Bengals sign Pacman and Gerbil
The Bungals just agreed to terms with two of the most rubbish DBs in the NFL over the last couple of years and we are bringing B.Marshall, Bess, Camarillo, and Hartline to their house. They counter with Pacman "pay me now, I'll be suspended by tomorrow" Jones, and Gerbil Wilson. This is gonna be a good year. 11-5 baby! Somebody call Vegas for the over/under on Pacman being gone by week 5. Maybe the Bengals should just change their name to The Mean Machine and purt Burt Reynolds on the sidelines to fully embrace the idea of convict/crap football.

