Miami Dolphins Caption This
by Kevin Nogle on Oct 5, 2011 3:42 PM EDT
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It's time, once again, for our weekly break from reality, with the Phinsider's Miami Dolphins Caption This contest.
Last week, cornerback Sean Smith's strength was on display as he carried Cleveland Browns receiver Joshua Cribbs like a purse.
Souwantmyname won the contest with his caption
"Hey Sean hold me up.. I'm gonna plank this b*tch"
This week, we have wide receiver Brian Hartline and Chargers cornerback Marcus Gilchrist having the time of their lives, while safety Eric Weddle snatches the ball.
Let's see what you can come up with.
In order to enter, just leave a comment with your best caption below. To vote, click the "Actions" link at the bottom of a comment. It will then change to "Flag" and "Rec." Rec the comment(s) you like, and in a week, I'll look back to see who got the most recs.
Enjoy!
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Hey, Gimme that you Bia... oommmphf!
am I actually first?
Born in Miami, I bleed Aqua & Orange! I'm now stuck in CT, smack in between the "Jests" & "Patsies". I stand alone on PhinPhan Island, the lone sunny spot in an otherwise cold & dreary New England. (HELP, I'm surrounded by liberals!!) and it's cold..... too damn cold.....
Zman
"Let me get this right"
“We’re doing a 2 man reproduction of Black Swan and I’m Natalie Portman?”
“No, You’re Mila Kunis, I’m Natalie Portman”
2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.
Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.
So to be clear he gets the ball and I get to tango with you. Sweet Deal.
And the home of the .... JETS!!!
Now lets get a G-D snack!!!
"You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, f**k it, I don't care what you think."-Roy McDonald
every thread has to say it at least once now doesn't it?
oh boy – here we go -
by scrappy the wildcat on Oct 5, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Here we go again...
In Pat we Trust
"Sorry if everyone thought we were going to go 82-0" - Dwyane Wade
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra
And here's the first pass of the game for the Dolphins. INT, and the season's over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwOzeWX3E8&feature=related
And the home of the .... JETS!!!
Now lets get a G-D snack!!!
"You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, f**k it, I don't care what you think."-Roy McDonald
"near, far, wherever you are..."
He is singing that sing from titanic ;)
Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, and Hanley Ramirez. :)
I need this more than you do, Brian...
…MY team actually has a CHANCE at the playoffs!
Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, and Hanley Ramirez. :)
Breaking News
Security moved in to keep the unprepared from injuring themselves at the Chargers exhibition.
by Northern Fin Fan on Oct 5, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
hey brian I think you zigged when you shoulda zagged !
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club
by daytonadolfan on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
"No, take me with you!!! I wanna be on a winning team!!!"
With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother
I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?
Threesome!!
Eric… Marcus is going down on me, and my ass is free for you!!
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
I love that you have choose such positive pictures for us to focus on the last two weeks..
contributing to the negativity…
"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
maybe some of the fans here get off on self - depricating humor
but not me. I love my dolphins and I am protective of them.
"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
Maybe he couldn't find any positive pictures.
But I do really like the picture of Henne crying and holdling his arm. We should do a caption contest on that one. By the way I have that as my computer background and I am thinking about putting it on a t-shirt.
Marino is a living legend.
Driver of the draft almost all offensive players bandwagon.
by firearchdruid on Oct 5, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
good for you
celebrating someone’s injury is real classy..
"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
by Phinphinatic on Oct 5, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes you just got to find humor in life.
Marino is a living legend.
Driver of the draft almost all offensive players bandwagon.
by firearchdruid on Oct 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
4-12
there I fixed it for ya. You can thank me later.
Marino is a living legend.
Driver of the draft almost all offensive players bandwagon.
by firearchdruid on Oct 5, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Henne's just colorblind?
You, think?
Marino is a living legend.
Driver of the draft almost all offensive players bandwagon.
Next time JT, call me.
Together we can win Dancin’ with the Stars!
I never got a prize for doing what was expected of me.
hey brian, was that your truck I saw out on the the side of the highway?
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club
Boom Chakalaka!
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
"The only difference between dissapointment and depression is your level of comittment."
Hey Hartline,
tell B Marsh this is how to catch the ball
Football's version of " The Creation of Adam"
Look at the link to see what I mean http://www.sacred-destinations.com/italy/rome-sistine-chapel-photos/slides/ceiling-adam-wga
Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname
"Ima take my talents to South Beach"--LeBron James
Strapped on to Ryan "El Capitan" Lindley's bandwagon 2012
"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater
by AlejandroN on Oct 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd ^ for the artistic/intellectual reference
See? Us guys can be not so dumb!!
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
mine
" hey gimme that back. It was a present for me not you"
by rib2673 on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
Hey Eric, I'ma let you finish on your interception and all but can I get a high five for making us favorites in the Luck sweepstakes!?
Laces out!
Editor of the Wildcat Weekly after every Victory
-2008 AFC East Champions-
BRANDON MARSHALL- FUTURE MIAMI HOF WR!!!!!
Tom Brandstater- more TD's than completions. Last person to tell him that's not possible, well, nobody has seen him since.
Hey Hartline? don't you just love Chad Henne Passes, I know I do.
We need Change.it's time.someone Please come and get us back to be a prestigious organization again, time is running out, I'm over 40 and don't remember what the superbowl felt like.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Brian Hartline
Rex Ryan walked over tougher guys than Channing Crowder on his way to McDonalds!
Concordiea am i clear for a fliby!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet! Captain beem me abord the luckmobil!
by wild zion beaver on Oct 5, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
Hey who took the stripper pole?
Voted 6 time" MVP"..... Summercamp Pantyraid winner !!!!!!!!!
by smokinjoe699 on Oct 6, 2011 7:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Better LUCK next season, Brian so I'll take this 1.
Damn the sheriff, Bring on MARSHALL LAW
by fin4three5yrs on Oct 6, 2011 8:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
With not much success from the wild cat the dolphins unveiled their Christmas special the Nutcracker in San Diego this past weekend.
by DPHIN on Oct 6, 2011 9:20 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I wonder how come he can’t just take a picture of us and then paint our portrait ?
by DPHIN on Oct 6, 2011 9:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hartline' s last thought
Help I’m being sucked away must be a black hole. Wait this is San Deigo not Oakland! CRAP it’s the SUCK For LUCK campaign and it’s growing faster then Sara Palins run for the whit house.
by DPHIN on Oct 6, 2011 9:33 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
it was lame but ......WTF heres a rec for bringing palin mom in on the whole Ballsey!!!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet! Captain beem me abord the luckmobil!
by wild zion beaver on Oct 6, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hartline:
I’M SORRY WILSON!! WILSON! WILLSOOOOONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staring down Mark Sanchez. Just look into the those brown beauties. INTERCEPTION!
by DolfinPhan on Oct 6, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL @ the 'Cast Away' ref!
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
and its kind of like the dolphins season....
it is too apt.
Staring down Mark Sanchez. Just look into the those brown beauties. INTERCEPTION!
Alright everybody guess who I am
I told you I was just as good as Nolan Carroll.
by DPHIN on Oct 6, 2011 10:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I wonder if I sepperate my shoulder if they would bring back Duper.
by DPHIN on Oct 6, 2011 10:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Watch out for that dog crap hartline haha I gotcha on that one. Marshall is on the other side of the field. hahahahahahahaha
by DPHIN on Oct 6, 2011 10:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
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