Cheer for Beer! Round 1, Game 1: MIA VS. NYJ

With the Dolphins losing 8 straight dating back to last year and the "Suck for Luck" controversy circulating, this is a pretty sobering time to be a Fin fan.

I decided to create a fun fanpost series that everyone can participate in, and maybe bring some levity to the situation throughout the season.


"Cheer for Beer!" is a playoff style single-elimination tournament that will determine what NFL team has the best cheerleaders.

All 32 teams are entered into the bracket. Two teams will face each other by having you vote for who your favorite cheerleader is that game.

The selected cheerleader for each team will be picked randomly using a number generator. As long as she is from the state where she cheers, she is the representative for that week. If not, another random number is selected until states match.

After a team advances to the next round, a new number will be generated.

Round 1- Divisional Semi-Finals
Round 2- Divisional Finals
Round 3- Conference Semi-Finals
Round 4- Conference Finals
Round 5- Sexy Bowl


Round 1, Game 1: MIA VS. NYJ

As much as I wanted to be biased and pick my favorite Miami cheerleader, I was fair. The generator selected 32 - Natalie D

Born: Miami, FL
Lives: Miami, FL
Full-time: Student studying Communications
Pets: Dogs Brandy and Whiskey
Favorite Charity: Hands on Miami
I would love to have lunch with: Walter Disney. He was such a creative and imaginative person.


Next we have the New York Jets randomly selected cheerleader. 43 - Matilda Clemente

OK, OK! Matilda is not currently on the Jets cheerleading squad. She was actually fired a few years ago for sending naked pictures to Brett Farve.

The number generator really selected number 40 - Sara

What is your favorite food?
Sushi. I love sushi dates with my friends.

Describe your perfect date.
My perfect date would be getting all dressed up for a nice dinner outdoors on the water, followed by a night of dancing in the city.

What qualities do you look for in an ideal mate?
I like a guy who can make me laugh, is supportive, goal-oriented, athletic and loves football (especially the New York Jets)!


Vote for who you like best. It could be based off looks, responses, whatever.

The cheerleader with the most votes when polls close will advance her team to the next round. A new random number will then be generated for the next matchup.

**NOTE** If you would like me to continue this series, please rec this post. Thanks.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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