Dan Marino is our Chuck Norris

I'm pretty sure most everyone has heard atleast some of the "Chuck Norris 'Facts'" since they started coming out in late 04, early 05. As a Dolphin fan that watched Marino, and grew up with the winning franchise that we had, to me, Danny Boy is our Chuck Norris. Not making a joke from our great QB, but as Dolphin fans, we could make so many sayings that would apply to this & other QBs that think they can break Marinos records. I was going to make a huge FanPost but figured I would ask if anyone was even interested?

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Drew Brees only threw for 5000+ yards because Dan Marino ALLOWED him to.

More of Moore in 2012!

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by joel311 on Dec 30, 2011 1:42 PM EST reply actions

DM in fact blessed DB so that he COULD throw for more yds

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

by PhinsTifosi on Dec 30, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions

Great idea Dove

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

by PhinsTifosi on Dec 30, 2011 2:14 PM EST reply actions

Dan Marino once at three 72oz steaks in one hour

He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

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by MrMedic on Dec 31, 2011 9:16 AM EST reply actions

LOL!

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by Alpha6 on Dec 31, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions

When Dan Marino threw for 5,084 yards in 1984, you were allowed to (a) pummel the QB every chance you had, (b) dive at the QB’s knees as he was throwing the ball, © crush any receiver coming over the middle, and (d) jam receivers at the line by any means necessary, even if you had to use a crowbar or a chainsaw. It was impossible to throw for 5,000 yards back then. Only two other 1984 QBs cracked 4,000 yards (Neil Lomax and Phil Simms); nobody else cracked 3,800 yards; and only five guys even attempted 500+ passes (Marino’s 564 was the highest). In 2011? Ten QBs will crack 4,000 yards; six will crack 4,500 yards; two (including Tom Brady) will crack 5,000 yards. Heading into Week 17, ten 2011 QBs have already thrown more than 500+ passes, with Brees leading the way with 622. It’s a totally different game. Heading forward, we’re going to see multiple QBs throw for 5,000 yards every season … right?

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by The Earl on Dec 31, 2011 8:58 PM EST reply actions