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Miami Dolphins Coaching Candidates: Marty Mornhinweg

Last week I did a preview on Rob Chudzinski, current offensive coordinator for the Carolina Panthers, as a prospect for Miami's Head Coach vacancy in 2012.  This week I will take a look at another coordinator, this time Marty Mornhinweg of the Philadelphia Eagles.

What would you think of Marty Mornhinweg if I told you that in 1987 he was the best QB in Denver before he blew out his knee?  Would you believe me?  No?  Smart choice.  He was a star QB in Denver in 1987, but that was in the Arena Football League with the Denver Dynamite where he went 3-4 for 30 yards and two sacks in 1987 before his knee blew out.  Ok, maybe he's not John Elway, but there are similarities.  Mornhinweg was the star QB of an up-and-coming AFL franchise and Elway was part owner of the Colorado Crush.  That's close enough, right?  Right?

As much limited success Mornhinweg had as a player, he has quite the extensive coaching background.  He began his coaching career in 1985 as a WR coach for UM.  Ok, so that is University of Montana and not the University of Miami or University of Michigan.  Not a big drop off, is it?  He then became a Graduate Assistant for University of Texas at El Paso in 1986 and 1987.  Between 1988 and 1994, he bounced around Northern Arizona (RB Coach), SE Missouri State (Offensive Coordinator/QB Coach), University of Missouri (TE/OL Coach), and then back to Northern Arizona (Offensive Coordinator).

In 1995, Mornhinweg entered the NFL for the first time as an Offensive Assistant/Quality Control Coach.  He served in that position for only a year before being promoted to QB Coach in 1996.

Mornhinweg started making a name for himself in 1997 when he was hired by the San Francisco 49ers as Offensive Coordinator/QB Coach under Steve Mariucci.  In 1998, the 49ers became the first team since the 1941 Chicago bears to lead the NFL in gross passing and rushing, setting a franchise record 6,800 yards.  That number is not all that far from Miami's productivity from 2007-2009.

Star-divide

 

In 2001, Mornhinweg was offered his first Head Coach position for the Detroit Lions.  He served two unspectacular years, under the misdirection of Matt Millen.  Mornhinweg was left in an unspectacular position as he was running a team that Millen was tasked to assemble, though Millen came to Detroit with as much player development and front office experience as any member of the Phinsider.  If anyone is wondering how many years that equates to, the answer is 0.  The Lions finished 5-27 in Mornhinweg's two years as Head Coach.  During that time, he was most remembered for a coin toss in overtime against the Chicago Bears on November 25, 2002.  When the Lions won the coin toss, Mornhinweg wanted the wind on his side and chose to kickoff to Chicago, thinking Detroit would get the ball off and would have the advantage.  The Bears foiled the plan by scoring a FG on the opening drive.  Rumor has it Tony Sparano fist pumped on that FG and Dave Wannstedt later said he would've punted if he was Chicago's Head Coach to back the Lions up in their own territory.  The slip up earned Mornhinweg the nickname "Marty Moron-weg" in Detroit. That was not Mornhinweg's first decision to earn him a stiff backlash in the media.  In his first training camp as Head Coach, he was so fed up with his team "loafing" that he drove away on his motorcycle halfway through practice, leaving his team stunned.

After he was fired from Detroit, Mornhinweg landed himself back with his old co-worker Andy Reid and joined the Eagles staff in 2003.  Mornhinweg held the position of Senior Assistant in 2003 before being promoted to Assistant Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator in 2004.  Though he was the Offensive Coordinator, Mornhinweg did not call the plays for the Eagles.  Andy Reid maintained play-calling duties until 2006, when the responsibility was finally given to Mornhinweg after the Eagles suffered a terrible loss to the Indianapolis Colts.  Since that time, the Eagles lead the NFL in plays of over 25 yards (184) and yards per touch (8.1) while running a more balanced offense. Additionally, the Eagles ranked third in total net yards (29,396) and fifth in points per game (25.2).

In 2007, Brian Westbrook set franchise records in scrimmage yards with 2,104 yards.  The Eagles offense finished sixth in the NFL with 358.1 yards per game.  In 2008, Donovan McNabb set franchise records in yards (3,916) and completions (345), surpassing numbers set by all other mediocre QBs in Philadelphia in their unspectacular history.

Donovan McNabb (Phi), Michael Vick (Phi), Brett Favre (GB), Steve Young (SF), and Jeff Garcia (SF) all earned Pro Bowl honors while Mornhinweg served as coach.

For all his flaws as a Head Coach in Detroit, Mornhinweg is widely considered an offensive mastermind and is well respected in NFL circles. There have been other coaches, such as Bill Belichick, who failed in their first Head Coaching position to have performed much better in their second tour as Head Coach.  Perhaps Mornhinweg could follow suit if given another opportunity.

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Would you be happy if Marty Mornhinweg was hired as Miami's Head Coach?
Yes
102 votes
No
382 votes

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both chud and marty are good coaches,

but i would much prefer Cowher first, Gruden second, Fisher third, and then them. We need an established coach.

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"The Kid"

by NickCallaway on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

This^

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, and Hanley Ramirez. :)

by finzrule on Oct 26, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree.

I voted no, but a coach has NEVER won a SB with two different teams

by PhinPhan910 on Oct 26, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont buy in to that.

there have only been 45 superbowls. so that means 90 chances to appear (2 teams appear each year). only 20 coaches have appeared more than once, for a total of 62 appearances, including 11 combined for landry and shula.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_head_coaches#Coaches_with_multiple_Super_Bowl_appearances). not to many bad coaches on that list. and bill cowher is one of the 20 coaches to appear more than once. ill take that, i don’t care if no one has ever won a super bowl with 2 different teams.

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by NickCallaway on Oct 26, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great point.

That is way too small a sample size to be significant. You hear every year how “no one has done X” in the NFL, only to have that assumption broken.

statistically insignificant numbers don’t drive the game. Decisions and people do. If the Chin is a good coach, he has as good a shot with this team as any other good coach.

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He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Oct 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me,you dont want Fisher. Living in Tennessee, I got to see him in action, and I tell you this. If we want to stay in mediocrity,only then should we consider Fisher.

by dolphinfan4lyfe on Oct 27, 2011 12:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fisher is Wanstache 2.0

(cause of the mustache thing)

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cowher

Will bring the players, if we get CowherWill then dolphins throwing the season for luck will most likely work out.

by fsu_csu on Oct 26, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

lol... "CowherWill"... the *new* power source....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU NEED A GM FIRST

This is a huge Faux Pas. JI and TS are a team! A coach and GM are intimately connected. The GM sets the table and puts together the players for the coach. I strongly suggest that you get the GM first and then go for a coach.
Bill Belichick might not be coach Chad Henne
But I believe Peyton Manning could probably make Tony Sparano look good!

YOU NEED TO GET A QUALITY GM…….Steven Ross can get out of the way and Then the coach!!

by DAVEBUCK on Oct 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree. GM is the most important nonplayer position we need to fill.

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by Davone_Is_BessT on Oct 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

We don't need a GM.

The Phinsider can make all the personnel decisions.

by PNSter on Oct 27, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whahahahaha....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

If phinsider had its way our first round draft picks would have most likely been chris long(didn’t do crap for his first couple years) instead of jake long. darius butler (cut) instead of vontae. Jerry Hughes instead of Odrick (Odrick is the better player right now). Ryan Mallet (3rd string qb) instead of Pouncey.
I mean Ireland has been bad, but we’ve been worse.

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by Davone_Is_BessT on Oct 27, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What blog have you been reading?

We would have taken Matt Ryan over Jake Long.

by PNSter on Oct 27, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

read the first line of this post and the comments

I’ve been reading this blog since its inception.
don’t try me like that
http://www.thephinsider.com/2008/3/26/0920/12064

Words I Never Said by Lupe Fiasco <- Please do not click this link if you are afraid of the truth.

by Davone_Is_BessT on Oct 27, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLAAAP!!

lol… here we go again.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOOHHHHH SHIT

2011 Phinsider Rookie

"The Kid"

by NickCallaway on Oct 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

One word... defer

That is all.

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by The Earl on Oct 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

We'll take the wind!

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by I'm_an_F18_bro on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't wanna go there....

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cowher or the old Ravens coach Bill ? would be my wants. Not a fan of Gruden or Fisher

 Not saying there not good , but just not a fan. Gruden for one got all his greatness from being handed Tony Dungy’s team. Granted he did a soild job out in Oakland, sorry just not a fan

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by 21Dave on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Billick?

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's the ban hammer?

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by Finhead83 on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saban took it when he left

and gave us that stupid bubble lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Oct 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the bubble to be used only in inclement weather, such as Lightening and Thunder Storms?

Sparano has used it exclusively… which is why the players looked exhausted in the first game.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about

Bo Pelini? Not saying I want him over Cowher or Gruden (Gruden is my #1 choice). However, I think he’s done a great job at putting Nebraska back on the football map and possess that hard nosed attitude like Gruden or Cowher.

I hope went don’t land Fisher.

So what would you guys think of Bo Pelini as a “prospect” choice of head coach if say Gruden, Cowher, and Fisher all decline?

by Jared Maier on Oct 26, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He's Italian, right? So he's automatically in!

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Getting Cowher makes sense

Gruden is not a possibility guys. He just signed a mega contract to continue on TV, so remove him from the possibilities. Fisher is too passive for what needs to happen in Miami and he will not draw big name players.
The rest of the Micky Mouse College Club Candidates are on the job learning projects. Do any of you have time for that crap? I know there are many great coaches that came from college blah, blah, blah. I particularly don’t have that kind of patience to wait for a coach to mature. Assistant Coaches: Keep them all as assistant coaches. Most of them are Head Coaches that failed or got fired.
So I will stick with “THE CHIN”, Bill Cowher.

by C.O. Jones on Oct 26, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fisher could draw big name players

He’s always been very well respected by the players and his team, outside of Vince Young, has always loved playing for him.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 26, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's the proof in that one?

Bubby Brister, Tommy Maddox, Kordel Stewart, Charlie Batch, Neil O’Donnell? Don’t give me Roethlisberger, he was there for his rookie year and he handed the ball off the entire season (Pittsburgh had the number 2 rushing attack and number 28 passing attack). Ben took off under Tomlin. I don’t disregard him being a good coach, but “good at coaching up QBs” I disagree with whole-heartedly.

Cowher’s offense consists of run, run, pass if absolutely needed and depend on very good defense.

by Cokes_03 on Oct 27, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wrong on the rookie year for Roethlisberger

Sorry, I was trying to go on memory, and was way off. However, I still don’t believe that Cowher is a QB friendly coach. The fact that he won with mediocre QB’s is the most telling.

by Cokes_03 on Oct 27, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

And spell it right. It's Ben Rapistberger.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Neil O’Donnell did pretty good in Pittsburgh under Cowher and took the team to the Super Bowl. Bubby Brister was a starter under Noll, but he wasn’t Pittsburgh’s primary QB under Cowher. I don’t even know why you included him. Charlie Batch was always a backup as well.

Yes, Stewart had his ups and downs, but they knew when to move on from him. Stewart’s first year as a starter in Pittsburgh was quite impressive so it was hard to dump him after one season, but he started to pick it up again after two subpar years. Yet even then, you have to give Cowher credit knowing that while Stewart had a lot of ability, he just wasn’t good enough or consistent enough.

And yes, you were way off for Roethlisberger. They controlled the ball with the run as a rookie, but they moved to a heavier pass/run ratio in Roethlisberger’s second year. By Ben’s 3rd year, when Cowher was still there, Pittsburgh was throwing the ball more than they ran it. To me, that shows a coach who knows how to play to his strengths and shows that a coach knows how to bring along his QB and built up his trust in him.

In Cowher’s 15 years, Pittsburgh’s offense has ranked in the second half of the NFL only 4 times. In case you’re keeping count, Tomlin has only had his NFL ranked in the second half of the NFL once in 4 years, but the Steelers currently rank 19th and are on their way of making it twice in five years. Even as Ben has matured and become an elite QB, Pittsburgh’s offensive ranking has actually been declining since Cowher left. The Steelers have only scored under 300 points twice, including Cowher’s first year when they scored 299. Miami has failed to score 300 points 4 times in the past 10 years and are on pace to miss that mark once again this year. His team has even surpassed 400 points scored, a mark Miami hasn’t reached since 1996.

I just don’t see how you think Cowher isn’t a QB friendly coach. Both Neil O’Donnell and Ben Roethlisberger reached the Pro Bowl in their second year. Kordell Stewart, an inconsistent QB, was even able to reach the Pro Bowl after returning from two injury shortened seasons. Three QBs have gone to the Pro Bowl under Cowher’s watch. That is more Pro Bowl QBs in 15 years than Miami has in their history.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody who does not call return on an overtime coin toss has no business being a head coach.

by Fuhbawl on Oct 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Perfection? You want perfection? Gotta get it in heaven for that.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is the order I would put Coaches. IMO

1. Brian Billick
2. Bill Cowher
3. Jeff Fisher
4. Chudzinski
5. Chip Kelly
6. Chris Peterson

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
Winston Churchill
Hope and Change----With the first pick in the 2012 NFL Draft The Miami Dolphins select Andrew Luck, QB Stanford

by FinFanFromCA on Oct 27, 2011 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Tony Dungy?

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Oct 27, 2011 6:49 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've always liked Dungy. Seem pretty set on not coming back though.

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
Winston Churchill
Hope and Change----With the first pick in the 2012 NFL Draft The Miami Dolphins select Andrew Luck, QB Stanford

by FinFanFromCA on Oct 27, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a SEE...

Significant Emotional Event.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know. Something like that will change a person. Cowher also went through the same thing with his wife. least he had time to coup.

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
Winston Churchill
Hope and Change----With the first pick in the 2012 NFL Draft The Miami Dolphins select Andrew Luck, QB Stanford

by FinFanFromCA on Oct 27, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cowher

 and thats the only name that should be on the list!

by ADRIELSDAD on Oct 27, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

This strong Jaw!

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by wild zion beaver on Oct 27, 2011 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except when I do this once a week, you'd get sick of Cowher posts.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

LLOOLL

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoever they ge as a coach needs to get players

on a yearly basis in the draft and or trades and free agency that will be as productive in the Dolphin system as they were when they were worth getting.The great organizations are the ones that continue to get new players to replace or backup the ones from the previous season.IMO the organization of the Miami Dolphins is dysfunctional,and has been that way for years.This city was spoiled by having Shula maybe the best coach in history here for many years.Also one of the best QBs in history played here for years in Marino.BTW according to media sources the previous owner of the Dolphins expededited the retirement of both Marino and Shula,which tells you alot about the previous ownership.Dont let anyone try to persuade you otherwise it starts at the top we might EVER have an owner like Joe Robbie again at least in my lifetime.

by broxtone on Oct 27, 2011 2:45 AM EDT reply actions  

we don't need Cowher

we need someone like Chud and Marty to fire up this team.

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by Kdog92 on Oct 27, 2011 6:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey mosul.

For some reason, I can’t see the heading for any of the comments. I can’t even write a heading for my own comments. Its as if the comment headings don’t exist. I’m using the mobile version of the site.

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Oct 27, 2011 6:50 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Keep walking. Turn left at the next traffic light. Keep walking till you spot the bus bench.

Stop. Jump up and down three times. Yell, “GO DOLPHINS”. The pinguin walk to the bench and sit down.

See if that works.

If it doesn’t, get on the bus….

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looks even funnier if Anish can't see the heading. I wonder if this will work. I like you Anish, but the below comment is a joke!

Anish is a douche. :)

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry :(, wait, why?

Admiral of the RGIII "Robert Griffin," silver medal battleship of the luckfleet.
Trade Marshall NOW!!!
Daniel Thomas for 2012 pro bowl
Dear Reggie Bush, GTFO of miami
Vontae Davis and Sean Smith = Sam Madison and Patrick Surtain 2.0
All hail the mighty brandstater, the true qb god

by AnishB15 on Oct 27, 2011 3:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's kidding. Harsh kidding, but he's kidding.

You’re a douche is another way of saying, “you’re a bag of feminine freshening”.

LOL!

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL this is great...

LOL, I posted in the heading that it was a joke because you wouldn’t be able to see it. I didn’t really mean the comment. In fact, here was my heading:

“That looks even funnier if Anish can’t see the heading. I wonder if this will work. I like you Anish, but the below comment is a joke!”

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL... what was the douche comment? LOL

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now you're being mean because Anish can't read what you're typing...

That poor douche!

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope; Weak JAW.

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by wild zion beaver on Oct 27, 2011 7:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Just because you can bite thru trees doesn't mean the rest of us are lesser in mandible skills.

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We already knew you were an expert with your mouth.

Open wide!

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

You are, “Needle Dick!” “Needle Dick!” “Needle Dick!”

That’s the last time I wreck your post!

Wait, that’s not right…..

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol...

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao; his heart's set athrob sumone who cares!

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by wild zion beaver on Oct 27, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emphatic no to Marty

also, I’ve been concerned if Cowher could adjust to todays offenses. His philosophy is similar to Tuna and Sparano and is outdated. The one season he tried to open it up with Slash it was a disaster.

You know who I’d like to see come here? Andy Reid if he gets fired in Philly.

by FinsSince70 on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Reid would seem to be a fun guy to have on the sidelines...

but no more fat jokes about Rex tho…. lol

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT!!!!!!

Nice article but NO. We need a coach to come here and establish stability to this team and add fire to these guys. Yes i want Cowher but I also would like Fisher here as well. Gruden would be welcome but he is still suspect as a coach. The only thing true to our Dolphins is that Sparano lost this team the minute our Dumb owner flew to go see Harbaugh. And for what so Harbaugh can play the field and end up in San Fran. The thing Ross needed to do is gotten rid of Dumb & Dumber with there fist pumping field goal celebration, oh don’t forget the Sunglasses and Gum is a must. Please Ross end this misery already and Fire the Clowns running your circus. And let’s get back to Football.

by Henry M on Oct 27, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

lol... why would he leave then?

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good article as usual. (Rec'd)

But he wouldn’t be at the top of my list.
Leaving off my list the “celebrity” coaches (Cowher, Gruden, Fisher), I would have others, which I’m waiting to see if you’ll be covering them. =)

I think he’d be a good HC, but prolly 5th or 6th on my list….

"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it"
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."

by Alpha6 on Oct 27, 2011 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm still waiting for Jim Tressel's name to come up.

He seems at least worthy of consideration. I’ve heard him mentioned on other sites, but never here.

by PNSter on Oct 27, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's put it this way...

If we were going to rank Tressel on my wish list and used Shaq’s head as the top of the scale and Nicky’s feet as the bottom of the scale, Tressel would be around Nicky’s ankles.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other words... here is my ranking for Tressel
(Someone else) (Someone else) (Someone else) (Someone else) (Someone else) (Someone else) (25 other people) Tressel

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit...

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I probably will cover them

Mornhinweg isn’t my favorite of the coordinators. I would like an offensive minded coach that can bring along a rookie QB and I’d prefer Chudzinski over Mornhinweg.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Oct 27, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know if it was Millen or Mornhinweg who was more at fault.

It may be best to pass.

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Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Oct 30, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Testing...

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Nov 8, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

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