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Miami Dolphins Caption This - Week 14

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Wednesday morning, so it's time for our weekly Miami Dolphins Caption This contest. Last week we took a look at wide receiver Brandon Marshall showing off his new gymnastic tumbling abilities.

However, smokinjoe699 put the best caption of the week up.

"only the monster can catch the ball standing on his head!!"


This week, we turn out attention to Philadelphia Eagles' quarterback Michael Vick. Apparently the Dolphins are...well, never mind.

Realizing this could be a dangerous picture given Vick's past, I do have to ask, please make sure you are mindful of the audience, and try to keep this at a PG rating.

Anyway, if you have a great caption for this picture, just leave it below as a comment. If you find a caption you like, click on "Actions" at the bottom of the comment you like. Then click "Rec." That's it. Whichever comment has the most "recs" will be next week's winner.

Enjoy!

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Laughing MFAO!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

"Quit wigglin' Mike!!

I’ll have Taylors foot outta your butt in a second!!"

Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.

NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.

Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...

by CanT0o on Dec 14, 2011 5:33 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Laughing MFAO!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

whats up ron mexico, see this is what its like being one of your dogs

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin"
Reggie Bush for 2012 pro bowl
New Orleans OC Carmichael for HC.
Grand Cardinal of the first holy church of brandstater (the phinsider), and founder of the second holy church of brandstater (turf show times).

by AnishB15 on Dec 14, 2011 6:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

"I wish I was home, I wish I was home, I wish I was home."

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider

by Finhead83 on Dec 14, 2011 7:06 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Laughing MFAO!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

welcome home!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 15, 2011 7:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey coach, I got a sack!

"Every island has a beach and mine there will be called Beast Beach."
Leading the drive for our new offensive coordinator: Mr. Dan Marino

by Dolphinole on Dec 14, 2011 9:09 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Um, is it small and black?

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

a wise man once said..."My cats breath smells like cat food"
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
Win for pride, Win for us fans!

Go Dolphins and beat those Bills!

by Phinphinatic on Dec 14, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Laughing MFAO!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, who's got the bucket of water?!

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
~Chillax~
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. ~Chinese Proverb
I think for myself, therefore I am. ~ Neo
*Pwner of the 2010 Phinsider FFL*
~Medic agrees~

by Neo on Dec 14, 2011 9:24 AM EST reply actions  

As an homage to Miami native, Ace Ventura,

Michael Vick does his best impression of Ace being birthed by a animatronic rhino.

More of Moore in 2012!

'Phins phor Liphe!

by joel311 on Dec 14, 2011 9:38 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

points for the ace ventura reference lol

founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!

by daytonadolfan on Dec 14, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, common guys they really don't make "Fatheads" like this

Voted 6 time" MVP"..... Summercamp Pantyraid winner !!!!!!!!!

by smokinjoe699 on Dec 14, 2011 10:11 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

This reminds me of my prison days....

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, and Hanley Ramirez. :)

by finzrule on Dec 14, 2011 10:36 AM EST reply actions  

God! That's a big fist!!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:05 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

OMFG ROTFL

too much!!!! that could be the funnist thing i have read in weeks!!!!

a wise man once said..."My cats breath smells like cat food"
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
Win for pride, Win for us fans!

Go Dolphins and beat those Bills!

by Phinphinatic on Dec 14, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks man....

=)

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought this was Miami not Penn State!!

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." MACBETH
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron." THE DUDE (The Big Lebowski)

by ct1361 on Dec 14, 2011 11:05 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Oh...

Too soon?

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, and Hanley Ramirez. :)

by finzrule on Dec 14, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I know what a "pile driver" is....

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 11:10 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Water-boy!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 14, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

does this uniform make my ass look big?

common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.

as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.

by animal2020 on Dec 14, 2011 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

Nobody thought to bring baby oil?!!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 12:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

okay mike,

now turn your head and cough.

by Wade on Dec 14, 2011 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

Man, at least Bubba would spit first...

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider

by Finhead83 on Dec 14, 2011 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

What do 2 out of 3 NFL players enjoy?

Gang rape.

More of Moore in 2012!

'Phins phor Liphe!

by joel311 on Dec 14, 2011 2:20 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Vick: God! That's a big finger!! Dolphin player: That's not my finger!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 2:59 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Get that bony thing off me!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 14, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Mike. I know Andy Reid has been riding your A$$, but we'll have him outta there in a second.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
Some people can learn from the mistakes of others, while some people need to pee on the electric fence themselves.
Belichick is looking for a new name for his boat: VI Rings sounds pretty good.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 14, 2011 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

HELPPPPPPPPP....I'm being sanduskied !!!!!!!!!

founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!

by daytonadolfan on Dec 14, 2011 6:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Is that you back there bubba, I thought you was still in prison !!!

founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!

by daytonadolfan on Dec 14, 2011 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

hold him tony , I almost got his wallet out !

founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!

by daytonadolfan on Dec 14, 2011 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

Ooooooooh no you didn't.

lmao

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 14, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Soilia; grab that right cheek, nurse bring in that prarie dog. can we say set-up!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!

by wild zion beaver on Dec 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

"These rabies shots are gonna hurt, Mike

But those dogs were pissed!!"

Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.

NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.

Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...

by CanT0o on Dec 15, 2011 5:43 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dolphins players: "Good Lord! What's coming out of his ass?!!"

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Dec 15, 2011 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

Mutual of Omaha presents Wild kingdom

This past Sunday a never before seen attack of dolphins on celebrity Michael Vick he was not hurt and came out of the attack victorious.

by DPHIN on Dec 15, 2011 3:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Congratlations!

Its a Vick!

2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.

Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Dec 18, 2011 10:48 AM EST reply actions  

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