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I am a Stalker

 

                Yes you read it right; this is an admission of guilt.  You guys are being stalked.  On a normal day   (whatever normal is) the stalknaculars come out at least once and most of the time 2 or 3 times.  My wife once told me she wished I spent as much time with her as I do with you guys.  You may not know me; but I know you.  I read your work every day.  I have seen pictures of your fantasy girls, I have heard you rant and rave about things you hate and things you love.  Every now and then I will share some of my thoughts with you in a post or comment, but, believe me when I tell you; I know a lot more about you than you do me.   I have laughed with you, sometimes so hard I had to stop and catch my breath.  I have shared with you the pain and the joy of being a Dolphins fan.  I have seen how, with calculating coldness, you plan revenge on someone you believe have dissed this community or the Dolphin community in general, and believe me when I tell you, sometimes It aint pretty.

                I suspect there are many out here like me that read the Phinsider on a regular basis, but don't post very often.  Most of the time whatever I want to say, you guys express much better and before I even think of it.  So be wary; be very wary.   You are under surveillance every day!


This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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