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Washington Redskins at Miami Dolphins: Dolphins' defense, Reggie Bush too much for visiting Redskins

Normally, a commanding Dolphins victory at home--a place where they hadn't won since November 2010--would elicit responses of sheer joy throughout Miami's fan base (kind of like when Greg "Rich" Camarillo grabbed a slant pass against the Ravens in 2007 and raced up the field to notch Miami's only victory that season). However, these aren't normal times, and in a season that is essentially meaningless at this point, Dolphins victories aren't exactly a well-received notion.

And that brings us to the Dolphins' 20-9 win over the Redskins yesterday--a game where Miami took the formula established in its victory over Kansas City the previous week and really went to town. Despite collecting two interceptions on defense, taking away the Redskins' rushing attack (not that it was formidable in the first place) and absolutely deleting outside linebacker Brian Orakpo (Washington's best pass rusher), this Dolphins victory will be perceived by many as a bad thing--counterproductive to Miami's offseason plans ... and perhaps rightfully so. When your current regime is essentially full of dead men walking, there's no real point in boosting morale, and there's certainly no reward for picking up victories late in the season and earning a mid-round pick. That said, there was just something special about seeing the Dolphins' stud players finally get on track and crack skulls. Karlos Dansby played about twice as fast as he did throughout the first half of the season. Matt Moore converted third downs as if the Dolphins promised to reward him with an opportunity to hang out with the girl in the Gronkowski jersey. Jake Long looked healthy. And Marc Colombo ... well, he's still garbage. But aside from our right tackle, the Dolphins looked all right yesterday. Not great, but not bad, either.

Star-divide

Redskins' offensive woes play into Miami's hands

 

Despite Washington's attempt to throw a gameday curveball and start Rex Grossman over John Beck, the Redskins' passing game just couldn't get into a consistent rhythm yesterday. Grossman (21/32 for 215 yards and two picks) looked adequate and made throws downfield, but Washington's offensive line was victimized repeatedly by the Dolphins' front seven, leaving Grossman with almost no time to stand up in the pocket and throw. And when the Redskins were poised to strike in the red zone (a place where they've struggled all season) early in the fourth quarter, Dansby snuffed the drive by picking off Grossman inside the 10-yard line. Grossman and Washington's offense were unable to convert on any of its three trips to the red zone against the Dolphins, though that stat probably says more about the Redskins' offense than it says about the Dolphins' suddenly stout front seven on defense.

The Dolphins' also did an excellent job of limiting Redskins running backs Ryan Torain and Roy Helu to the tune of just 61 yards on the ground. Of course, Miami's ground game wasn't much better, totaling just 103 yards against Washington's 19th-ranked run defense. Yecch!

Oh look ... Jake Long is finally healthy

I am not sure how much of Long's 2010 knee sprain is still lingering, but if his performance yesterday was any indication, he's close to being 100 percent. A week after he beat down Chiefs' pass-rushing extraordinaire Tamba Hali, Long came out yesterday and took it to the powerful, menacing Brian Orakpo, who didn't even get a hand on Matt Moore during the game. Orakpo has collected 25 sacks since entering the league in 2009, so the fact that Long kept him out of the pocket all day is great news for Dolphins fans who thought their left tackle had actually regressed this season (that's a ridiculous thought, by the way). Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't admit I enjoyed listening to Tim Ryan during the game just because he repeatedly spoke about how good Long was playing Orakpo (this is also how Dan Dierdorf managed to worm his way into my heart).

But while Orakpo had a rough go of it against Long, Ryan Kerrigan (Washington's other talented outside linebacker) feasted on Marc Colombo several times during the game, dicing up Miami's resident Gulliver with ease and pushing him back as if he was wearing skates. Kerrigan notched two sacks yesterday afternoon--the first of which was the result of him running around Colombo (an aqua-and-orange-clad fire hydrant) and then stripping the ball from Matt Moore. Kerrigan's second sack occurred on a play where he was unblocked off the line.

The Redskins' ILBs are aging, and they could use an upgrade or two at corner, but I was impressed by the speed and size of Washington's defense. They also do good work in the trenches, but could probably use a bit more size at the 0-technique position. Overall, though, they are absolutely set at the outside linebacker spot. I wish I could say the same about the Dolphins.

Reggie Bush. That is all

So ... this is what happens when you use Reggie Bush correctly? Reggie rushed the ball for only 47 yards yesterday, but also reeled off two scores--the second of which was an explosive, 18-yard scamper up the right sideline. No one seems to have an answer for this guy right now, and it's getting to the point where we'll have to come up with a nickname for the murdering spree Bush's been on since the Giants game. Autumn of Bush? Reggie's Rapture? Whatever.

We've reached the 'Lightning Round' ...

-Despite winning, the Dolphins (2-7) are still in position to potentially get the No.2 or No.3 pick in 2012, thanks to the Rams and Seahawks both winning yesterday. I'd also keep an eye on Cleveland and these Redskins, since both teams could potentially take a quarterback next April. The Colts, however, are almost guaranteed the No.1 selection, which is what happens when you roll out garbage on the field and make the Jaguars look like the '76 Oakland Raiders.

-Like I mentioned earlier, the Dolphins were 8-14 on third down. For those of you unaware, it's considerably easier to win games when you can move the sticks on third down.

-Is it time for Vontae Davis the follow the path of fellow 2009 first-round pick Malcolm Jenkins and switch to safety? I've always thought Vontae could be a very good cornerback, but it might be best if the Dolphins kick him over to safety and then find someone who is more of a shutdown-type corner. Davis has all the athleticism and physical presence you could ever ask for in a defensive back, but he struggles to stay in the receiver's pocket and hasn't fully developed the ability to turn and locate the ball while in coverage (a skill he has flashed but never truly harnessed). Jenkins has been a stud at safety for the Saints, and Davis is definitely the superior athlete of the two. So ...

-Dansby and Kevin Burnett are finally playing the way we all envisioned when Burnett was brought on in late July. Thanks for showing up early, guys.

-Glad to see that Anthony Fasano is in the midst of one of those mini-greatness spurts he seems to go through every season. Fasano averaged 20 yards per catch yesterday, and has been a valid seam threat the last three weeks.

-On a non-Dolphins-related note, the Brady-to-Gronkowski connection is almost sickening at this point.

-We have an angry Buffalo Bills squad coming in here next Sunday. The Bills struggle to get any pressure on opposing quarterbacks, but their secondary is chock-full of ball hawks, and rookie defensive tackle Marcell Dareus is no joke. Should be an interesting game.

-On a final note, I am finishing up my running diary for the Oregon/Stanford game. Lots of people here have one foot off the Luck bandwagon (you know who you are) after his so-so performance against the Ducks on Saturday night, so I thought I'd do him justice and point out what I saw during the game.

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Yippe!!!

To start off…I have always wanted to say it and now I can…“FIRST!!!” :)

Back to business, I am glad to see the ’Fins won again and this time at home too. Last night and this morning were good days for this guy.

Also, I am starting two new bandwagons. The first is “the Reggie Bush/Matt Moore for Comeback Player of the Year”!!! Doesn’t matter which they win, just as long as one of them win it. The second is “Mike Pouncey for Offensive Lineman of the year”!!! Rookie or Overall works there =)

One last thing, I think you might be on to something with moving Davis to Safety.

by Maxilicous on Nov 14, 2011 5:13 AM EST reply actions  

One more thing...almost forgot...

Bush should get the game ball for him playing so well…just sayin…

by Maxilicous on Nov 14, 2011 5:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Reggie yes

Matt fell back to his normal routine which shows us that last week was a fluke. Reggie Bush has been consistent against three teams and one held a star running back to 0 yards yesterday. So I agree withBush

by fsu_csu on Nov 14, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats why...

I put Bush/Moore. I am leaning more towards Bush…but the season still isn’t over, so Moore might be fighting for it

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by Maxilicous on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 AM EST up reply actions  

A bit late to the dance, aren't we?

I loved cheering as we won the game, sharing high fives when Bush scored and JT got to Rex but I still felt like I was joining a conga line on the Titanic.

Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.

NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.

Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...

by CanT0o on Nov 14, 2011 6:04 AM EST reply actions  

TRUE!!!

Now if we can only win against the Cowgirls…I could shut up the Dallas Fans I work with :)

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by Maxilicous on Nov 14, 2011 6:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Everyone around me is a Dallas fan. I fear loosing to them more than any team.

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by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The band?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

another good money

We NEED a decent RT in the 2nd or 3rd round.

Gameball-Karlos Dansby

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 6:59 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

*win, not money

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 6:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Autocorrect is one of the strangest things out there

how they got “money” from a mispelling of “win” is beyond me

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by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

lmao....

just saying

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even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
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by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

(He bet on the Phins)

I never got a prize for doing what was expected of me.

by Tunaflipper on Nov 14, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I have been saying this since his rookie year!
Davis has all the athleticism and physical presence you could ever ask for in a defensive back, but he struggles to stay in the receiver’s pocket and hasn’t fully developed the ability to turn and locate the ball while in coverage (a skill he has flashed but never truly harnessed). Jenkins has been a stud at safety for the Saints, and Davis is definitely the superior athlete of the two.

And the comparison to Jenkins is spot on.

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by ct1361 on Nov 14, 2011 8:05 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, you were definitely one of the first people here to suggest Davis' move to safety

I was all about him as a cornerback early on in his career (he had great measurables for a corner), but since the incoming CB class gets more talented each year, I don’t see a point in keeping him at that position when we could easily flip him over to the middle and get someone like Cliff Harris (a true shutdown-type corner).

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

its just sucks that right now we have bigger needs than CB

Otherwise I would like to see this happen. Antrel Rolle is another good player comparison. Mediocre corner that turned into a Pro-Bowl caliber safety

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by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call

And yeah, as much as I’d like to address the CB situation and get it out of the way, we’ve got bigger fish to fry this offseason (no pun intended).

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Never a fan of switching Smith or Davis to FS.

Especially since Vontae is probably our best CB right now and is our best CB against the run. If anything, Jimmy Wilson looks more like a solid FS prospect than either Davis or Smith.

Jenkins was moved to FS because of his lackluster speed. Davis and Smith are both faster CBs.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 8:37 AM EST reply actions  

This is not Madden

Can’t just move someone from corner to safety and expect him to be a better player. These players practice their craft for years and when you move them they have to start all over.

Vonte has been an excelent corner don’t mess with that.

by sdelinois on Nov 14, 2011 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it really broke? Don't fix what ain't broke....

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by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Take it easy, everyone

I was just pondering the potential of said situation. Our secondary is not okay right now, so I am just thinking of ways we can quickly turn things around there. Nothing more.

And don’t give me the Madden garbage. I don’t play that game at all, and I don’t perceive football like it’s a video game. But corners gets flipped over to safety all the time, and it can be a very successful transition if done right.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

*Get

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

CBs switching

But in most cases, it is normally a smart veteran CB that transitions from CB to FS because they no longer have the physical ability to play CB. Neither SS or Vontae are short on physical skill, but they have had issues with consistency. I don’t think switching either is a quick turn and that the best solution is to look for an upgrade at FS instead of having the CBs change positions and inserting Wilson. Wilson looks promising, but he’s still inconsistent and hasn’t been playing as good as Smith or Davis.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I totally disagree, and I am not looking to promote from within at corner

Ronnie Lott switched to safety at four seasons, and he was not lacking any physical skills when he made that switch in 1985.

Thing is, I just don’t like our corners right now. I thought Davis and Smith could be our stud tandem, but neither guy is a lockdown-caliber cornerback. And when a corner struggles to turn his hips and run in coverage, he’s automatically a candidate for safety. I’ve defended Vontae as a corner for as long as he’s been with the team, but after watching him play this season, I think he’s a Pro Bowl-caliber safety with off-the-charts measurables for the position. As a corner, though, I just don’t believe he has the awareness to consistently dominate his assignments. And I was all about drafting him in 2009, so this is coming from a staunch Davis supporter.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

There have been a few that converted earlier, but still the majority of it I think holds true for vets switching

I figured you were looking to promote from within because you mentioned it as a quick fix, so I was thinking you were talking about this season. I believe Davis has the ability to dominate opponents, which he’s been streaky in doing, but he’s inconsistent and part of it may be mental focus. Neither of those will necessarily make his move to FS any smoother. He’s still going to have mental lapses.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I think Vontae would be fantastic in a role where the play is usually in front of him

He hits harder than any corner in the league and actually has pretty good hands for the position. I guess the point of all this talk is I want to enable Davis and put him in the spot where he’s most likely to succeed. He’s been a good corner for us, but I think he would be a great safety for us. That’s my opinion, though, and you bring up some really strong points in your argument, too.

Also, I just don’t feel like Vontae has taken the next step towards becoming a premier cover corner. He looked like had the tools his first two seasons, but the mental aspect seems to be an issue. Who knows, though. I watch college prospects like Morris Claiborne and Janoris Jenkins play corner, and I think, “If only Vontae could stay in a receiver’s pocket like that. He’d be unbeatable.”

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been frustrating with Davis

Because we know he can do much better because he sometimes plays like a top 10 CB. I know he could play FS well and he could even be a Pro Bowl CB, but I think it’ll all come down to his approach to the game and limiting mental errors. I guess I’m hesitant to move Davis because his limitations are mental, not physical, and I’m not sure a position switch will erase that.

I do like Claiborne and Jenkins a ton and I’m surprised not many people are thinking of him as a 2nd round pick for us. If he slides far enough, which is possibly, he could be there in the early 2nd. I would take him over Dwayne Allen or Coby Fleener.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Janoris Jenkins?

Yeah, no kidding. He’s the second-best corner in a very deep 2012 class. I’d also be cool with using a third-round pick on someone like Coryell Judie from Texas A&M. He’s waaaaaay underrated, imo.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I just miss the days of Madison and Surtain

Best. Corner tandem. Evah!

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Madison and Surtain on the outside...

Terrell Buckley at nickel. I wish we would’ve had Buckley for more years…

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lol. Alpha, always so subtle

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with you on Wilson

He played safety his senior year. He’s a ballhawk and a hard hitter.

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by NawlinsPhinFan on Nov 14, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This should officially end the "SFL" Campaign. I love the winning thing!

Cheers to having players that don’t like losing games!!!! Way to go Miami!

Jimbo

by Dolphinator on Nov 14, 2011 9:12 AM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Is Moore "that guy" though?

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
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"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe not...

But these wins prove that this team isn’t broken to the point of being busted if we don’t get the first round pick in the draft.

by FinsLife on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

no he isn't

he was the prove of the necesity of a 1st round QB
With an elite QB this team was in the right way to be a contender…

by David Leal on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

It just moves it up to Bust for Barkley or Lose for Landry

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Laundry?

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Barkley or Griffin.

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by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll gladly take Barkley, Jones or Griffin III

Just get me one of them.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I know!

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by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Laundry for Landry?

if that’s what you are into…

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Reggie's Redemption?

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by Kevin Nogle on Nov 14, 2011 9:18 AM EST reply actions  

it is only a redemption if he stops making Pizza Hut commercials.

Reggies Rebirth/Resurrection maybe.

Landry Jonesing
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by Phinatics on Nov 14, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

You don't like the fact that he got traded for a pizza?

Do you think Jeff Ireland made that offer to New Orleans?

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by Kevin Nogle on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

We overpaid

if it would have only taken a pizza to get him.

The only FO that would take a pizza as equal consideration for trading a player would be the Jets. They do need to feed Rex.

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by Phinatics on Nov 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Reggie's Reacharound

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a winner!!!

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Forget suck for Luck

Does anyone seriously want the Fins to throw the rest of their games for a chance at A higher draft pick? Come on man, you play the game to win. It’s kind of funny to hear Dansby talking about making the playoffs by going 9-7, but that’s exactly what I want the fins to believe. Let’s face it: we’re not going to the playoffs. But as long as the fins play their guts off and win as many games as they can, then we will be alright next year. If they spend their top pick on a QB there are enough good one out there for the fins to find that long term solution to QB. It looks like Mat Moore can be a competent backup.

by straighttalk on Nov 14, 2011 9:31 AM EST reply actions  

9-7 was a dream...

the 2 wins come of 2 teams who are wrist than us… the Chiefs and Washinton have more holes to fit than us
the nexts games could be interesting…
Bills como to re-take the winning way… this will be a hard game
Dallas was a flipping coin… what Romo we will seee? The Winner or the Game’s Dropper?
Oakland was now a very dangerour team under Palmer command
Eagles could be in a hole when face us.
the ending against the 3 conference rivals will be hard, nmore the visits to Bills and Pats, but maybe the mos winable game was againts Jets.
I only see 2 victories more… against Eagles and Jets… and ends win 4-12

by David Leal on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

The Browns are way, way, worse than us....

And we lost to them… same with the Broncos. Any given Sunday, right?

9-7 may be nothing but a fantasy, but anything is possible.

by FinsLife on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

You should hear him talk....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I think good he type

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

gotta disagree on Gronkowski

“that man”, as Al Michaels put it last night, is saving my fantasy team this week. what a pick that was!

by BULLieving in Miami on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

He has been great for mine too

Welker wasn’t last night, but has been all year as well.

I am sitting pretty.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I have Gronkowski on my fantasy team as well, so I am definitely not complaining in that regard

It’s just depressing to watch Brady and Gronk go to work on opposing defenses.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We have had multiple chances to draft a dynamic TE

Gronkowski- Massive TE fell to the 2nd rd.

Hernandez -I wanted badly. I still think he has the best run after the catch ability of any TE I have ever seen

Jimmy Graham- Our own coaches were raving about him at the Senior Bowl

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Enhalen when we need a tight end

What?

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He's making the conversion to Wide Receiver.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

bacon converted to wide reciever a looong time ago

Do you realize how much time he spent in a box in Alpha’s attic/basement? Alpha probably had so much fun with the poor guy, I’m surprised he can still walk.

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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 3:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Want to know how much fun Bacon has had in that box?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=related

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And don't forget Bacon's other love interest...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTYeRg5Dg&feature=related

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicky is the little boy crying in the video

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

damn,

Bacon really gets around doesn’t he.

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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 4:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I really thought we'd take Hernandez after we recouped our second-round pick in 2010

Just goes to show that while this regime has drafted some really, really good players, they’ve passed on just as many really, really good players.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Of need

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, if i could re-do that draft

I would take Pierre-Paul in the 1st and Hernandez in the 2nd.

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Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 3:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol. I said that I was interested in drafting JPP and proceeded to receive tons of shit from a person here who will remain nameless

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah trading that 12th pick was pretty much a huge mistake

Players taken in that area: Ryan Matthews (12th), Earl Thomas (14), Pierre-Paul (15)

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

lol. You mean you didn't enjoy the second-round selection of Koa Misi?

Earl Thomas was a stud, and everyone here knew it. Sickening.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

We could have taken Odrick and Gronkowski

the best part of that draft is we took John Jerry over Jimmy Graham in the 3rd rd.

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the Jets are sending over whores..

.. to Ireland and Sparano and giving them bj’s when it’s the Dolphins’ turn to pick….

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

We could've even stuck to the usual play-it-safe script this regime prefers

And drafted a tank LG like Mike Iuapati. Our offensive line would be so much better off in this instance.

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't big on Matthews...

But I liked Thomas, JPP, and Dez Bryant. I also liked Linval Joseph for a 2nd round pick.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i need aaron rodgers to have 3 touchdown to win my fantasy

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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Reggie bush did get me a shitload of points as my flex

Fred Jackson and Daniel thomas screwed me at HB though. Fasano got me good points though, I’m happy I started him over dustin keller. Starting the dolphins D over the Steelers D turned out good as well, with 2 INTs and 3 sacks. Again the runningbacks and wide recievers screwed me this week.

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Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I have a TE and a wr/TE spot

I also have Graham and Gronkowski, so I was really happy about that yesterday.

I also have Michael Bush and Tony Romo. It was a pretty good day for me. Even my kicker (Kasay) got me 18 points.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

lol
I have a TE and a wr/TE spot

… knew it… the monkey reported.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

That bastard of a monkey!

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

A TE/WR spot...

Sandusky has the same dilemma.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You knew it was coming...

Penn State! Where a prospect enters as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver…

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

too soon?

Maybe, maybe not, idgaf.

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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 3:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Probably too soon and sick but...

that’s how we are as men—shameful, still funny.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Nov 14, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I am glad I am not the “too season” police today

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He said, Jesus.. not Santa Clause....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

crap I just noticed that must have been an autocorrect typo

“too soon”

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

To me it was more of an uneven game for thePhins

compared to the KC game where the Dolphins offense dictated the tempo for the game.This was a game I definitely thought the Dolphins should win, and they did but they let the Redskins hang around until the end.Without the Dansby pick deep in the Dolphins end who knows what happens.It looked more like the games they lost at the end than the KC game.I think they can beat the Bills a team that WAS winning with turnovers and big plays early in the season but now has lost two in a row.They will have to be more consistent on both sides of the ball to beat the Bills a team with a winning record and if they win this one they will definitely have improved throughout the season.

by broxtone on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 AM EST reply actions  

Reggie was nicknamed,

… ‘the Cutback King’ when a highlight reel on YouTube showed him performing his magic.

… he also went by “the President” at USC.

But, how about:

Reggie the Wedgie

Bushwacker

Two in the Bush

The Burning Bush

LiL Kim

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

Lil kim?

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by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol... from the Kardashian days....

Gosh, it loses something in the explanation… lol

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

oh i see

I was thinking about the rapper lil kim.

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Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 12:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Lil Kim looks like the "Hill People"

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe there was a double entendre there

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The Wedgie would be more of a nickname for a pain in the ass like Colombo.

Since we like money signs with DC$, I say we stick to the trend by calling him The Money Bu$h.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, and if we used corn as currency, it'd be the corn hole.....

What?

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that how you convinced Bacon to stick a cob of corn up his ass?

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

It was already up there

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

It’s always a mystery as far as what you can find in Bacon’s ass. I hear he’s crapped out the entire Chinese Red Army military action figure set…

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So that's were my collectibles went

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Were they plastic, ceramic or wooden?

(he shit a set of each)

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah mine were glass

The search continues!!

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL... (glass butt plugs)

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY ARE COLLECTIBLES!!!!!!

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The Orbitz gnome has been reported missing too...

Last seen with Bacon.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll look around the yard....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus, why is Bacon the center of all this rectal talk?

Did he smuggle drugs across the border or something?

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he pick up a beer bottle without using his hands or feet?

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

he used his elbows?

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

... and tapped it....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Which probably just knocked it over

which isn’t very exciting at all

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Just ... wow

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by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

OK... I didn't find the Orbitz Gnome yet, but..

I noticed the head on the little boy peeing in the bird fountain had what looked like melted chocolate… with what also looked like corn kernels.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

orbitz gnome?

I think I’ve seen it around here. OH YEAH! The gnome is NICKY, How the hell did he wind up in bacon’s rectum?

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Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 4:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lolol

Gosh, we’re a sick bunch

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

We're just reporters of Bacon's and Nicky's shenanigans.

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Its bacon and nicky who are sick

We are just the play by play guys.

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 5:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i need aaron rodgers to have 3 touchdown to win my fantasy

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

whoops

Delayed double post fail

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Can you repeat that?

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol

Idk how it happened

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I need it so that one of the guys above me loses his matchup

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefull this will shut up the "suck for Luck"-ers

2 wins in a row. Our defense has allowed exactly 0 touchdowns in the past 8 quarters. It borders on the impossible, but it’s still mathematically possible to go 9-7 and sneak into the playoffs as a wild card. At this point, if you’re still rooting for losses, GTFO and root for the Jets or something… real Dolphins fans don’t need you around.

by Saxonthebeach on Nov 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

No more Ginn sucks posts, Pat White sucks posts, Henne sucks posts or suck for luck posts.

Curious as to what the latest fad will be post wise in Phinsider Land.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

Colombo sucks!

You have your answer…

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, that's a no brainer

Commander of the "Matt Barkley in 2012" Death Star. My bandwagon will laser yours into oblivion. Just ask Alderaan!

by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats like saying water is wet.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

How about

“Woo hoo! 2-7 Baby! We R the best evar!”

or

“2 wins at home in a calendar year! Now they have to respect us!”

by PNSter on Nov 14, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Or this:

“Marc Colombo … is … a great playa.”

Commander of the "Matt Barkley in 2012" Death Star. My bandwagon will laser yours into oblivion. Just ask Alderaan!

by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Marc Colombo

Helping Fantasy Football Defenses since 2002.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider

by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

... next greeter at Walmart....

“Come on Through”

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You jacked what I was just typing!

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

lol... but I said it better... lol

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I was rushed...

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Great minds think alike!

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I just hope Tex doesn't see this...

He thinks we’re too much alike already.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

lololol

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well we are masters of diversion

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- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider

by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

You guys are post jackers.

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 3:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL.. you like it..

.. and you know that you like it….

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Weren't you arrested the last time you thought that line worked?

no means no my friend

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Nov 14, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.. oh, yeah.. I remember....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

how was prison?

You went there for rape, stayed for the sex.

Remember kids, don’t drop the soap!

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 4:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

of course i do

Im a freakin part of it.

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 4:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe your the same person.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Texascowpunk sucks!

lol

With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother

I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?

by Souwantmyname on Nov 14, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

too late :P

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Nov 14, 2011 3:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Sowantmyname is banned for life!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Colombo's future is in commercials

Florida Screen Door, Miami Welcome Wagon, Dade County Doormat Company and Kraft Marshmallows have all been working to get Marc a contract in advertising.

Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.

NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.

Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...

by CanT0o on Nov 14, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

His ineffectiveness gives him a bright future as a politician.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider

by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

... and Micheline... as a "real" Micheline Man....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This is so mean

It’s funny because I gave Bears fans here absolute hell when they drafted Colombo as a left tackle in 2002.

Commander of the "Matt Barkley in 2012" Death Star. My bandwagon will laser yours into oblivion. Just ask Alderaan!

by kmb8488 on Nov 14, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He'd also be a perfect WalMart greeter.

Just say hello as people walk by. That’s pretty much what got him to Miami…

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider

by Finhead83 on Nov 14, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

lol... *I see*...

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Nov 14, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

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