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Why is Tony Sparano still the Dolphins Coach??

OK, I am a bit confused.  why is he still the coach?  It can't be that he is doing a GOOD JOB!!  I have come up with the following possibilities!

1) Steve Ross is a genius and really believes the Miami Dolphins need Andrew Luck.  And the best way to get Andrew Luck is to go 0-16 or at worst 1-15.  He knows Tony Sparano is the best Man to get the team there!

2) He is an incompetent Buffoon and actually believes that after being 0-10 over the last 10 games and something like 1-11 at home over the past year it is only a question of time until the team turns it around and goes on a 2 game win streak!! And Tony is the right man for the job.

3) He is really a cheap Bum and since he was stupid enough to sign him up for a two year deal after the J Harbaugh fiasco, he wants Tony S to be so embarrassed by his performance that he will just quit and walk a way from several million dollars left on his contract. I don't think Tony S is going to fall for that one now!!!

I really don't know.  None of these reasons is acceptable as a major sports team franchise owner.  Because if the stadium is much more than 50% full for the remaining games, I would be rather surprised.  Does anyone have any better reasons???

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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