Miami Dolphins Caption This - Week 12
It's that time of week again, when we at the Phinsider take a moment to enjoy the lighter side of Miami Dolphins football with our weekly Caption This contest. Last week, we took a look at Matt Moore celebrating Davone Bess' touchdown.
The moment I read last week's winning caption, I knew it was the one. It also was one of the few caption entries this season to get over the 6 recs mark - coming in with 11 recs. Congratulations to I'm_an_F18_bro, with his entry of:
"Matt Moore finally figured out how to make the coach notice him: The double fist pump."
This week, we'll take a look at Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. I'm not sure what he is doing in this picture, but I am guessing some of you know.
To make an entry, leave your caption as a comment below. To vote for a winner, click on "Actions" at the bottom of the comment you like. Then click "Rec." That's it. Whichever comment has the most "recs" will be next week's winner.
Enjoy!
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Oh, hi Jessica
No, I forgot to bring your mix tape back
by Northern Fin Fan on Nov 30, 2011 6:26 AM EST reply actions
5 minutes left and they are up by 2, no worries it's the Dolphins!
DOLPHIN FANS: Eating the shit sandwich since 1999!
by phatfinfan on Nov 30, 2011 7:06 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week.
I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times!
"The only difference between dissapointment and depression is your level of comittment."
FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG. The subway jingle
by THE SHIZ on Nov 30, 2011 7:22 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
i'd have rec'd this if you didn't go on to explain it.
C’MON MAAAAAAN
'Phins phor Liphe!
Draft The Newtron Bomb!
Sign Ortonimus Prime!
OHHH, tip toe thru the tulips with me.
Voted 6 time" MVP"..... Summercamp Pantyraid winner !!!!!!!!!
So Jerry said next year he will let me paint my face white while being a MIME on the field
Voted 6 time" MVP"..... Summercamp Pantyraid winner !!!!!!!!!
by smokinjoe699 on Nov 30, 2011 7:51 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
WOW! WE JUST posted the same thought at the same time!
Daily Phinsider reader since its creation.
Henne Beleiver '12....oh wait...never mind
Little did we know Tony Romo is also an accomplished Mime
Daily Phinsider reader since its creation.
Henne Beleiver '12....oh wait...never mind
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Romo to start tour
by DPHIN on Nov 30, 2011 8:10 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Hi Mom! Geeesh, those seats suck way up there
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Stop. In the naaaaame of loooooooove
'Phins phor Liphe!
Draft The Newtron Bomb!
Sign Ortonimus Prime!
by joel311 on Nov 30, 2011 8:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Aw Man. I broke a nail.
NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs
There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Lois, this is not my batman glass.
Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
Whoa...! Look at the size of that hot dog Snatchez is eating....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Whoa...! Look at the size of dem tits on that chick....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Whoa...! That guy looks like John Candy....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Whoa...! Jessica Simpson is back....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Whoa...! It's those cows with the "Eat Mor Chikin" sign....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Can I leave the room?"
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
whoa, its fourth quarter and i need to start clenching
The lucky horseshoe almost slipped out that time.
by dolphinfan4lyfe on Nov 30, 2011 10:47 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Why do they like totally make me hold these kicks things... My hands are like soooo pretty... Sthupid Daddy Jerry....
a wise man once said..."My cats breath smells like cat food"
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
Win for pride, Win for us fans!
Go Dolphins and beat those Cowboys!
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout...."
The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...
by Brantner78 on Nov 30, 2011 11:01 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Whoa man... whatever they put in the Gatorade totally blows my mind!
AMMO!
I wanna Miami win!
Go Griz! Beat them Bobcats!
2011 Dolphins sending me to the Pro Bowl! What's up Hawaii? ...SURF'S UP!!!
"Every island has a beach and mine there will be called Beast Beach."
Leading the drive for our new offensive coordinator: Mr. Dan Marino
Hey Michael Irving, fire it up, I got 5 on it!!!!
Damn the sheriff, Bring on MARSHALL LAW
Doin the Funky Watusi....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7T1ejq1Eo
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Keep the D out there another two minutes, Coach. My nails are almost dry!!
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
Gee, what they say is true!!
“Big hands big…..stats!!”
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
"That's Right Bro's, you get 5 Wins this year.."
Born in Miami, I bleed Aqua & Orange! I'm now stuck in CT, smack in between the "Jests" & "Patsies". I stand alone on PhinPhan Island, the lone sunny spot in an otherwise cold & dreary New England. (HELP, I'm surrounded by liberals!!) and it's cold..... too damn cold.....
Zman
"We were flyin' outta DFW, ya know? And, like, banking left, ya know??....Whew! Missed Jerry's private jet by a whisker!!"
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
You 2 are far better then Jessica ever thought about being
Cant wait to get this game over and get home to show you 2 Mr. Winkie
by DPHIN on Nov 30, 2011 2:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
if i look thru my fingers like this it looks like i am touching jerry’s man boobs.
common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.
as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.
HAY ROMO!!!! how many ints have you thrown this game???
common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.
as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.
when asked out of the five times that he slept with jessica simpson how many orgasms did she fake?
common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.
as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.
not a caption but i was in a posting mood today so sue me ;op
common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.
as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.
"Hey Matt, when the snap comes at you high and to the left, don't put your hands like this...
you will fumble the snap every time. I should know. I’m Tony Romo. I’m famous for broken ribs."
BM_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ JL MC MP [RI] VC TE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ < - - - - - - - - -CC_ _ _ _ _ _BH
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __SC
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ QB_ _ _ _ _
the Wildscat Formation (SC) with FB = LH/DT/CC and SC = Bush/Slaton/Bess
This weeks caption contest is great and all, and ima let you finish,
but last weeks “caption this” contest was the greatest caption in history. lol
Thanks everyone who Rec’d me last week.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
President of the "Keep Tony Sparano for the year" Bandwagon.
Jazz Hands!!!
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
President of the "Keep Tony Sparano for the year" Bandwagon.
Hey! Can one of you guys pick up my jock strap?!
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Un-Ga-Wa!! Enhalen. Un-Ga-Wa!!
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"C'mon, coach...I gotta take a LEAK!....If Novak can whizz in an emergency, why can't I???"
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
hey coach, I need a timeout, wakes over there drooling at me !!
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
while on a timeout , romo works on his line dance moves !
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
hey , i've been under center all day, want to smell my fingers?
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
John Denney is in the back....nuff said
Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname.
John "Marshmallow" Jerry is a bum.
Chief Resident of the Barkley Bandwagon of 2012.
"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater.
WAIT Don't hit me, I'm really Tom Brady!
J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Which hand do I use tonight? The right I think....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
John Denney--"Read between the lines Tony".......Tony Romo--"I can barely read a defense!"
Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname.
John "Marshmallow" Jerry is a bum.
Chief Resident of the Barkley Bandwagon of 2012.
"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater.
"Look, I like playing quarterback. But what I really want to do is DANCE!"
aka "The Duke"
Proponent of I-AA Football
Captain of the Draft Brian Quick Bandwagon
Captain of the Titan, a warship in the Draft Robert Griffin III Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
I'm amazed when Jerry sharted I didn't get any shit on my hand....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
I'm thinking proctology after football.....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Tony Romo's thoughts as he waves to Sparano
Hi Coach “umm, why is he blowing me kisses, with a double fist pump. I will NOT be the Dolhins next pickup”
by dolphinfan4lyfe on Nov 30, 2011 7:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Christmas dinner invite? lol
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Damn it! I broke a fingernail.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Is that.... Is that Little Nicky that woman is carrying?
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
damn i cant get this booger off my finger! …oh wait that is not a booger.. the centers tapeworm came out wanting his cookie
common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.
as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.
lmao
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
rex likes feet, but rob likes hands........ how do ya like these babies robby!
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
"You only have 5 more days until you make a comment green!"
Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname.
John "Marshmallow" Jerry is a bum.
Chief Resident of the Barkley Bandwagon of 2012.
"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater.
Peanut Boy! Toss me a bag....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
My hands smell like ass....
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
Your secret is safe with me Cain Wink wink
by DPHIN on Dec 1, 2011 12:24 AM EST via mobile reply actions
5 minutes until Macys opens!
2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.
Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

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