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@AndySlater: Arizona Cardinals LB Joey Porter has been arrested for DUI, resisting arrest and assault on a peace officer

Via Andy Slater's Twitter. Karma's a bitch Peezy

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Lets all raise a glass to Joey….Popcorn Muscled douchebag

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/13122912/arizona-lb-porter-arrested-in-on-suspicion-of-drunken-driving-assault?tag=headlines;other

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by Rzayo24 on Mar 27, 2010 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

TMZ report

http://www.tmz.com/

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by Rzayo24 on Mar 27, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Rzayo

You scroll down on that TMZ report? Classic. Bring that one home to the Folks. LOL.

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by FinFanFromCA on Mar 27, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a keeper

if your ever looking for AIDS….Lohan is ur chick

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by Rzayo24 on Mar 27, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's just Misunderstood. Crack................

Hey, Mom meet Lindsey…..Yes, I’ll clean that up. (Puke in the corner) What do you mean I’m out of the will?

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by FinFanFromCA on Mar 27, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey RZ, you like that "Weather girl", don't you?

(Scroll down on TMZ)

"If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you."

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by AussieKen on Mar 27, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome Home Joey

Bakersfield it’s a place to F—k with the cops. Smart Move Joey.

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by FinFanFromCA on Mar 27, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

What a moron glad he was out of Miami before this happened

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by Weecho85 on Mar 27, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

now that's funny

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by Kdog92 on Mar 27, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC Fighter -- Minor Procedure on Brain...

"UFC fighter Thiago “Pitbull” Alves will undergo a minor outpatient surgery on Wednesday to correct an irregularity in his brain."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Mar 27, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

huh? on so many level huh.

thats not funny lol

this is a post bout porter

and no procedure on ur brain is minor IMO

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by Rzayo24 on Mar 27, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

My apologies sir...

… it’s not funny. Poor taste on my part…

I shoulda stuck to the title of the post, cause you’re right, even a minor procedure of killing brain cells by drinking too much is awful…

Wait. Wut?

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by Alpha6 on Mar 27, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no apology needed

haha

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by Rzayo24 on Mar 27, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He actually just slapped the cop's hand away as he was about to give him the ticket

Assault is legally defined as a threat of violence, it does not have to mean someone was beaten.

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by Patssuck456 on Apr 3, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

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