Will I get arrested if I sneak in the stadium and slept in the endzone?

well, that would be a first

brandon marshall in the dolphins endzone

by Tison M on Apr 9, 2011 8:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

ouch

Just one mans opinion...
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by MagicDolphin on Apr 9, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions

Lets be fair

That would be only the third time he would find the endzone as a dolphin in our house.

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by Phinatics on Apr 9, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions

ok ok fine

yes you can sleep there, but it will be a 15 yard penalty on the ensuing kickoff

by Tison M on Apr 9, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions

LOL

'Phins phor Liphe!

Draft The Newtron Bomb!

by joel311 on Apr 10, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions

Its the only way

our offense can get into the end zone, Especially with a rookie QB.

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by Neo on Apr 9, 2011 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

Chances of being arrested go up when you announce you're going to do it.

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by PhrozenPhish on Apr 9, 2011 10:21 AM EDT reply actions

Go ahead, BM

just not with the missus…

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by lifeimitatesfootball on Apr 9, 2011 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

... your missus wouldn't mind... lol

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
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by Alpha6 on Apr 9, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions

He's uploading videos of his workouts.

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by Patssuck456 on Apr 9, 2011 12:08 PM EDT reply actions

... because his plays on video would be laughed at...

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Apr 9, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Love This Guy

Talks smack, works his butt off, brings it on game time. Can’t wait for this season. My brother was so ticked off when his team traded him to us. Remember Dolphin fans it could be worse. We could be like the Broncos who traded their Franchise QB and WR cause of a jerk off coach.

by Redeyedbandit on Apr 9, 2011 12:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Don't forget trading Peyton Hillis for Brady Quinn

Oh, and drafting Tebow and Demarius Thomas in the first round.

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by Dolphinole on Apr 9, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Lol, I remember when the broncos drafted Thomas after trading Marshall they said they drafted him because he reminded them of Marshall. I think it was Steve Young who was like “what the he’ll? You guys traded Marshall and then draft a guy that reminds u of him”.

by PhinsAllDay on Apr 9, 2011 11:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Bring a lady friend

and at least he can say that he scored in the endzone.

by Pasker720 on Apr 9, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

LOL

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by Davone_Is_BessT on Apr 9, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions

nice.

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by dolger14 on Apr 9, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions

.... that lady would be Enhalen's gf... lol

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Apr 9, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions

Thats mean even for you Alpha!

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by texascowpunk on Apr 9, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Maybe focus on sleeping in the endzone during a game.

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F the jets, bills, patriots and cryboys...and sooners, but go phins, longhorns, dodgers and stanford!
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by dolger14 on Apr 9, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions

... as opposed to every other play...

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Apr 9, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions

What's wrong with this picture?!!

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Apr 9, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions

its a mans foot

by dolphinfan4lyfe on Apr 9, 2011 9:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Fail.

… count the toes…

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Apr 9, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Ewwwwww

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by Farorefox on Apr 9, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions

nah, just a really bad case of bunyan and an awkward camera angle

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by Strange on Apr 14, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions

LOL

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by texascowpunk on Apr 9, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

You got Brady to show off his Nail Polish?

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Now lets get a G-D snack!!!

by Noble_Lance on Apr 10, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions

It's the foot from the statue in Lost?

4 toes………

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by Red Dog on Apr 10, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions

better delete this before we have ole rexy trolling our board!

as my great grand pappy use to say: when someone says those folks are grounded. makes me wonder what they did wrong.

common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.

by animal2020 on Apr 10, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions

I doubt Ross would press charges

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by Farorefox on Apr 9, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions

???

thanks for digging this up Matty. So what do people think about Vrabel?

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by civwarbuff on Apr 10, 2011 9:02 AM EDT reply actions

BMarsh My Boy!

Looks like he’s keeping out of trouble….

by Redeyedbandit on Apr 10, 2011 1:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

im more concerned with his lack of grammer

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by Weecho85 on Apr 10, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

or is it me that has it ....... who knows?

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by Weecho85 on Apr 10, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

lol

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Draft *Robert Quinn* for Wake's sake."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Apr 11, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions