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Miami Dolphins sign Right Tackle Banana Peel to replace Colombo

New left tackle for Miami Banana Peel was highly recruited to bolster Miami’s struggling offensive line.  In a huge press conference Sparano said “With Peel at least the defender has a chance of slipping!”.  Colombo who was highly thought of by Jeff Ireland was quoted as saying “Now with the millions Ireland paid me I can buy my own McDonalds instead of working at one like last year”.  Starting quarterback Matt Moore was quoted “Peel is a huge improvement from Colombo because now the defense only has 11 players instead of 12.” 

One fan on the street was asked what he thought of the Dolphins new signing.  “They’re still playing football?”

 

 

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