I saw a Phinwolf with a Jets playbook in his hand
Walking through the voms of SunLife in the breeze
He was looking for a guy called Rex Ry-ann
Going to get himself a sack on Mark Sancheez
Aaahoo, Phinwolves of SunLife
Aaahoo, Aaahoo,

If you hear us howling ‘round the Jets bench
Better not let is in
Little old Ladanian got mutilated late last game
Phinwolves of SunLife again

Aaahoo, Phinwolves of SunLife
Aaahoo, Aaahoo
Aaahoo, Phinwolves of SunLife
Aaahoo, Aaahoo

He's the sack minded Wake who ran amuck on Vikes
Lately he's been hangin’ in the backfield
Better stay away from him
He'll rip the ball out, Rex
Huh! I'd like to meet J Taylor

Aaahoo, Phinwolves of SunLife
Aaahoo, Aaahoo
Aaahoo, Phinwolves of SunLife
Aaahoo, Aaahoo

Well, I saw Tony S walking with the Tuna
Doing the Phinwolves of SunLife
I saw Jeff Ireland. walking with the Tuna
Doing the Phinwolves of SunLife
I saw a Phinwolf drinking a pina colada named Davone Bess
His dreds were perfect
Aaahoo, Phinwolves of SunLife
Draw blood

R.I.P. Warren!