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Why is Tony Sparano still the Dolphins Coach??

OK, I am a bit confused.  why is he still the coach?  It can't be that he is doing a GOOD JOB!!  I have come up with the following possibilities!

1) Steve Ross is a genius and really believes the Miami Dolphins need Andrew Luck.  And the best way to get Andrew Luck is to go 0-16 or at worst 1-15.  He knows Tony Sparano is the best Man to get the team there!

2) He is an incompetent Buffoon and actually believes that after being 0-10 over the last 10 games and something like 1-11 at home over the past year it is only a question of time until the team turns it around and goes on a 2 game win streak!! And Tony is the right man for the job.

3) He is really a cheap Bum and since he was stupid enough to sign him up for a two year deal after the J Harbaugh fiasco, he wants Tony S to be so embarrassed by his performance that he will just quit and walk a way from several million dollars left on his contract. I don't think Tony S is going to fall for that one now!!!

I really don't know.  None of these reasons is acceptable as a major sports team franchise owner.  Because if the stadium is much more than 50% full for the remaining games, I would be rather surprised.  Does anyone have any better reasons???

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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