Football Players Can Be Such Animals
by MrMedic on Feb 8, 2010 11:11 PM EST
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(This is a repost , but with us having a bunch of new members and the first game still a few days away, i figured this could help pass some time and get a few laughs)
Whats up everybody. The last few weeks i have been having this strange image pop into my head. For whatever reason, whenever i see Peyton Manning, i cant help but think of a Beluga whale. Then after i googled a picture of a Beluga i realized they do look pretty similar. So then i got to thinking, what other NFL players look like animals? So you guessed it, i am doing a post about what animals i think certain players look like. Now these comparasons may only be in my minds eye, but heres how i see it.
I apologize for the terrible sizing of the pictures. I wanted them to be side by side, but whatever deal with it. Now dont tell me you dont see the resemblence! I wonder how long Peyton can hold his breath.....
Now heres an easy one. Theres definitely no racist intent here. He really does look like an angry gorilla.
Oh yes, lets all enjoy a good laugh at that one. Moving right along.
This is another pretty easy one. I mean, just based on height alone he gets the comparason.
Thats right big bird. "H" for Haynos. He's a big boy, just thinking about it really ruffles my feathers.
Now this has to be my favorite one. This player/ animal combo i think are very similar in looks and personality, lets see if you agree.
The laughing hyenas, isnt it fitting? Even though both are pretty mean, and respected in their natural environments, neither is exactly the top of the food chain.
Now this next guy is vicous, just like his animal counterpart.
Everytime Vontae Davis goes up for a ball, it reminds me of a pitbull hanging from a rope tied to a tree branch. He is gonna get it, and destroy it when he does. #21 is definitely a bad dog.
Now you guys should have seen this one coming.
Ok, that was too easy. Even though bender is not an animal, i had too. "Nuff said.
It just wouldnt be fun if i didnt take a shot at Rex Ryan. So ladies and gentlemen, last but not least.....
If only Rex was as funny or likeable as Peter Griffin. Although he makes us laugh, its usually for all the wrong reasons.
Thats all i got folks. If you guys have any funny look-a-likes feel free to post them in the comments.
Medics Out.
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this is funniest thing i hve evr seen
i culdnt stop laughing
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glad u like it
thanx man
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Funny shit especially Channing o brother that man can not shetup
i remember when i saw him in TC he would not stop talking until i just told him "Look J-Lo) he looked haha
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heres some more
http://priortothesnap.wordpress.com/2009/01/19/head-coach-look-alikes/
the pictures werent showing for me in this link for some reason, but they may for you
urs were funnier tho
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by jojo phin fan on Feb 8, 2010 11:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions
you couldn't START laughing?
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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 12, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
great comparisions :)
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absolutely hillarious
id love to see a side by side comparison of pat white and bambi
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very good timing for this
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by wild zion beaver on Feb 9, 2010 12:29 AM EST reply actions
peter, would shake his head
dont dis good ’ol pete like that.
starting the lagarret blount "you got knocked the F**k out" bandwagon
Peter's a pats fan
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hey flip your cousin looks like peyton lol
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by jojo phin fan on Feb 9, 2010 12:51 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
u should get ur thumb checked out
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all valid points mosul, but i didnt want to reuse old ideas.
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by Little Nicky 21 on Feb 9, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
You know he had to make it...
and I even gave you the 2.0 version. Just for you Nicky.
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by Mosul_DolFan on Feb 10, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha martinnnnn the flying squirrel
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by el presidente 00 on Feb 9, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
the hot dog king is acctuly out in front?
i’ve never seen 400 lbs. move that fast……
by wild zion beaver on Feb 13, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
LOL....
… I can’t believe you went with the Futurama robot… it’s not really an animal…
You could have gone so wicked on this idea, but I see your training (dicipline & bearing) kept you from it…
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i couldagone very low brow….but i figured i’d leave that up to you guys to do in the comments.
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hahahahaha this is awesome
rec’d
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that rates pretty high on the lol chart. =)
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lol great post
i see crowder more as a drunk lion.
ryan is more of a giant beach ball
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Ryan is more like a blue whale.
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he’s more of an obese pigeon
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
and goo 4 U Medic - it is great!
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
... he is the walrus...
coo coo kachu…
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by uncle finster on Feb 14, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
and Rex is about a billion miles from JL as is humanly possible!
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Oh wait, I forgot, that is Rex's waist size
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No kidding. Have you ever heard some of the shitty songs that Rex writes?
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by texascowpunk on Feb 14, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
no, I thought he just liked to star in obnoxious or scary pics
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Maybe thats it. I always get to two confused.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 14, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
awesome bro
hysterical
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