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Football Players Can Be Such Animals

 

(This is a repost , but with us having a bunch of new members and the first game still a few days away, i figured this could help pass some time and get a few laughs)


 Whats up everybody.  The last few weeks i have been having this strange image pop into my head.  For whatever reason,  whenever i see Peyton Manning,  i cant help but think of a Beluga whale.  Then after i googled a picture of a Beluga i realized they do look pretty similar.  So then i got to thinking,  what other NFL players look like animals?  So you guessed it,  i am doing a post about what animals i think certain players look like.  Now these comparasons may only be in my minds eye,  but heres how i see it.   

Star-divide

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I apologize for the terrible sizing of the pictures.  I wanted them to be side by side, but whatever deal with it.  Now dont tell me you dont see the resemblence!  I wonder how long Peyton can hold his breath.....

 

Now heres an easy one.  Theres definitely no racist intent here.  He really does look like an angry gorilla.

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Oh yes, lets all enjoy a good laugh at that one.  Moving right along. 

 

This is another pretty easy one.  I mean,  just based on height alone he gets the comparason.

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Thats right big bird.  "H" for Haynos.   He's a big boy, just thinking about it really ruffles my feathers. 

 

Now this has to be my favorite one.  This player/ animal combo i think are very similar in looks and personality, lets see if you agree.

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The laughing hyenas,  isnt it fitting?  Even though both are pretty mean,  and respected in their natural environments, neither is exactly the top of the food chain. 

Now this next guy is vicous,  just like his animal counterpart.    

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Everytime Vontae Davis goes up for a ball,  it reminds me of a pitbull hanging from a rope tied to a tree branch.  He is gonna get it, and destroy it when he does.  #21 is definitely a bad dog.

 

Now you guys should have seen this one coming.

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Ok, that was too easy.  Even though bender is not an animal, i had too.  "Nuff said.

 

 

It just wouldnt be fun if i didnt take a shot at Rex Ryan.  So ladies and gentlemen,  last but not least.....

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If only Rex was as funny or likeable as Peter Griffin.   Although he makes us laugh, its usually for all the wrong reasons. 

 

Thats all i got folks.  If you guys have any funny look-a-likes feel free to post them in the comments. 

 

Medics Out.

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this is funniest thing i hve evr seen

i culdnt stop laughing

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by flsportsfan on Feb 8, 2010 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

glad u like it

thanx man

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by MrMedic on Feb 8, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by flsportsfan on Feb 8, 2010 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Funny shit especially Channing o brother that man can not shetup

i remember when i saw him in TC he would not stop talking until i just told him "Look J-Lo) he looked haha

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by DPL3 Rollin on Feb 8, 2010 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

heres some more

http://priortothesnap.wordpress.com/2009/01/19/head-coach-look-alikes/

the pictures werent showing for me in this link for some reason, but they may for you
urs were funnier tho

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by flsportsfan on Feb 8, 2010 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

ah boo

i couldnt see the pictures either.

When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.

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by MrMedic on Feb 8, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Win

Search for “Looks like” on google and it brings up a great lil site

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by Farorefox on Feb 8, 2010 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

omg dude I couldnt start laughing

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by jojo phin fan on Feb 8, 2010 11:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

you couldn't START laughing?

u may want to get that checked out

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 12, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

great comparisions :)

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by Blaze453 on Feb 9, 2010 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

absolutely hillarious

id love to see a side by side comparison of pat white and bambi

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by jamesthefinfan on Feb 9, 2010 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

peter, would shake his head

dont dis good ’ol pete like that.

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by frostyphinfan on Feb 9, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Peter's a pats fan

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by Farorefox on Feb 9, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Brilliant.

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by Tunaflipper on Feb 9, 2010 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

hey flip your cousin looks like peyton lol

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by jojo phin fan on Feb 9, 2010 12:51 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

u should get ur thumb checked out

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by samdaman on Feb 10, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COUDL YOU NOT INCLUDE......

It could be for:

Or….. The 2.0 version….

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by Mosul_DolFan on Feb 9, 2010 9:20 AM EST reply actions  

lol

all valid points mosul, but i didnt want to reuse old ideas.

When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.

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by MrMedic on Feb 9, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOHOO FLYING SQUIRREL!!

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by Little Nicky 21 on Feb 9, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You know he had to make it...

and I even gave you the 2.0 version. Just for you Nicky.

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by Mosul_DolFan on Feb 10, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha martinnnnn the flying squirrel

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by el presidente 00 on Feb 9, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL....

… I can’t believe you went with the Futurama robot… it’s not really an animal…

You could have gone so wicked on this idea, but I see your training (dicipline & bearing) kept you from it…

This goooo to throw you over the top!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Feb 9, 2010 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

oh yeah

i couldagone very low brow….but i figured i’d leave that up to you guys to do in the comments.

When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.

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by MrMedic on Feb 9, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL No worries. Someone will take you up on that offer for sure!

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by texascowpunk on Feb 9, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Every time I see Vontae

His face looks more and more like a toad

by Dolphinole on Feb 9, 2010 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

hahahahaha this is awesome

rec’d

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by Little Nicky 21 on Feb 9, 2010 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

thanx nicky

When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.

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by MrMedic on Feb 9, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

dannnng unc

that rates pretty high on the lol chart. =)

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by MrMedic on Feb 14, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

lol great post

i see crowder more as a drunk lion.

ryan is more of a giant beach ball

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by samdaman on Feb 10, 2010 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Ryan is more like a blue whale.

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by Patssuck456 on Feb 12, 2010 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

no, blue whales are too smart

he’s more of an obese pigeon

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by samdaman on Feb 14, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I see Rex as a beached sperm whale!

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

and goo 4 U Medic - it is great!

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

thanx!

When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.

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by MrMedic on Feb 14, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

... he is the walrus...

coo coo kachu…

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by Alpha6 on Feb 14, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

and Rex is about a billion miles from JL as is humanly possible!

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh wait, I forgot, that is Rex's waist size

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

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by samdaman on Feb 15, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding. Have you ever heard some of the shitty songs that Rex writes?

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by texascowpunk on Feb 14, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

no, I thought he just liked to star in obnoxious or scary pics

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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 14, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe thats it. I always get to two confused.

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by texascowpunk on Feb 14, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

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by samdaman on Feb 15, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome bro

hysterical

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