THIS is friggin FUNNY!
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 25, 2010 11:14 PM EST
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This bit is not football related, but the entire article on The Uncapped Season (linked here) is a really good read. Saw it over at Battle Red Blog.
HOWEVER, this first part had me cracking up, so I thought I would share it here.
Funny Stuff! Kudos MDC!
=)
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The Uncapped Season, Collective Bargaining, and You
by MDC on Feb 23, 2010 7:00 AM PST 
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In what I hope is more an indictment of the Arkansas public education system than the state's legal system, there's currently a local attorney running a commercial for people who have been in an auto accident with a "big rig" (his term, not mine). This would not be noteworthy at all were it not for the commercial starting with this little gem:
Weight plus speed equals force.
I was reading and just using the TV as background noise when this nugget of genius aired. I snapped to attention -- I have radar for this kind of stuff -- and rewound the DVR. I had to make sure I'd heard correctly. Once I stopped laughing, I decided I would email the offending attorney. My email read:
Subject: Physics fail
Unless the laws of physics are different in Arkansas, which would actually not surprise me, weight plus speed doesn't equal force. In fact, it doesn't equal anything other than the sum of two numbers. (Though I suppose you call this sum "weightspeed" if you really wanted to.) Force is mass times acceleration, chief. I would hope that, at the very least, the significance of multiplication versus addition in this equation would be evident.
Maybe next time, you could take three seconds and Google "formula for Force" before you go on camera. Or you could just wing it, I suppose. I look forward to hearing how the Law of Conservation of Linear Momentum means that people are sure to die if a tractor-trailer hits their automobile in a straight line.
Yours,
MDC
Shockingly, I did not receive a reply.
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lol
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Nice... and this article isn't about Gerbil being a beast!
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by Choose your screen name: on Feb 25, 2010 11:35 PM EST reply actions
I would have appreciated this much more if I hadn't been doing physics for the past three hours
The Post W'Rec'ker
by Choose your screen name: on Feb 25, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
did u just forget to type a screen name?
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LOL Sam makes a funny!
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by texascowpunk on Feb 26, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
no man, Sam's serious
that makes it funnier
;-)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Everything about Sam is funny!
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by texascowpunk on Feb 26, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
roflmao
At both of the above two comments…..
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by Kevin Nogle on Feb 26, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
i was serious
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LOL
i really like you dude! you are pretty cool =)
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
thanks, ur cool too
equally no homo
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by texascowpunk on Feb 26, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
No. Just taking the mandatory shot at Sam.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 27, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
i know u are but what am i
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by texascowpunk on Feb 27, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
i know u are but what am i
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Wow, your retorts just become more and more clever.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 27, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
thank you :-)
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Did you miss the sarcasm there?
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by texascowpunk on Feb 28, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Did you?
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by uncle finster on Feb 28, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
LOL Oh no!
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by texascowpunk on Feb 28, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
no, i just responded with equal sarcasm
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Well... at first I couldn't think of a name.. Then I had an epiphany and chose this name.
I just can’t seem to remember what my inspiration was though.
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by Choose your screen name: on Feb 26, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
It sounds as if lack of inspiration was your inspiration!
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by texascowpunk on Feb 26, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
... and do you see a post and wreck it?
Is this your job?
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
... aren't there better ways to bring down a goal post?
Like a crane or somethin?
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hmmm.... yeah, sometimes those things just hit you out of the blue
and then you can’t retrace your train of thought….
i guess we will never know…. probably something very obscure
=)
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Shockingly it is noted
that the laws of speed, weight, force, are subjected to one thery & relativity. are force minus gravity with popultion+ distance=speed the hypothisis wood seam slim to neil!
ps. REC’D
by wild zion beaver on Feb 25, 2010 11:37 PM EST reply actions
I like this one better
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by Choose your screen name: on Feb 26, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
lmao
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Excellent MDC, excellent!!!
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That guy is high if he thinks there will be a new CBA in time to avoid the uncapped year.
Referencing the last extension as some level of proof is disregarding the facts. Different issues apply here where last time everyone was more or less happy with the status quo. The guy seems well informed but this is a major swing and a miss IMO.
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he didn't say that
he was just stating that it was technically not correct to say it was already decided.
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
And yet we all know whats going to happen.
I mean the guy was trying to make the argument that it was still possible when he referenced the previous time. But a good understanding of the issues on the table would tell you that it is in fact impossible.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 26, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I was on board with what he was trying to say until he made the argument.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 26, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
Is it me or do the bloggers over there gooo each others comments for just three or four words?
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Jest fans goo posts over at GGN if there are at least 2 coherent words together in the post,
since we all know that they are all graduates of ivy league schools! (you know the one – Momma’s Pre-K Play School)
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by wild zion beaver on Feb 26, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
i didn't know they could read sentences that long....
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
they cannot, that's why it only takes 2 coherent words to get a rec at GGN -
those 2 words are – Jests suck!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaa!
ps. send them sum picture’s huh!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 26, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
like i said
i didn’t know they could read sentences as long a two whole words. =)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
old beatle baily comic but this is highly sufistcated stuff
by wild zion beaver on Feb 26, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
i here they hire there mass transit personel from south florida?
any one is this true???
by wild zion beaver on Feb 26, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Just for the record...
Weight is a force (mass of object x downward acceleration of gravity….on Earth mass and weight have becone interchangable…), in and of itself.
So…if the speed is 0, maybe W + v = F is a correct formula????? But, that wouldn’t make for a very good lawsuit.
“Your honor, my client got hit by a 80,000 lbs “big rig” going 0 mph. It was ugly…"
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He's somewhat close to momentum actually...
Momentum is mass * velocity. (p=mv) If he was doing Mosul said and equating weight and mass, then he could be talking about momentum. However, he most likely didn’t know what he was talking about and threw some terms together to sound smart. As a guy with a Physics degree, this makes me cringe!
don't make excuses for him.....
this → w+s=f – is just plain silly.
As MCD says, even if you give him the benefit of the doubt and equate “weight” as being the same as “mass” (which it’s not), and “speed” with “acceleration” (which it’s not), how do you get around the addition rather than the multiplication??? =)
anyone knows that W+S=WS ;-)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I'm not...
I was just giving some clarification to anyone interested. Too many people get force and momentum and work confused anyway. I said the guy just threw together some terms to try and sound smart.
The only thing I hate worse is when people say “heat rises”. Heat energy moves from an area of more energy to less energy, not just “up”. Its because people refer to hot air as heat, but it still pisses me off. Yes, hot air rises. Don’t call it heat. Heat is something different. Chalk it up to the education system.
I chalk it up
to people who dont pay attention in school. These are the same people that take on careers in undesirable fields….so I guess it catches up with them. Except for maybe Will Hunting, that is. LOL
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hey I was taught in my middle school Heat rises
I just learned something new about the difference between hot air and heat. I don’t like that statement:
I chalk it up
to people who dont pay attention in school. These are the same people that take on careers in undesirable fields
Because I’m bettering myself now by going to college. Theres a lot of stuff that the Florida Public school system didn’t teach me.
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Are you saying being a Barber is an undesirable field?
Because if so, I got a bunch of barber friends that would like to talk with you.
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He needs a haircut anyway...........
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its true
its true
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did you hear me say that?
I simply stated those that pay attention or better themselves by going to college generally dont take on jobs that might not be desired. Do you think the guy that cleans up dog crap in the park really wanted to do that for the rest of his life?
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thats what he gets for not bettering himself
and yea I did hear you say that. This is exactly what you said before:
I chalk it up
to people who dont pay attention in school. These are the same people that take on careers in undesirable fields….so I guess it catches up with them. Except for maybe Will Hunting, that is. LOL
then you said this:
I simply stated those that pay attention or better themselves by going to college generally dont take on jobs that might not be desired.
Now I’m no genius but looks like to different statements to me. Now I took offense to the way you said it the first time because I payed attention in school and I didn’t learn there was a difference between heat and hot air.
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lol
no man, simmer down
I wasnt referencing the hot air, was talking about the idiot lawyer and his statement…my bad it if was worded poorly
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lol I simmered down after the second statement once it was cleared up what you ment
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OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
no worries
we are still totally cool bro
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i didn't go to college and i still don't pick up dog crap for a living
i do it for free because my wife makes me…. stupid dogs…
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
LOL... whipped... LOL
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Owned!
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by texascowpunk on Feb 27, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
and
why would being a barber be an undesirable field?
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because I'm a barber
and it sounded like you were saying my little knowledge of heat and hot air and not paying attention in school, meant I would have an undesirable job.
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Pilot of the CJ SPILLER cobra helicopter
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
I dont think being a barber is undesirable
lots of people even go to school to become barbers, I have a couple in my family even
bad wording on my part
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lol all good now, simple misunderstanding.
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I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
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Pilot of the CJ SPILLER cobra helicopter
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
its all good brotha
bad wording on my part, jumping to a conclusion on yours
cooler heads always prevail, we are still cool man
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lol exactly
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilot of the CJ SPILLER cobra helicopter
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
my barber is one of my best friends
and he’s a big guy, u dont wanna mess with him
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I could use a trim
but aint flyin to florida for it.
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i live in NY
any closer?
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In NY, trim means something else....
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no, its the same
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Some things are universal.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 28, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
HAHAHA!
Great find LCFF! That is too funny. This lawyer must have went to the same math class as deuce black did…or maybe they both just skipped class all together! I would love to see this lawyers theory of kinetic energy, LOL.
-lol the cop yells something like "guttenhiemerschnitzel!!" and the dog hears "kill the guy with the hat on!!"
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I'm glad you thought it was a funny as I did
i was beginning to think I am the only one who watches “big bang theory” ;-)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
no I thought it was pretty funny too
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilot of the CJ SPILLER cobra helicopter
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
me too!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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How is Foot Pounds of Energy calculated?
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my foot hits you in the butt
the energy transfers from my leg to my foot and to your gluteus maximus, thus lifting you up into the atmosphere (O2), LOL
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damn! i was gonna say that!!!!
=)
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
For informing you two of the school systems....
The formula is Energy = Weight times Velocity Squared divided by 450395 (fixed constant).
LOL
So there.
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 26, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
gotta be quick on the draw!
-lol the cop yells something like "guttenhiemerschnitzel!!" and the dog hears "kill the guy with the hat on!!"
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lmao I haven't seen that toon in a long ass time.
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-lol the cop yells something like "guttenhiemerschnitzel!!" and the dog hears "kill the guy with the hat on!!"
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that is hilarious!
god i bet that attorney is shooting him self in the foot over and over again. lmao!
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hahahahahahaha, your all a bunch of dumb asses because you don't understand context, lol,
I was gonna leave this alone but what the heck.
Context people, you fell into the same trap that MDC did, in fact he led you into it, that comment was not made in a vacuum, it refers to a context, and I’m sure that if you watched the commercial there was even visual aids;
weight=tractor trailer, speed=going down the highway, and even the simplest of physicists can comprehend that a
tractor trailer going down the highway generates an incredible amount of force.
So therefor, weight +speed = force in this context.
All things must be taken in the context that they were given, this was not a dissertation on physics, lol, it was a commercial for an ambulance chaser who specializes in big rig accidents, hahahahahaha which is pretty funny in and of itself.
Like when Starks tried to run over a cop in his big rig, lol.
Starks = big rig
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no he didn’t, he caught it at the highest point at which “he” could catch it, its highest point was the middle of the arc of the pass and he would have to have jumped 20 feet in the air perhaps, lol, its all about context.
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by uncle finster on Feb 27, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
it doesn't mean he went up and caught it at the top of the arc???
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 27, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Except for Noah.
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by uncle finster on Feb 27, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
LOL!!! context!!!
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by uncle finster on Feb 27, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
uhhh, i still dont get it
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by texascowpunk on Feb 28, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
yea, i'll stop
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Context is overlooked often around here.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 27, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions
dude, i understand what he was trying to say. always did.
but that doesn’t change the fact that it is friggin funny!
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Feb 27, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
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