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Medic Offers His Protection

Hello? *knocking dust off mic* Heh, yeah i know its been awhile. Whats that? You're mad, mad that i dont talk to you anymore. Meh, well i don't really care. But just so you know, and i mean this, i miss you. In 5 days i will have officially been a member of the Phinsider for 3 years. 3 Glorious years of....uhh...what do we do here again? I joined while deployed to Iraq. I've come so far since then, and made it all the way to Trashcanistan. FML. So i want to give you guys a little insight into what this season has been like for me. Our team, being winless until week 9 has not generated enough interest to get any games aired here in Afghanistan. With the exception of the 2 MNF's and Thanksgiving, on account of the fact that there were no other games playing at the time. I dont want to talk about winning or losing, coaching, drafting, or any of that junk. Im taking a cue from my bud OFF4L and SHOWING you what the dilly is. Photobucket So here i am in the "TrashCan". Sporting my very own deep end, Phin Addicts shirt. Thanks to Jeff aka Stripe, for inviting me to his viewing party while i was home on leave, and hooking me up with this super sweet shirt. Photobucket Here i am with the big boy. Mosul, you know what im talkin bout huh huh!! *elbow nudge* ahhh yeah, you know. Photobucket I've had lots of time for solemn reflection this season. Its been tough. Its been heartbreaking. Its been a rollercoaster that is all drop and no flips. Photobucket I only added this pic so you can see that i been workin out. Check out those tri's. Yeah i know you like that Sh*t. Photobucket So i got a super sweet care package with a super sweet Phins stocking in it. Im stoked, on the stocking. Just unsure of what to stuff in my stoked stocking. Stuff. Oh yeah, im a f*cking reindeer, its a secret Army thing, so dont ask. Photobucket Well, thats all folks, See ya later!! AMERICA

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Stocking on the door knob!

Even Bacon would know to stay out. Have fun trying to catch as many of the games on you can on AFN. Have their commercials become any worse or cheesier than they have been in the past? And I know the pain of watching those MNF and Thanksgiving games. 4am games are a pain in the butt to watch, especially when the team is playing like crap. Be safe, have fun, and Go Fins!

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 10:01 AM EST reply actions  

dude

the afn commercials are unbearable, retarded wastes of taxpayer money.

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

LOL

Agreed, agreed, and agreed. AFN would be the one thing I’d hate the most if I had to deploy again. It also seems like Iraq was also a better deployment compared to Afghanistan (also because the bases had much better facilities) because football games aired earlied in the night. Way to go Afghanistan!

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hang in there soldier

And for morale, next season, we start 7-0 with RG3 comin in for the wildcat.

Damn the sheriff, Bring on MARSHALL LAW

by fin4three5yrs on Dec 6, 2011 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

love it

love everything about it

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Stay safe Doc.

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by FinFanFromCA on Dec 6, 2011 11:52 AM EST reply actions  

How long did it take you to get that towed 105 up for the pic? lol

Your rifle looks bad-ass! Clean, decked and ready. Good man!
Brother, you look good.. good spirits.. dispite your environment.

Man, you’re missed. I miss you and all the other serving members on this blog. I always look to see if you or any of the others post or comment. I look for news from you and the others to see how you guys are doing. And always.. always wait to hear that you and the others are back home, safe and sound. I’m proud to have been a part of the military. But more, I’m proud of what you and others I know, who are out there, are doing right now.. for family, friends, country…… and little old me.

Though I’ve been out for a while now, my heart is always with those of the military, but especially for those whom I’ve come to know. Like you MrMedic. You all are not far from my thoughts and prayers… for protection, good times and a safe return home. We don’t always know every detail, but know you are doing right for the right reasons.

In the mean time:

Don’t be a….

Definately, don’t do this….

And maybe, you’ll get a visit from the Master Ninja himself….

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 12:07 PM EST reply actions  

And don't forget the GOs, especially the ban of alcohol! Don't reach for the beer man!

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

buahahahaha!

i’d gladly stick my hand in there for a beer right now. I’d stick OFF4L’s dick in there for a beer right now.

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't want to know how big OFF4L's dick would have to be to reach the beer...

But I think Bacon just got a little excited. Plus it looks like a Heinekan so I’d pass. Now if it was Jack…

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Aparently they're very close.... to do that.

And how are they suppose to rape the ugly chicks, if there’s no beer?!!

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even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
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by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as they haven't crossed swords!

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

we're so close

and alpha, for every month you are here, a girl gains .5 points on a ten month scale. for example: right now a girl who is a 4 in the states, after 8 monhts of deployment to me is an 8.

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

lmao!

Excellent. I like the way you think….

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"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
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by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Deployment goggles are so much stronger than beer goggles.

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by Finhead83 on Dec 7, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So,...

Has your dick shrunk now that you’re on ‘roids ???
Kidding,…looking good.
I’ll give post its proper due when I get home tonight,…

Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...

by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 6, 2011 12:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

LOL! You mean "shrunk More!"

They call him “Vienna” in the showers….

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

they

run from me in the shower. Screaming incomingggg

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 3:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Guess we'll have to call you "Meat" from now on... lol

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"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahaha

hey thats what my ex called me!

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 8, 2011 3:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Ex? When did you divorce?

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 8, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

paper work is still pending

but its been over a year

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 9, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Stay safe

Thanks for what you do for us!

BM_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ JL MP [RI] RF NG TE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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the Wildscat Formation (SC) with FB = CC/DT/LH and SC = Bush/Slaton/Bess

by DolphDallas on Dec 6, 2011 12:23 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks bud

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

its not letting me hit reply, oh well…

A6, i didnt know you had a one serious word in you, im impressed! Its great to hear from ya, and i been wanting to post for the longest time, but either never have internet or time or whatever. But im safe, so far, only got 3 months left in this shit hole, then its back to patron and adultery!

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

GRIFF

You know you’re my guy! I"m gonna do a post recounting MY version of the night we got drunk with MM!!! coming soon!

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 12:30 PM EST reply actions  

Hmmmm, so those are love pics of you for OFF4L. And there's more to the story... lol

Ve…… ry enter-resting.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And my dick

is doing quite well, dick! Ill put a picture of it in my next post. ahaha

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

Please use expansion, so we can at least recognize it as your member, and not a severed pinky.... LOL!

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He once T-Bagged an Afghan woman...

The tiny red bruise made many think she was Indian with a bindi.

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Medic trying to impress M.M. by standing while he pees,.......LOL

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Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...

by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 6, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

dont act like

he wasnt impressed

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a g-shock you are wearing medic?

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by AnishB15 on Dec 6, 2011 11:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

B15 was looking to get a peek at the meat, and noticed the watch... LOL!

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"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 8, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

glad you got the joke A6

welcome to the thread.

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 9, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

You know... I just noticed that Mini-Marino has no ass cheecks!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 9, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm also going to put on my thinking cap...

And guess that you may be near Dandar, Baghlan, Wardak, or the outskirts of Mazar-E Sharif. I think eastern Afghanistan is the most likely. Possibly in Parwan, Kapisa, or Wardak… Definitely looks like a FOB.

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

it is indeed a fob

bout a 20 minute helicopter ride out of jbad. not even sure which direction, but i know its UP IN THE MOUNTIANS

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 6, 2011 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

Darn I'm good!

I knew it couldn’t be J-Bad itself because the FOB looks too isolated (as most of them are). It’s probably been nice that you’re up in the mountains because the summers suck, especially in J-Bad. I’m sure it’ll probably be freaking cold though for your final three months. Personally, I’d prefer the cold since all the gear and clothes could help warm you up. Really though, keeping that trigger finger warm and fresh is the most important part!

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

So Finhead, you a grunt or semen? Ooops, forgot the "a".... lol

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

See below! I had a reply fail...

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

man

this fob is tiny. And its getting colder by the day. 3 month to go!

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Suck it up soldier!! I wanna see icicles on your balls before you complain....

wait, that’s not right… never mind….

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

.....

stand by for pics!

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 8, 2011 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Neither

I don’t grunt, I’m not one of Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children, and I am not a Semen. For the many that think we’re limited to cushy jobs that keep us behind high walls in top-notch dining facilities (the Air Force has plenty of people that feed the stereotype), I find great pleasure in confusing people with our mission! Besides, the best chow halls (dining facilities for the Air Force people that get their panties in a bundle any time I say chow hall) I found in Afghanista actually belonged to the Army.

No Huas, Hoorahs, or Aye Ayes… just a service that appears that lacks unique characteristics and is often seen as the nerds of the military.

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

That was supposed to be a reply to Alpha...

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah... Go Chair Force!

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by Finhead83 on Dec 6, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaaaah, you're one of them boys.

Love it.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn!

That’s a sexy gun!

Good to hear from you. Stay safe!

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by Kevin Nogle on Dec 6, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

You find howitzers sexy?

hmmmm…

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"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Better then lusting after monkeys. Just sayin'

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by texascowpunk on Dec 6, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Howitzers are dead sexy.

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by Kevin Nogle on Dec 6, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

darn right

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 3:24 AM EST up reply actions  

No... that is attractive. This is dead sexy!

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by Finhead83 on Dec 7, 2011 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly!! You tell 'em 83. I like the AC130 Gunship though....

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks mosul

sorry i havent been contributing. IM a bum.

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

... and a wine-o?

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks for what all of you guys do

Have fun and be safe out there medic, and try to catch the games whenever they’re on. One more thing, DANG, how did you get tris that big, they are the only thing I can’t get to grow (somehow I know alpha has a remark ready for that), and my football coach is always on my case for that. Its actually funny how small my tris are in comparision to my biceps.

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by AnishB15 on Dec 6, 2011 5:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

After your sets with weights for your tricep workout, do a modified push-up...

Push-up position with feet on a bench.
Bring hands together where both index and thumbs are touching.. hands flat on floor.
Do a push-up by bringing your face down to the center of your touching hands.
Do as many as you can to exhaustion.
That’s it.

Do this after your done with the weights for your triceps.

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"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

alright alpha, i'll try it

Didn’t really see you as a buff body builder though.

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New Orleans OC Carmichael for HC.
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by AnishB15 on Dec 6, 2011 10:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

From when I was very young.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Im trying the whole crossfit stuff now

i need to shed some belly for the beach!

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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Beaach?!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah... it's been around that there's one more thing you can't grow.

A mustache like this…

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be cold & flu season again, hay Medic thx pal & rec!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet! Captain beem me abord the luckmobil!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 6, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks beav!

how you doing?

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Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

My computer is haveing "Hackers dezize" again

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet! Captain beem me abord the luckmobil!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 8, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn it man. If I ever wind up moving back down your way I am going to have to stop in and do some

computer maintenance for ya!

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I also support Occupy Joe Robbie

by texascowpunk on Dec 9, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thx manz thats a big rec!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet! Captain beem me abord the luckmobil!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 9, 2011 7:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Careful... I've heard him use this ploy before...

Once inside, he drinks all your coolies and then ask you to watch porn with him. Then slowly, almost unnoticably, he drops his pants while your watch porn.
After that, I don’t know what happens… lol

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"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 9, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well let me guess, he acctully "medicates you" slips on his battle fatiuge profalactyte. Calls you by your maiden name & with his snake like whiles you be in a trance!

Obveously you been reading to many book, all fiction of-course!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet! Captain beem me abord the luckmobil!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 9, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Alpha I told you to stop projecting your fantasy's on others.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
I also support Occupy Joe Robbie

by texascowpunk on Dec 9, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ok yeah, i cant do that

But why would I want to?

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Reggie Bush for 2012 pro bowl
New Orleans OC Carmichael for HC.
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Dec 6, 2011 10:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL!! Right.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

How this is not rec'd thru the roof, I'll never know.

I think anyone that can work a cannon, a rifle, and a Dolphins flag into their post all the while coming from lands far, far away,…….Well, that gets a SUPER REC in my book.

Can’t wait to see you again ! Until then,….stay safe !!

Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...

by Ohiofinfan4life on Dec 6, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

I wrecked it. Wait. You're talking blog, not female genitilia.....

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 6, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

haha thanx ohio!

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 3:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Good to see your doing well Medic!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
I also support Occupy Joe Robbie

by texascowpunk on Dec 6, 2011 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

tex!

my man! Im doing well, almost done with this deployment. How have you been?

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

He's been knocking people around with his almighty intellict... LOL

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
I also support Occupy Joe Robbie

by texascowpunk on Dec 7, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I am well sir. Just working and hanging with the kid. Nothing new here really. Hows the wife and the kiddo?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
I also support Occupy Joe Robbie

by texascowpunk on Dec 7, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well, i am now divorced (dont feel bad at all, its glorious)

and the kiddo is doing great, he’s with my parents in florida.

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Dec 8, 2011 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow! Ok. Well glad the kiddo is well.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
I also support Occupy Joe Robbie

by texascowpunk on Dec 8, 2011 3:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey Medic, thanks for chiming in and thanks for all your doing over there, We all owe you alot

even though it is just a simple one, but it is a big one, THANKS!!!!

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by 21Dave on Dec 6, 2011 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Rec'd

Thanks for what you do Medic.

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~Chillax~
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. ~Chinese Proverb
I think for myself, therefore I am. ~ Neo
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~Medic agrees~

by Neo on Dec 7, 2011 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

Thanx fellas

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Dec 7, 2011 3:26 AM EST reply actions  

keep yourself and the "meat" safe over there bro

thank’s to you and all your brethren over there, and around the world. You guy’s keep us old guy’s safe, and able to work, pay bills, deal with family bullshit… wait .. what, maybe I should sign up, lol . Any opening’s for a 54 yr old , overweight armchair quarterback? But really, you guy’s are hero’s , come home safe bro.

founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!

by daytonadolfan on Dec 7, 2011 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

Stay safe Medic, come home soon!

And THANKS for doing what you do.

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Dec 7, 2011 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

Stay safe bro!

Keep up the good work and keep your head low!

I used to think I had a drinking problem.
So I stopped thinking.

by luvs2drnk on Dec 8, 2011 12:35 AM EST reply actions  

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