen. They look very close in that pic.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no inside info on the shape or size of the halfling's junk
however my best guess is thats its very small and hard to see
or there’s just nothing there because God knew how arrogant and prideful the little elf would be so He made him tiny AND a eunuch by birth
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
LOL I don't know if I would lable him as arrogant but he sure as hell is cocky at times.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
oh he deserves it. Ive decided that I can be as mean to him as I want because A) he doesnt care, B) its seems like any attention makes nicky happy and C) trying to convince nicky that hes not perfect is like trying to convince the pope that hes protestant….not gonna happen lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
It's similar to another theory I have...
Called small dog syndrome. The smaller the dog is, the more they bark because it is the best way for them to get attention. In this case, the smaller the person, the more they jump and wave their arms so they can be seen. It’s just their way of making sure they’re not stepped on.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
And before anyone points out the obvious
I already know I’m going to hell…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Hey if your ok with it I am.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hafling's carry a different perspective of an elevator!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 20, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
You never read my signature?
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Lol; your credible but how cares!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 21, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
im only 5’9 myself (and im 23 so im done growing lol) so i understand to a point
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
all you gol-damn red-wood's sit down up front!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hehehe! Wood!
Why do I feel like Alpha? LOL
by Redeyedbandit on May 19, 2011 11:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's just a myth
Like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
It's all very weird and only makes me wonder what kind of office Alpha works in.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing zoo.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Is that the sort of place that you might expect to see a penis shaped light switch.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you never seen a chinchilla's penis?
I’d say that is about as an accurate comparison you can find. Either that or Alpha and Nicky work in the same office.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
No I have not. Not really sure why you might have though.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
damn good question
lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
If he's a chinchilla farmer and or a researcher then fine.
Any other excuse is just disturbing.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
i used to tell friends of mine after i worked a few summers at Houston that you haven’t lived till you’ve seen one elephant f*** another elephant lo
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Add that to the list of things that I NEVER need to see.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw two rhinos doing it....
… Good Lord…
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
I am sure you were very excited!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
Permanent scratch bucket-list!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
I’ve been told I’m similar to a chinchilla. Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing….?
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Your soft and small?
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
I’ve drawn comparisons for being “cute” and “cuddly,” but will occasionally bite for no reason…
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Ah. No biting!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It's ok...
I’ve had my shots and vaccinations.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Oh well in that case............
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
hey im gonna work in one of those soon
we zoo peeps are quite normal and well adjusted thanks
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
maybe Michael Scott is his boss
or maybe alpha is like a real life deangelo vickers lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Alright. I'm not Nick, so stop talking about me while I'm in the room.
Or I’ll send another monkey on your asses. The one from Family Guy…
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
didnt the monkey on family guy turn nice?
he at least got his ass kicked lol (i think it was brians son)
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Ok, maybe sending Brian would be better... LOL
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Didn't you say you worked with the monkeys
at Bush Gardens? Discipline for the incorrigible.
Especially…that ‘one’ BAD monkey.
Christ…. you’re the only guy I know who could ‘spank the monkey’, get paid good money, and be considered a professional!
some guys.
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Barkley fever baby
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
by zeusmith on May 18, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm enjoying this or that up there very much rec!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Shyt talking and football
The ultimate combination – all for your entertainment pleasure
2011 NFL Draft - Doplhins
Trade Down from #15
1st - 1a) Colin Kaepernick, 1b) Ryan Mallett (QB)
Thats right! I actually enjoy it. Lol!
I have the day off so I’m gonna be at it all day.
Someone has to talk sh!t to that piece of monkey sh!t. Lol!
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
True dat
But to be honest with you, as long as we beat the Raiders and the Jets, and the Cowboys, I’ll be happy. Of course I would like to reach the Super Bowl, odds are we won’t, so beating those teams (and the Pats) would make me happy.
Nothing worse to me than losing to the Pats.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh and especially the Raiders.
Hate that team, the fans with a passion.
by Redeyedbandit on May 18, 2011 3:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
red zone is where the game is won lost
In the current day NFL the games are won by the teams that score TDS in the red zone,instead of Fgs.Come to think of it,this has probably been the case since the end of the NFL team dynasties and the entrance of free agency as it is now.I dont care how many yards the offense gains per game.I am more interested in the offense’s percentage in the red zone,how many times they score Tds in that 20 yard quadrant,as opposed to fgs.That 4pt difference is very big if you make it there 3 times a game.It is very simple to write it on paper,but to do it is another story.A team such as the Dolphins to overachieve as they will need to do to reach postseason can be accomlished by simply scoring a lot more tds than fgs in the red zone.IMO that is what a successful OC can do,create the right plays for the talent on the team ,to score tds in the red zone.
Wow, some shit happened....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Nothing like a god shit happening.
-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
*good
-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
Things were just getting too boring
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
Opp's; fox how's your life in general, health wize?
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got a bitching headache, but otherwise I'm fine
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
Youkaliptus leaves help at times, for colds & headakes!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
but i'm no doctor!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
in fact if you have said garden grab any herb even mint leaves they open the sinous cavady real good this releaves the brain pain!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
But i'm not a doctor!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been drinking some tea
Between you and me, I think its some medication I’ve been using. My head always hurts within 30 mins.
Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it? - Plant
Effing med's i've been on this delotta for 2 years!
Go natrual man hit the herbs strong they will open up your sinus & give releef!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Well here's two more, that know how labron felt that first nite's bball game against the bulls!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Diloted??
For 2 years? [Everything now comes into focus] kidding.
WTH happened that you need that shit? [I say ‘shit’ with affection]
[people who don’t know ‘beaver food’, have no clue]
I’m tired…but I am guessing you’re a smart Vet! [“D” was my 2nd fav]
OR..your ‘beaver’ speller is FU…and your food is from outside sources.
O..and tell me something thats “natural”… that will replace it. LMAO
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Maybe we will "sit down at a game sum time" & i'll tell you a story that will just make you cringe, then I'll get a beer or two. We can swap spit about how the dolphins are being run, then a couple more beers. we can talk about Shula, Marino!
The good time’s that are being made err had rite now!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 21, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
And I'll tell you a couple storys back.
It’s always about…the “rush”.
Shula…Marino.
It’s too late for this now….pull the birch in close!
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
by Flip-her on May 21, 2011 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thx & that'd be a highly sought after prize by me. Rec!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 21, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
fox how's your life in general, health wize?
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 18, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Sooo, new avatar........ same beaver.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
"Keep-it up Alph"!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 7:55 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
thats assuming he has a reason to do so
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
You're here....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Yes
and i dont intend to leave lol
With the 15th pick, the Dolphins select, John Stamos....'s brother!
"F*** SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS" -Nicky's reaction to the Stamos selection
Official leader of the "Draft an actual QB in 2012" Bandwagon
Please, call me Bacon
Therefore, the "Keep it up Alpha" statement...
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Beaver will never change!
Something around here has to be a constant!
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
keep drinking that slushie just watch out fer the yellow crystals!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I avoid drinking all crystals.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Well the Yellow ones in this case, pertain to urin with "salt base" acidic flavering I think?
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on May 19, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL Yeah thanks beav. I also do not eat yellow (or any other colored) snow.
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman
Apple has a new anti-sexting feature. Brett Favre, you going to want to get the Android!
by texascowpunk on May 19, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Even salt crystals?
-Pulse of the Maggots P.o.t.M. The "pm striker king"- WZB
"3 sentences that will fix your relationship problems: You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry." - One of the things you learn in Physics class
Behind every great man is a good woman; behind every good woman is a man looking at her @$$.
"Loving a good woman is the best thing a man can do for his moral welfare" -Narrator from The AutoBiography of an Ex-colored Man
Go see Mosul's new blog! An Observation on Sports
... and toilet bowl crystals?
wait, what?
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
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