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DRAFT IDEA - CODENAME: AWESOMENESS!!

So yeah I definitely think we should draft Dez Brya-NO WAIT!  Taylor MAys..  hes a beast, did you see his face in the 40???  determination and constipation and heart.. he's a ballplayer.  but we gotta sign sharper first, bcuz mayss needs time to learn how to play foootball and stuff.. so sign sharper, and draft dan williams first.  Anyways, what do you guys tink of Jamarcus Russell?  Bleacherreport said he'll be released, and he was the first overall pick and threw the ball like 100 yards on ONE KNEE!!  ARE YOU SERIOUS!!??!?!11!?!  crazy. he's like the anti-noodle arm.  and oakland will probably have to release him because they are gonna draft taylor mays and will need to pay him..  ok so we sign sharper, we signed dansby, whose awesome, we should trade ted ginn for a 2nd round so we can get jordon shipley, the best wr in the draft (then we can get mccoy and they can team up again.. remember my teammates idea guys, keep up).  dan williams or rolondo MCclain in the first, shipley and cody (365!!  and he dropped weight at the combine!!) in the 2nd, and then maybe taylor mays in the 2nd?  Taylor Mays is awesome guys.  

free agency - dansby (check) sharper, shaun rogers???

draft - dan williams/mcclain, Shipley, McCoy, MT. CODY!! and Taylor mays...  or what about trading up for SUHHHHHH..  we could play him at DE and move merling to NT because he doesnt play at DE.. or we could still get Cody and he will be a S-T-U-D STUD.  Either way we gotta Taylor Mays if the raiders dont, which they will..  also, we gotta draft this guy MHTD, he runs a 4.1 40 with water bottles, and nobody is more accurate squirting than him..  we can get him in round 8.  right after the take the Blunt-man Lagarratte Blunt!  He can punch rexys FAT ASS out!  he's a terrible coach, and he smells like cheez whiz mixed with foot.  not nice foot either, like nasty toe-cheese foot..  Cheez wiz foot..  

also, i <3 matty.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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