Fishing For News
Welcome to another bi-weekly installment of FFN, Its been a busy week what with the Senior Bowl and ProBowl ending, not to mention the Big Game this week, Oh and then there was the season premiere of Lost, and it was awesome. Anyway lets get to it.
Miami Dolphins.com
- Aponte named as Sr VP of FO. Apparently she knows the ins and outs of the cap really well.
- Vontae Davis and Nate Garner visit the troops at the Homestead Base.
- Great read about Marino and Manning's friendship.
- Interview with Vic Carruci.
- Listen to Dolphins Tonight here.
Miami Herald:
- Armando's buddy recaps the Senior Bowl.
- He also takes a look behind the scenes of the Peezy Drama.
- Sure why the hell not? Keep teaching the Robot. CP10 would be the the best back up QB in the league.
- 'Mando's boy takes a look at OG, I think the RG position is still shaky, what about you?
- I got such a kick out of this article I decided to break it down a bit.
Keep in mind that Miami has the same traffic laws as the rest of the United States; the difference is that nobody here obeys them. The main expressways are Interstate 95 and the Palmetto; do not use these unless you are an experienced fighter pilot.
This is true, No one down here can drive worth a shit, anyone who can has obviously made some sort of pact with the devil. Now for my favorite part:
To get to the game, simply ask any Miami resident for directions to ``Sun Life Stadium'' and you will be rewarded with a blank stare, because until about 15 minutes ago it was officially named ``Land Shark Stadium.'' It has also been officially named ``Dolphins Stadium,'' ``Pro Player Stadium,'' ``Joe Robbie Stadium,'' ``McDonald's Value Meal Stadium,'' ``Toilet Duck Stadium,'' ``The Law Offices of Leonard A. Tortmonger and Associates Stadium,'' and ``Jason Whiffenberger's Bar Mitzvah Stadium.'' The largest cash business in South Florida is selling the naming rights to this stadium. For the right price, you can name it after yourself, but only until another buyer comes along, because it is not a faithful stadium. It's the 10-dollar hooker of stadiums.
Can we plaese just rename it Joe Robbie Stadium? Thats what everyone calls it now anyway.
Sun-Sentinel:
- Miles Austin has connections to SFL.
- Guess who has high praise for Smith and Davis? Now if only all Jets players were that classy.
- Ask Mike about Tebow, Dan Williams and other stuff.
- JT Q and A, he sets the record straight about him and Joey.
- Randall Hill is a badass.
- So why doesnt Peyton Manning like coming out of games? Because we busted his jaw.
- Sean Payton's relationship with the Miami Dolphins.
Palm Beach Post:
- The most well said thing ever said by Don Shula.
- Captain Obvious is here guys!
- Dan the Man thinks Ginn is a valuable asset to this team.
- Vontae Davis and Ronnie are healing nicely. It seems Ronnie's contract status goes as the CBA goes, if there is no new CBA than he's a Dolphin, if there is he is a FA. This may very well come down to the 11th Hour.
ESPN:
- Enjoy Oakland douchebag.
- Did I mention he's an asshole?
- Guess who outperformed the Douche-Hole?
- Polite, DC$, Ginn, Long, and Carey all made TG's All AFCE Team.
Around the Interwebs:
- Miles Austin is intrgued by the thoughts of Free Agency.
- Coach Shula gets a new statue and an award named after him.
- Chad Henne will be on the Rachel Ray show. His recipe is on the link and yes this is newsworthy.
- Miami Dolphins Team Report.
- Not Fins Related but FO is just awesome.
- Just in case you forgot what a capless FA period would be like.
What are the fans saying?
- Thoughts on the East-West Shrine Game.
- Notes on the Senior Bowl.
- Fans Discuss Kiper's Grade A Draft.
- This guy thinks we need an in-house solution to our Safety issues.
- A member of FN got to ask a very intresting question to Bill Parcells, and FN breaks down its awesomeness.
- Fin Fans agree, Buh-Bye Asshole.
- A very good Breakdown of Ted Ginn.
- Here are your Top 5 FA Safeties.
- Now this is an intresting rumor.
Mock Drafts and other Draft stuff:
- A list of those who were risers at the Senior Bowl.
- Dexter McCluster Interview. I nearly typed that as Sexter, No homo.
- A review of the Senior Bowl. I'm suprised he didnt put Gilyard on there after his gameday performance.
- A little old, but a look at the top prospects from the Senior Bowl.
- Here's a Mock from PS.
- Say Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
- Mock Offseason/Mock Draft.
- Quick 4 round Mock.
- A 6 round Mock Draft.
- A 3 round Mock and the top 300.
That about wraps up this week of FFN, I hope you all enjoy Super Bowl weekend and if you are down here drive sober and stay safe. And in keeping with the Lost reference in the introduction, I give you the single reason why you should follow Lost if you ahvent done so (even if you are kind of mind-raped by not following the plot from before.)
Evangeline Lily:
Oh and my predictions for the game this sunday? Saints over Colts 37-31. Brees is named Super Bowl MVP.
Oh and my predictions for the Super Bowl? Saints 37 Colts 31.
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/drools over E, Liliy
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by Farorefox on Feb 4, 2010 3:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhhhhhhhoooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Dam she’s hot!!!
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
by Weecho85 on Feb 4, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha!!!!
well that’s what the game madden think’s rite down to the mvp!!!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 4, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also, on the Herald'
JP must go and Crowder need to go too!
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/football/story/1460091.html
I will see the Dolphins win a SUPER BOWL before i die(22 years and counting)
by Aleta on Feb 4, 2010 5:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I like that chair.
Needs a little love, though.
FN got his question in cuz Tuna saw it as good filler that he could answer less real questions.
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by Tunaflipper on Feb 4, 2010 6:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
+1
how nasty would it be id that rumor about marshall for ginn and a 2nd is true?
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by finzrule on Feb 4, 2010 7:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
that would be nice if it was true.
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
by Weecho85 on Feb 4, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that breakdown of Ginn was really good.
So basically Ginn is lazy and forgets to run the routes correctly. He also isn’t smart enough to know when to hall ass or when slow down to stay in a zone to get the ball. He also forgets to try and catch the ball with his hands, instead he tries to catch the ball with his body. Moreover, he forgets what foot to plant when he is running a route. So with all that being said it sounds like he has a lot of fundamentals he needs to fix. How he made it this long on this team with those problems is beyond me. But knowing this and knowing those fundamentals can be fixed what will Ginn do? Will he fix it? Since Sparano, Parcells, and Ireland like Ginn, he must do well in practice with the coaches there, but forgets to do it in the game. He really needs a veteran WR to show him how to do all those things. Or maybe we need a better WR coach. But when we will get a #1 WR nobody knows.
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
by Weecho85 on Feb 4, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It would tie in with the fact that he has a learning disability.
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by Patssuck456 on Feb 4, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
auto rec
didnt even read the articles yet.
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
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by MrMedic on Feb 4, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
awesome
and better evangeline lilly pic

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 5, 2010 4:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is it me..
or does it look like BM hit her in the head?
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by Farorefox on Feb 5, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BM?
-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon
- Pray for the victims and their families of the Haiti earthquake
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 5, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Marshall
lol.. Messed up.
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by Dave.Phuller on Feb 7, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
that flew completely over my head…hahaha that’s hilarious
-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon
- Pray for the victims and their families of the Haiti earthquake
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 7, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BM?
For every woman masturbating right now, there is a guy masturbating while imagining that woman masturbate.
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by Patssuck456 on Feb 5, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I dont think she can take a bad photo.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 5, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol true
she has such a great body
-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon
- Pray for the victims and their families of the Haiti earthquake
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 5, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So, so true!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 5, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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