I can't contain my excitment and neither should you!

Wow I have been a complete idiot like many of you sorry to say. I was depressed with this latest attempt to put a quality team on the field representing the Dolphins. The thought of already looking forward to the draft was almost unbearable. Thinking of what a waste the last 4 years have been and how this franchise has no direction. I was sinking in the mire of football depression.


Jeff Ireland, Tony Sparano and yes even Stephen Ross are the smartest people on the planet. Tony Sparano is the best coach ever and is head and shoulders above every other coach in the league. Ok you can stop laughing now.

They teased us with the 11-5 in 2008 to show us what they could do with no talent. They tanked the 2 seasons since in order to stock up on draft picks which they would later cut just to make the rest of the league think they are idiots.

I didn't come to this conclusion lightly. After much thought I realized no one could be this dumb right?

Reggie Bush running in between the tackles. This is the biggest snow job I have ever seen in my life. I mean I thought they were just keeping their offensive gameplan a secret when they claimed to be able to run Reggie inside. They took this to a whole new level and as an extra step to make sure opposing defenses won't know what to expect, they actually have used Reggie between the tackles just like they said. Genius!

Remember when they paid Gibril Wilson a ton of money to ruin the safety position? Another ploy by this organization to fool the entire league.

So after 3 full years working to make the rest of the league believe we are an incompetent organization never capable of winning. We have finally succeeded and the real reason for this massive deception will come to light this Sunday.

Only 3 or 4 teams have ever come back from an 0-3 start to make the playoffs. Well you can add the 2011 Miami Dolphins to that list. Get ready for ESPN & NFL network running non-stop 2011 Miami Dolphin specials. You can say good bye to "Football Life: Belichick", Press conferences with "Rex Ryan" and non-stop media chatter about every team we hate.

Our day in the sun has come and everyone will be praising the ingenuity of this great organization! It will begin Sunday with a trouncing of the San Diego Charges something in the neighborhood of 38-10.

Get ready! I am so excited now that I finally figured out what is going on!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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