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Everybody hates the Jets...

 

Everybody hates the jets

 

It’s time for a little Jet hate poetry session…hope you enjoy.

 

Alright just listen a bit, it might take a while to click,

But Henne is better than Sanchez, the over-rated little prick.

But I don’t wanna get into that

I’m focusin’ on "fat"….

Mister scribble on your bus should get a little pat…

On his cave of a belly,

Dude has got to be smelly,

They sucked all those twinkies up like a bottle of jelly.

 

Fireman Ed couldn’t put out the fins flames,

Especially when we’ve dominated the last 3 games,

Cause the Jets can’t handle us, we do as we please,

By the 3rd quarter Rex is down on his knees,

Cryin’, beggin’ for it to stop,

Then he’ll make some excuse about why he got rocked.

 

"Soon to be champs", you think so, really?

What’s gonna happen when the weather gets chilly…

And Sean and Vontae make your QB look silly

As he’s throwin it right to ‘em but your score remains nilly…

None, yea I’m almost done,

I know its been fun, but guys I gotta run,

I’ll see ya when the season starts in just over a month.

 

Crispy

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