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DRAFT IDEA - CODENAME: AWESOMENESS!!

So yeah I definitely think we should draft Dez Brya-NO WAIT!  Taylor MAys..  hes a beast, did you see his face in the 40???  determination and constipation and heart.. he's a ballplayer.  but we gotta sign sharper first, bcuz mayss needs time to learn how to play foootball and stuff.. so sign sharper, and draft dan williams first.  Anyways, what do you guys tink of Jamarcus Russell?  Bleacherreport said he'll be released, and he was the first overall pick and threw the ball like 100 yards on ONE KNEE!!  ARE YOU SERIOUS!!??!?!11!?!  crazy. he's like the anti-noodle arm.  and oakland will probably have to release him because they are gonna draft taylor mays and will need to pay him..  ok so we sign sharper, we signed dansby, whose awesome, we should trade ted ginn for a 2nd round so we can get jordon shipley, the best wr in the draft (then we can get mccoy and they can team up again.. remember my teammates idea guys, keep up).  dan williams or rolondo MCclain in the first, shipley and cody (365!!  and he dropped weight at the combine!!) in the 2nd, and then maybe taylor mays in the 2nd?  Taylor Mays is awesome guys.  

free agency - dansby (check) sharper, shaun rogers???

draft - dan williams/mcclain, Shipley, McCoy, MT. CODY!! and Taylor mays...  or what about trading up for SUHHHHHH..  we could play him at DE and move merling to NT because he doesnt play at DE.. or we could still get Cody and he will be a S-T-U-D STUD.  Either way we gotta Taylor Mays if the raiders dont, which they will..  also, we gotta draft this guy MHTD, he runs a 4.1 40 with water bottles, and nobody is more accurate squirting than him..  we can get him in round 8.  right after the take the Blunt-man Lagarratte Blunt!  He can punch rexys FAT ASS out!  he's a terrible coach, and he smells like cheez whiz mixed with foot.  not nice foot either, like nasty toe-cheese foot..  Cheez wiz foot..  

also, i <3 matty.

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taylor mays sucks, all he is is fast.... 4.4 fast...... thats it.....

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by finzrule on Mar 9, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

and you seem really hyper 2day, the way u wrote this...

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by finzrule on Mar 9, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

lol I been promising a straight BS post

so I decided I should finally come through on it

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

oooooo, i c, lol

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by finzrule on Mar 9, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

frig spiller then, i thought that band wagon was a bit big for you?

“hahaha” i extras like how u finished this with mouth smashing dear fatso the hotdog king himself “Rexfart-burger”

by wild zion beaver on Mar 9, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

nigga you high as jet blue

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by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahaha nah sober as can be

been promising this post for a while as a joke lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well then i need to see a blazin nicky post if this is sober

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
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by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ill post drunk one night

don’t smoke lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

all italians smoke

nicky dont get drunk, someone will take advantage of you and touch your bathing suit area

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by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

I don’t smoke not nothing lol.. love my beer though

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

mm beer. with these redonk ticket prices they should have "free 32oz" night

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
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by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god that would be a mess

do it on a night we play the Jets… murder will be committed… often lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i fail to see the negative in this scenario

“Free 32oz per article of Dolphin apparel”

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

PERFECT

I have like 8 different things I can wear.. I will be committing murder lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

jes get get up on my shoulders and we can wail on two rows of those MALCONTENTS

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha nice word there guy

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

my hero inspired me

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

but not your best effort

and certainly nowhere near as entertaining as much of the usual pre-draft/FA fanpost fodder we’ve seen.

I mean c’mon, where are the absurd tradedowns? the Calvin Johnson trades? the Suh acquisition? the Berry swap?

Add a bit of that and I’d say you are right there bud ;-)

by Natalya on Mar 9, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

true..

wasn’t really thinking outside the box lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

... you were in a box?!

That explains some……..

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by Alpha6 on Mar 9, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

rec-worthy?

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll give you a rec, but only because i owe you cos of the genital warts

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT??!?!

lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oops, prank call! wrong number!

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

im disgusted in you two

Laces out!

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Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.

Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison

by BSerious72 on Mar 10, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

shaun rogers and mays/sharper would make us

the best defense in the league hands down in my eyes

wake,davis,dansby,sharper/mays,taylor,dansby,etc thats beast like

by Dolphins2010Future on Mar 9, 2010 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Are you drunk?!

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahaha maaaaybe

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

hhahahhahhha

ALRITE MIAMI!!!!
draft jimmy graham
draft dan williams (legit nose tackles r hard to find)
slowing hopping aboard the sign OJ atogwe bandwagon

by flsportsfan on Mar 9, 2010 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

ok.. read this post

then go ahead and wonder how the FXXK I’m a HOFer hahahaha

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

yer a celeb

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i almost cried

this is so funny

ALRITE MIAMI!!!!
draft jimmy graham
draft dan williams (legit nose tackles r hard to find)
slowing hopping aboard the sign OJ atogwe bandwagon

by flsportsfan on Mar 9, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

ooohhhhh!

THIS IS A CKC!
You’re a crafty one, little nicky!

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

NO lol

it’s a serious post!

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

it wud be serious

if u were al davis

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by flsportsfan on Mar 9, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Jamarcus (gasp) is a great (gasp) player

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ha! mental picture of the year

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 9, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

did u say my name?

Laces out!

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by BSerious72 on Mar 13, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

B Serious = Al Davis... LOL

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by Alpha6 on Mar 13, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

be serious alpha

even i wouldnt draft heywood-bey at 7 lol

Laces out!

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by BSerious72 on Mar 13, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I know...

… I was playing of the words… how they were said, it seemed he was saying serious and al were the same… lol

So if I played on what you just said… it would be… alpha = serious = al

Gawd, that was stupid. But I laughed.

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by Alpha6 on Mar 13, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

but i dont get wats wrong with bryant

isnt he the playmaker weve been laccking for some time now

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draft dan williams (legit nose tackles r hard to find)
slowing hopping aboard the sign OJ atogwe bandwagon

by flsportsfan on Mar 9, 2010 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

she's old

Anita still doesn’t like those alternative’s either, still.
She was never good at football either.

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

.... her last name changed....

… she married Moby Dick….

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by Alpha6 on Mar 9, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

ALRITE MIAMI!!!!
draft jimmy graham
draft dan williams (legit nose tackles r hard to find)
slowing hopping aboard the sign OJ atogwe bandwagon

by flsportsfan on Mar 9, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Were you amped up when you wrote this?!

Holy crap! I had to speed up my reading just to get some understanding….!

LOL!

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by Alpha6 on Mar 9, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lmfao

hmmm so this is what goes on in nicky’s brain….

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by Davone_Is_BessT on Mar 9, 2010 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

hi?

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by el presidente 00 on Mar 9, 2010 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

If herpes could write and make posts

this would be it.

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by Farorefox on Mar 9, 2010 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

and it's close to being rec'd to the honor column

and it’s a Nicky ckc so he’ll have to pull it!

AHAhahAHhAhAhAhahahha

ha

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

dude i can't stop laughing

and it’s been about 10 minutes since i finished reading it lol…and i took laugh breaks lol…this took me like 20 minutes to read lmao

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 9, 2010 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

obviously i rec'd this

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 9, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha make a CKC

I want this to stay up.. If this gets frontpaged, I win forever

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yoo doo, doo doo!

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna rec, it too,

that you may point the gun to your temple, squeeze the trigger, & delete.

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

lol it's not being deleted

my goal is frontpage..

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

load yer pistol

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

.... I think last time I said that... three people's comments were deleted....

LOL

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by Alpha6 on Mar 10, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you make it lol

i been making a lot of them lately

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 9, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

and they have been awesome

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you're on a winning streak lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

eh

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon
- Pray for the victims and their families of the Haiti earthquake

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 9, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha this post just knocked my actual researched fanpost out of the rec'd club

LOL

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 9, 2010 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

proud papa

but you are clever

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by Tunaflipper on Mar 9, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.thephinsider.com/2010/3/9/1365662/ckc-i-got-nothing-clever-to-say

-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon
- Pray for the victims and their families of the Haiti earthquake

by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Mar 9, 2010 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

I think the saddest part is

I’m not sure if you would have spelled “who’s” right if you weren’t joke-posting.

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by Dave.Phuller on Mar 10, 2010 1:15 AM EST reply actions  

lol thanks

… I think

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 10, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Great post.

I can tell you spent a lot of time researching this and developing a well thought-out, coherent post.

Even the way you refer back to other fan posts, this is Fan Post gold. Great job NIcky. I agree 100% with everything you said.

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by Mosul_DolFan on Mar 10, 2010 7:55 AM EST reply actions  

hai guyz save me a spot on the IR!!

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 10, 2010 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

caption

“is that MY foot?!?

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 10, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

rofl

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by Mosul_DolFan on Mar 10, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

haha got emmmm!

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 10, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Caption...

… I can see that girl’s camel toe….

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by Alpha6 on Mar 10, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

he'll have lots of time to scope out snatch since his calendar is free from September til February

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 11, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

wut

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by Alpha6 on Mar 11, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

ya know, cos he has spare time to chill on his california king bed during football season

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by chrislucas on Mar 11, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL... "California King Bed"

… is he not playing this season? (Sept til Feb)

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by Alpha6 on Mar 11, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just poking fun at him being injury-prone lol

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 11, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Dudez GREAT IDEAZZZ Finally a FINFan who NOSE whas goin on

but check Me OuTTT here bro mad siKKK ideazzzz…

Dude put Pat White at NT, he’d get like Unda the legz of the guards and shiiiit. or if he dies we can like seww the otha team for mad BREAD sonnn

also DONT listen to Natayla, Calvin Johnson is str8 but if you want to get a NASTY WR we should trade our 1st round pick for Hank Baskett bro. Have u seen his wifee!? MADD FINE!!!!

Last IDEA! What to do with Our FS void!? Dawg two mothafuckin words. Mount Cody. Draft him first and put that beast in the MIDDLE of tha FIELD! he’d be like a goalie and his fats would make sure nobody could run around him!! BEASTTTTTT.

Thats all i GOTS fa now but last idea they should FIrE parsmells and Me and You should be in Charge of the Fins. We’d trade all our crap players like Pat Turner to the JEST fa SHO!!!!!

tell me what you think holla backkk

Laces out!

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Sean Smith/Vontae Davis= Pat Surtain/Sam Madison

by BSerious72 on Mar 10, 2010 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

nice idea, but

pat white would never make it at NT. Other than that, i like it.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Mar 10, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I say put him at FS....

At least then, when our FS doesn’t make a tackle, we all undestand that it was because he was so small…kinda like a Gerbil……

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by Mosul_DolFan on Mar 10, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

dats tight son

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 10, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

shitballs

i LOL’d on the real

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by chrislucas on Mar 11, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Yo crack head settle down....

You’re all over the place bro, how many freakin draft picks do you think we have in the first two rounds. You start by blowing up Mays and talking about how he’s a beast, then you say the Oakland Thugs are going to release Jamarcus Russell so they can get Mays, then you go on to say we should draft Williams, Shipley, McCoy and Mays all in the first two rounds. Why would we pick up McCoy, do we not think Henne is the future anymore all of a sudden. And why the hell would we want Shipley, to add to the dozen other slot guys we have, to make up for letting Wes slip out of our fingers?? Last I checked we need a number one. We should develop Patrick Turner is what we should do. Why draft a wide out in the third last year to just let him sit and fade away?? From what I hear he has crazy hands and he’s what 6-4 or 6-5 pushing 220. Let him post up like a forward and toss jump balls to him all day. Even if he has average hops all he’ll have to worry about are safeties taggin him but with Henne’s arm the ball would be there way before that.

Take another bump or hit off your crack pipe and think about that for a minute!!!!

by phinzfan84 on Mar 12, 2010 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

My bad....

Thought you were being for real with this s***, should have read through the comments first. Nice post!!!!

by phinzfan84 on Mar 12, 2010 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

ROFLMAO!!!!!

hook, line, and sinker huh?
=)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Mar 12, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha Ha

Yeah I thought this guy was for real. He got me, I admit it!!! On a more serious note, if you read my orginal comment, does anyone else agree with me on this Patrick Turner idea??? Just curious if I’m the only one backing this guy.

by phinzfan84 on Mar 12, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

dont take this the wrong way

but pat turner is a crub. he’s not gonna make it we need to look elsewhere

Laces out!

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by BSerious72 on Mar 12, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentleman, i present to you:

The one, the only, WILDZIONBEAVER.

LOL not even i can decipher that one buddy

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In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He said: "Can you watch out for us"... "without getting discouraged?"

… where you said, “… we need to look elsewhere”

Looking for a receiver, right? If Dez Bryant fell, the team will consider… I hope.

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by Alpha6 on Mar 12, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

how in the hell did you translate that?

half of those letters aren’t even in the words! lol

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 12, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL... I've gotten to know Beav...

LOL… I know, he cuts things to just the absolute necessary.

At CKC’s it’s the toughest. But you know that… LOL! Still love his quote you keep in your sig…

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by Alpha6 on Mar 12, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

haha he's a tough lock to pick, that's for sure

lolol yes it makes me laugh everytime i see it. i hope he talks like that in person lol

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 12, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!!! I would loose count of how many "what?" would be said...

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by Alpha6 on Mar 12, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i would have to down a handle of Wild Turkey to get on the level

and that’s a level i am fond of

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 12, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just not content on calling the guy a bust

He never got an opportunity to show what he can do come game day. I don’t get it really. We should have been testing all our receivers in game situations last year with Henne to see what could develop. It’s not like we would have struggled without Ginn on the field every once in awhile.

by phinzfan84 on Mar 12, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

he's not a bust.

for whatever reason(s) Sparano held him out last, first year WRs rarely contribute too much anyway. The fact that Hartline did so well speaks more to the fact that Hartline is looking like a draft day steal, more so than Turner’s lack of production makes him a bust.

Turner just needs to get on the field this year and get some experience. I would look for him to start in year 3.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Mar 12, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

GOT HIMMM

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by Little Nicky 21 on Mar 12, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Pants pulled down and butt slapped!

what?

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"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Mar 12, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!!!

Dude! You Are As Left Field As Beav!!!

;-)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Mar 12, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Beav woulda understood... lol

… and I know you did too.

8-)

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"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"

by Alpha6 on Mar 12, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

...or he would have if his hearing-aid was turned up.

Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
In case you weren't already aware, it is indeed all about The U.
BIFFLEz with Enhalen
"opps i just grabed sum wood & started nawing" --WZB (CKC 2/2/10)

by chrislucas on Mar 12, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading that high

is impossible

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by Patssuck456 on Mar 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

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