FootballMania!!!

by Dolphins2010Future on Mar 21, 2010 1:10 PM EDT

Hello fellow dol-fans, I am bored out of my mind here and thought we could just have a little fun and see what you guys think, so I am making a footballmania, which is fights between current dolphin players, so have fun with it

(Fireworks go off) . . . Were here at FootballMania where we got a full slate of matches for you this evening, to kick off the show, we got a ladder match between Ted Ginn J.R and Davone Bess (If you guys don't watch wrestling, a ladder match is good for two fast, high-flying superstars, where they climb the ladder and retrive something from the top of the ladder). Please comment below who you think would win and why?

I hope you enjoyed the first match, in our second match of the evening, we got a ten-man tag team match. (once again if your not familar with wrestling, a ten-man tag team match is a 5 on 5 match) Ok, for this match, it will a battle of giants where the offensive line (Jake Long, Richie Incognito, Jake Grove, Vernon Carey, and Justin Smiley) v.s the defensive line (Jason Ferguson, Paul Solia, Kendall Langford, Randy Starks, and Philip Merling), once again please comment below, who you think would win and why?

And now, for the moment you guys have all been waiting for, the main event, where Chad Henne will take on Chad Pennington. (Once again, please comment below, and who you think would win?)

Ok guys, thank you for tuning into our show, and we hope you enjoyed the show.

Please comment and explain why below and have fun with it

GO DOLPHINS!!!

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I got Ted Ginn, JR running out of bounds at the first sign of contact, so Davonne Bess wins…

Then I got the offensive line taking down the defensive line, but Rickie Incognito gets a 15 yd penalty for headbutting Vernon Carey for no apparent reason. Donald Thomas fills in at RG and Incognito moves over to RT.

Terrence Cody NT (pick 12), Jerry Hughes OLB(pick 43)
Jason Worilds OLB (pick 73), Jimmy Graham TE(4th rd)
Linval Joseph(5th rd), Myron Rolle FS(6a), Danario Alexander WR (6b),
Daniel Te'o-Nesheim OLB (6c), Legarrette Blount RB (7a), Micah Johnson ILB (7b)

by Jason Scott_90 on Mar 21, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions

lol

Laces out!

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by BSerious72 on Mar 21, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions

bess for sure, he can take a hit, and hit well for his size

ginn, however, curls up into a ball once he has it, or runs out of bounds

so i take bess in a blowout

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by finzrule on Mar 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

shoot, i forgot to do the second match, and the third:

jake long and incognito will first take out all other O-linemen, then incognito will try the headbutt on long, but long will grab his head and snap his neck

chad henne will throw a bullet at CP10’s head, and it will explode from the immense throwing power of henne

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by finzrule on Mar 21, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions

LOL THIS IS GREAT

Bess

O-LINE, Incognito just punishes everyone, including his team.

Noodle arm vs a robot? Haha, Chad Henne

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by Kdog92 on Mar 21, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions

I prefer the laser vs the robot

Pennington=laser guided accuracy
if Pennington could throw the deep ones it would be
Pennington=Smart bomb

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Jerry Hughes in the 1st
Nate Allen in the 2nd (Cant have enough Allens on the secondary)
Jimmy Graham in the 3rd

by dolfan0918 on Mar 21, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions

lol

noodle arm vs robot lol

by Dolphins2010Future on Mar 21, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions

lol awesome post

1.bess- is there even a question…
2. o-line hands down… we have the biggest/baddest o line in the business…
3. henne and penny are the same size but henne just looks like a bad ass… penny looks like the guy wearing a sweater vest.

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by Davone_Is_BessT on Mar 21, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions

thanks

im glad you guys had fun with lol

by Dolphins2010Future on Mar 21, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions

Yea Bess takes the ladder and the O-line walks all over the D-line

And while Henne and Pennington are fighting.

Thigpen comes flying in out of no where and kicks Henne in the head. Throws Pennington into the ropes and when he rebounds back he elbows Pennington in the face, Oh!!!

As the ref is holding Thigpens hand in the air, White comes flying off the top ropes but misses because he was screaming like a little girl. So Thigpen and the ref just moved out of the way. White then went flying right between them and flew right into Henne as he is getting up.

Game set and match…

lol I still got to man the Thigpen wagon, since I’m the lone fighter for now.

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by Weecho85 on Mar 21, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

thats my version and I'm sticking to it.

by Weecho85 on Mar 21, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions

im going to have to respectfully point and laugh at you

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by Davone_Is_BessT on Mar 21, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions

Lol to each his own pal I'm not gonna change this post into a Thigpen vs Henne thing. it's just a reminder to all of you who thought you got rid me.

by Weecho85 on Mar 21, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions

ah!

that was a good laugh

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by Kdog92 on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions

I dont know, I think ginn's speed and excessively small physique gives him the advangtage in a climbing ordeal

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by Farorefox on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions

results:

1. Ted Gin slinks to the top of the ladder only to be met with a steel chair, while the ref is distracted by the actual main event; KY Jelly & strawberry preserves wrestling match between the Dolphin Cheerleaders. Bess knocks Teddy to the mat and retrieves the antidote.

Winner: Davone Bess

After the match, The Ted Ginn Jr. family foams at the mouth and twitches for a while.

2. Jake’s shiny god-like abs grow fists and pummel the D-Line, until Marc Anthony slides a foreign object to Ferg and after emptying the contents into his blood stream he HULKS UP and clotheslines Jake & Grove. Richie smacks him in the back with the baseball bat wrapped in barbwire and then sets him up for his patented Richie Incogchairto©. Rex Ryan, in a Sparano half-shirt windbreaker, slides in and gives Richie the lowblow. Jake gives him 77 german suplexes. Vernon picks him up, throws up the U and Sean Taylor descends from the rafters. And it was magnificent. Then Ray Lewis shot Rex Ryan in the head and the O/D Line celebrated together.

Winner: Humanity

3. CP10 gives Henne the puppydog look after the bell, and after a masculine yet uncomfortably long embrace CP10 says; “It’s okay buddy you can start. I just want to teach you.” Then they lounged in fields of lilies and sniffed daffodils, and picked out linens until minicamp.

Winner: No Contest

After the match, Pat White is concussed after not looking up while playing his DS, and walking into the side of a bouncy house.

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by chrislucas on Mar 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT reply actions