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Seeing Jerry Jones cry on Thanksgiving is good for America

Rob Ryan needs to cry too.  Romo needs to cry.  I want to see the Dolphins win so decisively that their fans are nauseated and begin to vomit, en masse.  The entire stadium. 

Is there a way we can get that Kardashian chick to stand in the endzone?  Reggie Bush would open a fricken wormhole to her lovely body every carry.

Daniel Thomas- we are looking at you.  This is your chance to blow everyone away on National TV.  Perhaps you will get to Kardashian first.  It is in your hands now.

Fasano- you are a pimp.  Slaton- you are a pimp.  Marshall- catch one in the endzone and Kardashian is yours.  Moore- make Sparano fist pump for TDs!!! Seriously, what the hell?  I was at the Bills game and he didn't fist pump a damn thing!  After you throw a TD, run up to Sparano and DEMAND a fistpump.




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