Phin Wars Episode I: The Next Gen: But Wait, There's Another?

Could it be? The long awaited continuation of the epic Phin Wars story is here at last! It's dramatic, it's humorous, it's Miami Dolphins meets Star Wars. Sounds like a wet dream for some of you out there. If you're new to the series, this is actually a good starting point. So sit back, relax (if possible), and enjoy.

"Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end."

This quote could not be any more fitting for what was taking place with the Miami Rebel Alliance.

Enter: John Williams

Enter: Floating renegade paragraph.

It was a time of civil war. Miami's owner flirted with the possibility of hiring a new head mentor.

With an 0-7 start to the season it looked as though it was inevitable.

Miraculously, the squadron began winning. Sparano's

seat had become a bit cooler.Things were looking

brighter in South FLAtooine. Fortunately,

Sparano had his shades on.

One defeat and now

things are burning

up once Moore.

Early on in the season, we were destroyed by the Empire, beaten by the AFC East Quadrant (with one exception) and stepped on by the majority of other fleets throughout the universe.

The rebellion has many enemies and will continue to be beaten until balance is achieved. The fleet of SCI Fighters (Super Charger Intergalactic Fighters) took out our blockade back in week 4. Within a split second, a critical error committed by Captain Hilliard Lexington caused devastation. A communication breakdown between him and Chadakin inadvertently caused Slowalker's ship to be completely annihilated.

Chadakin went down in flames. Commander Moore attempted a daring rescue as he swooped up Chadakin in the Millenium Marshall. Unfortunately, it was too late. Chadakin's battered body laid still. He slowly turned to Commander Moore and muttered "it's my shoulder- I don't think I'm going to make it." Slowalker at this point was fading in and out of consciousness. Commander Moore was holding Slowalker's head up, while trying to stop the incessant shoulder pain. "Chaaaadakin! Nooooo! Stay with me! I just can't seem to stop it, the pain is too severe.

Chadakin managed to pull Commander Moore in closer with whatever strength left he could muster. Chadakin removed his own helmet, (the very thing that kept him alive) and struggled to speak. He managed to whisper, with his last breath of life, "Matt.... I am your father you are the starter." Slowalker then wallowed in the wind. Rest young one. Rest. And if you return, you shall get plenty more rest on the bench. ; )

Fortunately, Obi Wan Dabolli had been training Moore, another potential master quarterback. This was not approved by the council though, due to the law that there must only be one master and one apprentice at a time. But, in times like these, desperate measures are a normalcy. So, Dabolli did what he must.

It wasn't so apparent at first, but it seems as though Commander Moore may be able to lead our offensive attacks. He has shown promise. Will he be the one to bring balance to the force? He must pass the extremely difficult quarterback trials for the next 6 weeks, with flying colors, in order to even consider this a possibility.

Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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