Hey, Rex! EAT IT! What's that I hear? "Touch Down! Miami scores again!"
This just in from New York News (not really), Rex Ryan's ass just slammed shut and he choked on his horse leg this morning at the "All you can eat buffet." Also, Pats coaches are renewing thier Pass Ports to get the hell out of Dodge.
None of this is true, but I could only imagine the words coming out of those camps right now.