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Attention everyone attending Dolphins home opener: Wear orange and "howl"

That's right, everyone. As you all know, our undefeated Miami Dolphins host the hated Jets as their first home game of 2010. You also probably know that the Dolphins will be sporting their hideously beautiful orange jerseys on Sunday for only the fourth time in team history.

The Dolphins are also promoting this home opener as an "Orange Offensive." They will be hosting a series of pep rallies this week all over South Florida and will be lighting up different area landmarks in orange as a show of support for our Dolphins. The team is also requesting that everyone attending the game wear orange. They will also be handing out orange rally towels as fans enter the stadium on Sunday night.

This isn't just a promotions department gimmick, either, people. The players are taking notice of this - and even encouraging more fan involvement. Several Dolphins have reminded Dolphin fans via Twitter to wear orange on Sunday to show their support.

But that's not all. There was an interesting Twitter exchange between Randy Starks, Sean Smith, and some Dolphin fans. The idea presented by the fan went over very well by the two players. The suggestion? For all fans in attendance to "howl" during key defensive downs - helping to "feed the wolf."

Smith suggested the fans howl "especially on third down." Starks then said he wanted fans to spread the word and that he was going to "bring it up tomorrow" - which I'd guess means mentioning this to his teammates. Smith then replied to Starks and said the "stadium would be off the hook" if fans came through with this.

So, as you can see, these players are taking notice of us. They like seeing their fans into the game like this. They've done their job so far in 2010. It's up to us Dolphin fans to now do our job. So if you're going to the game on Sunday night, remember to wear your orange and "howl" when the defense is on the field.

Let's show the kind of fans we are - on national television with the country watching - and help our boys knock off the damn Jets!

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well so much for my fanshot

i wish i was able to go to the game though. sounds awesome

by dhall25 on Sep 21, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol if its worth anything I seen your fanshot first

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks man

hahahaha. matty is just taking my fire.

by dhall25 on Sep 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel your pain

I broke the “Orange Captains” news here but it got taken down also. Its just the little guy being stomped on by the man :)

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.

He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

matty thinks he can take all of our news just because he runs the place. i want my 15 secs of fame too matty!

by dhall25 on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

throw us a friggin bone man

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.

He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a dictatorship, not a democracy. Sorry guys!

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well..........

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe pushing a line a bit

comparing matty to an actual homicidal megalomaniac, but all the best comedians make people uncomfortable

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

der kommissar

I’m on the side of true love…and a good running game.
Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- Col. Flagg

by Tunaflipper on Sep 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a dictatorship

and Matty’s the dick…

wait I didn’t mean that, I’m sorry, I apolo-(BANNED)

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that time as an official writer was short lived.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is all of this stuff posted above correct?

Is this how this place is run and controlled? I would hope not.. great fan site/blog. Would be unfortunate if those stories, comments were true

by dolphinsfan4life on Sep 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol no we just make fun of each other all the time

I believe that if there’s a fanshot or fanpost posted with breaking news, and Matty sees that fanshot/post first, he’ll either frontpage it or write his own and give credit to the original source. But if he (or any other FP writer now) sees it on ESPN, for instance, and posts it on the frontpage, they don’t need to give credit. And I think Matty tries to delete as many duplicate posts about breaking news as possible to not crowd the page. So it’s not a favoritism issue or anything.

Also, if somebody fanshots breaking news, but the body of the post isn’t well-written or formatted, it won’t go on the frontpage because SBN has strict rules about the frontpage, as I have just learned lol.

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its all a joke bro.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 22, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, figured it was mostly joking..

but sometimes there’s a bit of truth to that, lol! we’ve all seen some stuff over time that sound like that though..but hey, it’s his gig so he can do whatever he feels like! The only thing that amazes me is how much ass kissing Matty gets around here, LOL! He’s a God here
Anyways, love the site and read up all the time.. haven’t posted much in the past year or so but you guys keep up the good work and insite

by dolphinsfan4life on Sep 22, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Matty does the best he can given all the activity on here on a daily basis.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 22, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL HAIL MATTY!

god of New Jersey, America’s garbage dump, something to be very proud of

- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Mi lugar favorito es compañero de apartamento juevos

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Sep 23, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 23, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL You must have wronged him at some point.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 23, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha nope

just hate jersey lol..nothing against you matty, you know i love you, just been a while since i said it <3

no homo

- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Mi lugar favorito es compañero de apartamento juevos

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Sep 23, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

say no more

Orange has worked for me the 1st two games!
Same shirt
Same shorts
Same underwear
Same shoes
New howl

I’m on the side of true love…and a good running game.
Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- Col. Flagg

by Tunaflipper on Sep 21, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

That would be 'off the chain."

OOoouuuuwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
-Dan Birdwell

by snook36 on Sep 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Simply

rec’d

Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. ~Chinese Proverb

by Neo on Sep 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Goo for you for your goo.

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by Kevin Nogle on Sep 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soooooooooo glad I decided to make this the game I'm attending

It was between this and a couple others for my “single game of the year I’ll attend.” Sounds like this should be the best game without a doubt.

"Every island has a beach and mine there will be called Beast Beach."

by Dolphinole on Sep 21, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone help me,....

Where did the “feed the wolf” thing come from ???

Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...

by Ohiofinfan4life on Sep 21, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Something Sparano came up with

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sparano just came up with it in camp.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with that. If you cant learn from the pros............

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

everything I do

literally, everything, is stolen from someone. My entire route tree is stolen from the Saints and Hurricanes (met both of their WR coaches at a clinic, received route tree diagrams from both). My offensive system is stolen from former NFLer and now high school coach Donnell Bennett (who runs the King and Queen, which is an offset I set). Most of my drills come from pro and college coaches I’ve met and listened to at coaches clinics.. Even my motivational speeches and sayings are taken from various coaches (and even rappers lol)

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats how its always done to some degree. Even the coaches with their own

branded system stole the basis of it from somewhere.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rex from Nolan etc

Bilicheat from Parcells and so on and on and on

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Then each puts their own twist on it and passes it down.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes siry bob

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herb Brooks

One of his most famous quotes, “The Legs Feed the Wolves”… so i guess you can say it’s derived from Herb Brooks, for those of you who don’t know who Herb is, 1980 Olympic Ice Hockey Coach, Miracle on Ice Team.

by Clalicata17 on Sep 22, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would too

and I only have one

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.

He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my!

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would also trade one of your kids :D

This is the hard part about being a Canadian fan. I have never watched a game in Miami. I go to Buffalo every year to see the Dolphins there.

BUT

I wear my Orange jersey every single sunday!

by Oldfinfan on Sep 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEET!

Be sure to visit Mosul's new blog at www.mosuldolfan.blogspot.com/
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
"I'd rather be a dead Gram Parsons than a live Garth Brooks"-Kinky Friedman

by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish I was going but I'll be howling!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe “feed the wolf” is Soprano’s mantra for the season. Basically, with every sucess the team accomplishes he terms it as “feeding the wolf” were I believe the wolf symbolizes the teams’ desire for sucess. My opinion is that Soprano is a huge DuranDuran fan and listened to “Hungry like a Wolf” and got inspired (ofcourse he would never admit to that.)

by kermit the frogger29 on Sep 21, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DuranDuran,.....ugh

He should give a listen to Danzig’s Killer Wolf,……a much better tune IMO.

Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...

by Ohiofinfan4life on Sep 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

change the howl

use the jets chant agianst them and chant J E T S S U X I THINK IT HAS A LOVELY RING TO IT

by phin4ever on Sep 21, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be howling in my living room.

Quietly since my kids will be in bed.

by christiandolfan on Sep 21, 2010 8:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

er, um..

that’s Denver’s old moniker…

I’m on the side of true love…and a good running game.
Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- Col. Flagg

by Tunaflipper on Sep 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I JUST FOUND OUT IM GOING 2 THE GAME

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CRUSH BABY LETS GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Goon305Boy10 on Sep 21, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanted to get an Orange B marsh jersey

I dont know why people think it looks ugly. Its my favorite jersey color……
My next jersey will be an orange VD jersey
or just some VD whichever is cheaper

Leader of the "Guys we are not getting Mark Ingram" bandwagon

by Gamer2102 on Sep 21, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best one yet

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

im getting a vontae jersey too

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Sep 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

was about to say, I don’t know about you guys, but I think their orange jersey is just plain gorgeous.

RB23 is my only jersey in any sport, and it’s in brilliant orange.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got my Henne Orange jersey just before the season started

So far so good 2-0 with it..GO PHISH !!

Was at the fake spike game against the Jests !!

by 13DolFan23 on Sep 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the entire stadium howling?

that’s gonna sound fucking insane.
i’m howling at home though

by berryyyy on Sep 21, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Matty you forgot to mention the best tweet of the night!

lol – works for me. RT @Robi2184: @thephinsider The Defense needs a name and a song, how about the Wolfpack: http://tinyurl.com/c66r7j

CAMERON EARTHQ'WAKE'!

by DaBlizad260 on Sep 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE it

play that to start every defensive possession, I like it

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry didn't mean to make that a reply

but the people in the apartment above me are going to think im crazy when i start howling lol

CAMERON EARTHQ'WAKE'!

by DaBlizad260 on Sep 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kevin Nogle on Sep 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

haha i love it

- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Mi lugar favorito es compañero de apartamento juevos

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Sep 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sunday Night can't come fast enough ! !

I can’t wait to wear my custom orange tshirt jersey with my finatic orange dolphin hat. I’m thinking about painting my face like a wolf only orange and whipping that towel. This way at home they don’t confuse aqua with green. I think its perfect for this game. They’re calling for that 12th man. Answer the call of the wolf

by pj521 on Sep 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I suppose it is easier then echolocation clicking

and “whistling” like an actual dolphin

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.

He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

very true

"Real gangsta-a$$ ni**as don't flex nuts cause real gangsta-a$$ ni**as know they got'em"-Geto Boyz-
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."-Dante-
The official KS-22 clan leader!!! LaRon Byrd the next Phenom from the U!!!
"Feed the Wolf" -Tony Sparano - Wade County and the 3 Kings!!!

by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

Driver of the "DRAFT RAS-I DOWLING IN 2011" bandwagon!!!
"The only difference between dissapointment and depression is your level of comittment."

by Heater OsE on Sep 22, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

knew it

Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
The one and only "ho-nerd"

by samdaman on Sep 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

My first game in Miami.......

So upset I couldn’t get my orange Jersey, ordered it mid July and by early September they said "it should be delivered between Sept 17th-24th. Problem is I was leaving home September 15th so I got an aqua one for the wife and I (she didn’t want an orange one). She said she is wearing an orange tank top underneath her jersey though.

by Agent J 78 on Sep 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

look for a knock off in the mean time

I saw Target with orange Jerseys. Brown and Henne $30

Can't remember the last time Miami had so much talent.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Camarillo trade made 0 sense. A starting clutch WR for a 29 year old back-up CB? Someone found Rickey's old stash.

by 54 on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw the same at Wal-Mart

Teal ones and Orange ones, gonna pick up and orange one personally, cause I can’t find my old one for the life of me and I don’t feel like dropping $80.

So the question is, Henne or Brown?

by kozam9707 on Sep 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol It doesn’t matter someone told me they had Marshall to. But that was sold out at the target i went to. Henne is our future. Brown maybe gone next year, but it’s a knockoff. Go with who you like.

Can't remember the last time Miami had so much talent.
Rusty Smith! (Titans future qb)
Camarillo trade made 0 sense. A starting clutch WR for a 29 year old back-up CB? Someone found Rickey's old stash.

by 54 on Sep 22, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

PLEASE EXCUSE THE CAPS, IF YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW I NEVER GO CAPS

BE LEADERS EVERYONE AND GET LOUD ON D AND silent on offense. Get the people around you involved and get loud immediately following the end of the play. It’s not just communication on the line of scrimmage that we’re disrupting, it’s the huddle that IMO is just as important. From start to finish, 1st quarter until the end.

GET AS FARKING LOUD AS POSSIBLE AND DON’T THINK TWICE ABOUT SILENCING A JEST FAN. MAKE SURE THEY KNOW FROM THE WALK THROUGH THE LOT UP TO THE GATE AND UP TO THEIR SEATS THAT THEY’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AND IF THEY ARE COMING TO STFU, SIT DOWN AND DON’T PISS ME OFF.

Appreciate a generous owner, accomplished VP, strong GM and fair coach
This league will soon fear the Fins

by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sweet

now we only need someone with the time and inclination to photoshop a dolphin howling at the moon.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is more like it!

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be there

howling like a jackass as loud as I possibly can… wish I had an orange jersey though..

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

go buy an orange t-shirt

if i hear u didn’t wear orange, you’re gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do!

by Matty I on Sep 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have orange shirts

I don’t have an orange jersey.. pipe down there chief, I’ll be sporting the team color like you wouldn’t believe lol

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friggin paint your naked ass orange if you have to

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wolf boy?

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

dye your chest hair

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just full of it.. err...good ideas

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that way maybe they wont try and capture you and return you to the zoo when you take your shirt off.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mother don't count as "ladies"

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats the most confusing comment ever.

I guess for that you win some sort of prize.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually I thought it was rather funny myself

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

tex is older so he’s a bit slower ;)

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now! Just for that I am taking your prize back.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll earn it back

don’t you worry

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might want to. Its very nice. I got it at Target.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww crap

me and my darn mouth ruin everything.

Well.. I’m sure the fiancé would disagree with that, so never mind.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL TMI

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

It’s like a gift. It’s like I can’t control it.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s Three Mile Island have to do with it?

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I was thinking Girl Next Door :)

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed because I had no freaking idea what he meant.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Nicky was telling us how ladies tell him he’s an animal in bed.

I merely informed him that his mother doesn’t count as “ladies” in this scenario.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thats not all kinds of F up.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol read comment below

I meant nothing by it. Straight shot, wide open, had to.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did not say I did not laugh.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's your pure heart

you couldn’t even fathom it. And this from the man who has the best bikini photos on the site.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just when I had decided to NOT kill you, you go and do something like that.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Trust me if I had a list based on this site

your way, way, way down it.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL No just making a point that you have

little to fear.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I just knocked myself down a few hundred pegs lol

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Your ok as well.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 22, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

His mom is definitely a lady

as we all well know

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Consider it rescinded. Just wanted to create a few laughs

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speak with Ireland about the proper etiquette in such circumstances

I will do the same

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't pay him to give me a straight answer

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just gonna say..

when did this post’s title change

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL I have a friend thats Italian and when we go down to the river to

camp and kayak he catches so much hell that he wont take his shirt off anymore. I think all the people down there actually think his name is wolf boy.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude in a 3 day weekend he can grow a full blow beard.

Its nuts. I have so much Indian that I am the opposite.

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by texascowpunk on Sep 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had classes on Monday morning

if I shaved any sooner than sunday, I had too much stubble and my teacher would make me shave again…

for the record, I’m in culinary, and we actually get graded on being clean-shaven and having our uniform clean and pressed.

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

fail

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am with you

mine too. All the hair from on top my head moved south. I also grow a beard like nobodies business.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I interned in a Big Four accounting firm

I came in after the weekend clean-shaven, walked out on Fridays with enough stubble to get fired.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Middle finger to the Man.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like the military

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by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he'll have to face away from the field!

& the guys “behind” him’ll think he’s weird(er).

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by Tunaflipper on Sep 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s six buttons right above where you’d be typing, right below the title of the reply. The final button is a picture of a tree. From the page the image is on right click and open the image in it’s own tab. Then copy the URL of that tab with just the pic on it. Then paste that URL in the window that opens when you click the button with the tree. I’d rather teach you to fish than give you one, lol

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply or comment, either way

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

image...

i can’t be at the game, but ill be here, rockin my orange #23 jersey!

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by afmo on Sep 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's BA

I have no twitter so I couldn’t see right away and I didn’t feel like creating another BS account just to see others, I keep forgetting the log in that I make up

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Im thinking of drawing different werewolves with Phins jersey

Basically a Dansby werewolf or BMarsh werewolf a VD werewolf an so on an so on till I get tired of drawing and posting. what do you guys think of that?

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by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea I think Im gonna start with Bess and Marshall

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by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry broseph

I REALLY don’t think anybody would want to view a drawing of a werewolf with STDs.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I can’t agree more, please everyone stop with the VD nickname, some things you can outlive, that’s not one of them and it’s too negative for Vontae to ever truly own it. He deserves better.

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The Other Davis

We’ll call him Tod.

Or VD2.0

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really funny that both of the NFL Davis brothers

are VDs.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me

Vernon was a disease..

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it seems to be the one that stuck

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by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

like herpes

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That shit'll come back with ya.

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry I had to go there

but I will punish myself severely for it

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by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’ the only thing that doesn’t stay in Vegas

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I am with you on VD just being poorly thought out initials. does the guy have a middle name?

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeMarcus Davis

Huh. Wonder if Vernon was the other brother’s middle name too..

What’s with Fins and using their middle names as firsts?

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he is DVD

I guess that is better kind of

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda like that actually.

DVD

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol I was joking

hoping you guys would catch the DVD joke in there and figure it out lol

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

too subtle

I am not quick enough

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually he has a middle inital according to wikipedia

its O

VOD LOL

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

superman 2

“Kneel before Zod”?

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Video of the Day

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and staying on the DVD topic

UM has a starting CB named Demarcus Van Dyke..

and we call him DVD lol

by Little Nicky 21 on Sep 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Vontae isn't DVD

he is Video On Demand

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vontae on Demand?

Vontae on Defense?

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 21, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounder sweet, I’m looking forward to seeing it. With all the Twilight BS out there you might actually come across some online program that converts a human face to a werewolve

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan but I guess that with this whole wolf thing I can finally answer my little cousin and tell her I’m team Jacob. Now True Blood is interesting.

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by special agent wildcat on Sep 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ckc up

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by Weecho85 on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

The idea reminds me of the "Year of the Rat"

When the fans would toss plastic rats onto the ice at Panthers games.
Opposing teams couldnt stand it.

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by Patssuck456 on Sep 22, 2010 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I totally thought the same thing

that was a cool season, no one saw them coming at all. I am not a big hockey fan so call me a bandwagon fan if you will, but I enjoyed watching those games.

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 22, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

we done the "orange out" last year at home..

will be doing it this weekend.. I just refuse to buy an orange couch..

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by E_Dove on Sep 22, 2010 3:38 AM EDT reply actions  

lol thanks wzb!

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by E_Dove on Sep 22, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice tattoo

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 22, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol, she has a few. works as a "Sucide Girl Model"

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by E_Dove on Sep 22, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

My fiance bought me that blanket for Christmas last year!

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 22, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

thats when I got mine ;-) & my wife got it for me..
also, she got a dolphin helmet lamp, Dan Marino autograph 8×10, Earl Morral & Mercury Morris 17-0 Autograph, fin clock & fin coin on a plaque.. + jerseys & stuff.. She went “Fin Crazy” with the Christmas shopping last year. I got her that Ricky Williams Reebok jersey for $6 on Amazon, dude had a bunch for women left from earlier RW seasons, probably still does.. If you want cool Dolphin stuff that is hard to find, even on eBay, goto walmart.com & type in Miami Dolphins, they even have bleacher seats from the 72 season!!!

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by E_Dove on Sep 22, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks man

I’ll definitely look into that, she’s gonna need some sexy Dolphins apparel..

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. This glen's gonna be tough to traverse, and that river's got to be 50, 60 meters wide. And God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles!

by Dave.Phuller on Sep 22, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't be at the games fellas but I will don attire and howl like a hungry wolf

If by any chance I get kicked out of the house or go to jail for disturbing the peace in this too quiet neighborhood, please remember to send me a pack of cigarettes and the shreddeded up Sanchez jersey that will be left on the field, my dog needs the wolf mentality also.

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by fin4three5yrs on Sep 22, 2010 4:44 AM EDT reply actions  

this is going to be one beastly game

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by Kdog92 on Sep 22, 2010 5:41 AM EDT reply actions  

wow i just got howls, i mean chills

this franchise could really be turning things around. An Orange-out? Really Loud stadium?

Is it Sunday yet? I cannot wait!!!

by DRoyce on Sep 22, 2010 8:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I can't wear orange for the game

My only orange jersey is a Jason Taylor one and I sure as hell won’t be rooting for him in this game.

by Attilles on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Buy an orange T.

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