Report: Dolphins CB Will Allen arrested for DUI
A source has confirmed to ProFootballTalk that Dolphins CB Will Allen has been arrested for driving under the influence in Miami last night.
The information initially came from a tipster who says that Allen was driving a Ferrari (his pet name for it possibly is "Lockout Fund").
As we hear it, Allen was arrested without being pulled over; he was waiting in traffic and making a ruckus and police who came to his vehicle determined Allen was possibly under the influence.
This comes less than a week after Allen declared that he will start next year, telling the media they can "put that wherever you want."
But for Will, this would be the second time - assuming it's accurate - that he has had legal issues while a member of the Dolphins. Back in the spring of 2008, Allen was involved in some kind of altercation over money that may or may not have resulted in Will pulling a gun in a Bed, Bath & Beyond parking lot.
It'll be interesting to see how this front office now handles Will's latest incident - assuming it did indeed happen as reported by PFT.
**Update: The spokesperson for the Miami Beach Police is confirming Allen's arrest. As of this afternoon, Allen is actually still in police custody. Allen was arrested at around 3:30 am today with a blood alcohol level of 0.152 - almost double the legal limit of 0.8. And here's Allen's beautiful mug shot. Awesome.
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i'll disagree there
Tony McDaniel is still around after his alleged domestic violence issue a few weeks back. Randy Starks is still here despite his legal issue last summer.
yeah look at Starks he had a very nice season.
Maybe allen and mcdaniel, and whoever else gets arrested will have a good season.
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I don’t know if it’s easy to jsut chop a guy for a run-in with the law. I remember it used to be hard and then it didn’t seem like the Players Association would put up a fight when it happened.
I’m sure if the case was that serious the Fins would take faster action but as it stands I think it would hurt the team even more to just dump these guys.
Who knows, maybe this is the nudge they needed to ship him elsewhere. I will say that this is probably the first case where someone might have some interest in trading for him.
by special agent wildcat on Feb 20, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
yea, and davone bess has a criminal record, too
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I've always wondered where fans got the
“no tolerance” feel for this Front Office.
Its more accurately.
“No Tolerance for average to below average players”
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really, will, really?
well, hopefully he still has some trade value left in him…
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I wonder how much luggage a Ferrari holds...
… as he drives it out-of-town…
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not much (I have owned 5 of them over the years)
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dude.
OK. Spill the models out… Boxer? Testarossa? GT? Spider?
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why would you own five over the years
(unless you still have them)?
They’re an investment.
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until the economy takes a dump and your business along with it
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Actually they are not a good investment generally speaking. Besides I bought them to drive
not to sit in the garage and look pretty!
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
wow...
I had alot of respect for him. Must have been drinking alot, figuring he won’t start next year…sigh
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dui
dui sitting at a stop light…sounds like he may be able to beat the charge with a good lawyer…i guess will is the only player that drinks alcohol…which sadly to say is legal in this country, but not rickys choice of party material…double standards by our great country…u can drink alcohol, which is man made, but don’t smoke mother nature….talk about big business influence…politics
i no butneither are good for you.
Although weed is not as bad for you than smoking cigs. None of the above are any good for you.
The only wisdom is the knowledge that you don't know.
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Weed is a lot worse than smoking cigarettes...
are you serious?
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yes scientific studies have proven it true
they put actual poisons into cigs, while there are none in all naturalweed, called hashish. You can’t OD on weed unless you smoke more than your body weight in under an hour. Cigs will give cancer a lot quicker than hashish will.
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On the Draft Hernandez in 2nd Bandwagon.
Your half right but hashish is not natural but something that is processed out of the
cannabis plant. Heres an article for you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashish
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ummm..... actually its the other way around.
Marijuana, Hashish, Cannabis contribute to lung cancer faster than Tobacco smoke. 3-4 joints are equivalent to 20+ cigarettes in the damage it does to your lungs. And while marijuana smoke doesn’t have the additional toxins put into it, it actually has a higher % of some of the toxins. Recent studies show that long term marijuana smokers face a much more rapid destruction of the lungs (by up to 20 years faster for long term smokers).
There have also been numerous studies that show cannabis actually can damage your DNA which passes down to your offspring.
Science has repeatedly proven these facts, time and time again, I’ve always been amazed by the people who argue against it.
Feel free to reference one of the many, MANY accepted papers on the subject:
Evaluation of the DNA Damaging Potential of Cannabis Cigarette Smoke by the Determination of Acetaldehyde Derived N2-Ethyl-2′-deoxyguanosine Adducts. Chemical Research in Toxicology, 2009; 22 (6):
Blackwell Publishing. “Marijuana Smokers Face Rapid Lung Destruction — As Much As 20 Years Ahead Of Tobacco Smokers.” ScienceDaily 27 January 2008. 21 February 2010 <http://www.sciencedaily.com /releases/2008/01/080123104017.htm>.
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Sure if you smoke it. Not all people do.
Anything smoked is going to be terrible for your health. Debating the differences are a waste of time.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
well said lol
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by el presidente 00 on Feb 21, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
While it may be more harmful...
You don’t smoke it near as much as you smoke cigarettes… I smoke both and I might go through 2-4 grams a day compared to the two and a half packs of cigarettes I smoke a day… in the end I think the cigarettes are more harmful in the long run…. Either way it’s a pointless debate…
It's better to keep your mouth shut and make people think your dumb, then to open it and remove all doubt..
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by BamaPhinzFan on Feb 21, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
This is actually true. Their are also other issues that are not taken in to the
equation.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
He wont beat it because he was sitting stopped at a light. You can be charged with a DWI
sitting in an idol car if you have the keys in the ignition. Now the basis on what the charged him ala blood alcohol level, ect… can be challenged.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Settle down Pauli Shore....
There is no double standard.
One is ILLEGAL, the other is not.
If you can differentiate the difference between pot and alcohol’s effect on the body, then you are smoking too much of your product.
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Im no sure how it is down in Florida, but here in Maine you can be charged with OUI (DUI)
Even if you just come out of a club (or wherever you were drinking) and sit beind your wheel of your car! Keys out or not. You can also be charged with OUI if you are riding a freaking bicycle! or a LAWN MOWER on your OWN property !
Its freaking insane! I personally am not a big drinker.. I was drunk one time last year.. lol But I feel some of these laws are nuts! HOWEVER, if he was behind the wheeel of a vehicle that was in traffic (or even running at all) and was above the limit, he should be arrested.
Kinda sucks, I like Allen for the most part as a player and would like to see him stay here.
Henne is the QB of the Miami Dolphins. Good.
Trade Brown? Are you smoking crack?
Hartline will be the Dolphins #2 for years to come. Kid has IT
We need this pass D to STEP THE F UP and do what they get paid to do!
We dont need a 30+ receiver we need younger, Bowe or Marshall will do fine
In Florida you can do whatever you want on private property.
I asked a cop and he said that as long as you are on your own property, you can be wasted spinning doughnuts and it is legal.
Dolphins and Gators baby!
Thats true in some states.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
In regards to his comment last week....
I guess it will be Vontae Davis and Sean Smith as our starting corners next season.
by usualsuspect609 on Feb 20, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Thats probably what he said to himself this morning when he woke up in a cell.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Its too something but I would not say too soon is your issue.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
I was trying to throw in some red vs blue in there
but seriously, out of all the people he knows and teammates he has.. he couldnt call someone? or hail a cab?
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Yeah. He made a stupid mistake. He also has to know that driving the kind of
car he does only attracts the attention of the police as well.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
sean smith and vonte davis
are the starters next year no matter what
sean and vonte are the new age sam madison and patric surtain
the gr8 1
Wow his bond is only 1K and no one has bailed him out yet?
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Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
Its not him. Someone has to show up to bail him out.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
... he has no friends... hahahahahahah
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Guys with that much money always have "friends"!
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
... because they pay, not because his "friends" pay... hahahahahah
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bail
bail is 1000, but i think you only need 10%, which would be a meager c-note…im sure he has that on his person
In FL you can bail yourself out with money on you when busted!
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Can you use a credit card?
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by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
nope, nothing that was on you when busted can be used
kinda BS don’t ya think?
A friend of mine was arrested for failure to appear, bail was $600, he had it in cash on him and I STILL had to go bail him out with $600 of mine!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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.... heh heh heh, did you get your money back..?
giggle…
Wait. What-the-hell. You own five Ferrari’s.
Wait. Livin in Florida… Five Ferrari’s… bailing out “friends” who fail to appear…
Lucy! There’s somethin fishy goin on ’round hee-ah..!
[said in a singing voice] maybe “friend” is a connection…
LOL!
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I don't own 5 Ferrari's now - have owned them off & on over the last 13 years
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
off right now
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Thats how it is in most states but he said that was not true in Fl.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
sorry - misspoke TCP - see below
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
or miswrote as may be the case!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
LOL Yeah. I have done that on here a few time.
Amazing how one missed word changes the whole meaning.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
can NOT bail self out is what I meant to say
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh. That makes more sense as thats they way it is everywhere else.
Stupid rule by the way. I guess you could give your CC info to the bondsman if you knew it by heart and get out that way if you had no one that you knew in a city.
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"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
true
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
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by PhinsTifosi on Feb 21, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Not only that he has to sober up enough to leave.
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Way to go
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This will be a dead issue in a couple months,
and I can’t see this having any impact on whether he stays or goes, he’ll get some heat about it now though.
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shit happens
at least he didnt go home and beat up his ole lady !!! maybe a good thing he didnt make it home !!! lol
Driving in a Ferrari doesn't exactly make you invisible...
… at 3:30 in the morning… heh heh heh
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at any time of day!
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I'm sorry but I have no respect
for somebody who gets in the car with any type of alcohol in there system. I have seen way to many friends throw there lives away because of that shit. Moreover, seeing a family in so much pain because a drunk person killed there son. So, I hope he gets the maximum punishment he can get.
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He wont and all you can hope is that he learns a lesson from this and never makes this
mistake again.
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"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I know and thats the part that sucks the most.
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilot of the CJ SPILLER cobra helicopter
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
I can live with anyone that makes a mistake if the learn from it and make a mends
for their mistake.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
yea I hope he does learn his lesson.
THE TYLER THIGPEN BAND-WAGON
I'M DRIVING IT WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP ON?!?!?!?!
With the #12 pick in the 2010 Draft the Miami Dolphins pick ...... CJ SPILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilot of the CJ SPILLER cobra helicopter
OOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S AHHHHH(crowd yelling at kickoff!!!)
Amen!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 20, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Is Florida an anabuse state?
I know that in most counties in Indiana if you get a DUI now, they put you on anabuse. Which basically makes you sick anytime you drink alcohol, put on cologne, eat anything cooked in cooking sherry etc…..
A lot of states have adopted it….but didn’t know if Florida was one of them. I know in some counties in Florida they can confiscate your car and it becomes the property of the state if you use it in the act of a felony (including felony DUI)…..
If this post contains no substance, just assume that my answer is Brandon Marshall. Pay the 1st and 3rd, get the proven guy, and don't worry about that position for the next decade.
I thought anabuse was when you hit a girl named Anne...?
wut?
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I dont know. I live in Texas and based on his BAC he would be at
felony level and could probably plead down but would still have to have the deal you have to blow in to to start your car installed for the next few years. Here that is.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
2x legal limit is felony level in a few states I think...
Not sure about Florida….but I was thinking Florida was very strict on drunk driving (depending on the county anyway)
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I am sure we will soon find out.
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"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Way to go Will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With all the selfishness in pro sports, it’s finally great to hear a heart-warming story like this…..WIll Allen should be a shoe-in for the Walter Payton man of the year award!!!!
OH CRAP, i read the wrong article, my bad
elevator prison slippers
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... jacked-up?
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charges will never stand
I’m a cop and if the report is accurate on how and why he was pulled over, these charges will prob be dropped some time soon. He was stopped/ approached illegally, it doesn’t matter what his alcohol level is if he isn’t observed breaking a traffic law. From the sounds of this unless the officers were conducting a 100% checkpoint at that traffic light or somehow can explain how he was doing something illegal at the traffic light this incident will never go to court. Also this won’t effect if he will start or not, he will start. Besides DUI’s in the NFL are about as common as a good gibril Wilson tackle… about one every 4-5 weeks.
I think you're being a bit too generous on the 4-5 weeks...
I don’t think he made a good tackle that often!
I'd hate to disagree with you officer
But, it should like he was drawing attention to himself
he was waiting in traffic and making a ruckus
If he was honking, yelling, or what not, police have every reason to go over to his vehicle.
…
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... it's also called discovery
while “looking into” the rukus…
Allen was already stopped. Approached by LE is not illegal. Asking ‘what seems to be the problem sir’ is not illegal. Smelling a distillery when Allen answered…… ah, there’s the problem…
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Yup, its those tricky questions they ask :)
“Is everything okay?”
now, for some reason the average person fears for their soul and immediately spills out “Yes officer, I’m just waiting for so and so, I drove here from the mall, and my sister just had a baby, and ……” in other words they speak a novel.
when the correct answer is.
“Yes, Thank You”
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Except that does not work when your making a ruckus at a stop light.
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by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
(movie quote trivia time)
“What was that Ruckus?”
“Uh, what ruckus? "
" I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus."
“Could you describe the ruckus, sir? "
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Update on his ruckus
“Allen was arrested at 3:37 AM Saturday morning after asking a police officer to let him drive his Lamborghini through a posted road work sign, rather than taking the posted detour route. When officers told Allen the road ahead was closed, the cornerback reportedly responded: “You don’t understand, I gotta get through.”
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Oh my! So basically if he had just followed some simple orders from Johnny law
he probably gets away without an issue. Well as high as his BAC was maybe its a good thing that he screwed himself at the roadblock and did not go out and kill himself or worse someone else.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
This is true.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
I just don’t get it. I mean is it that fricking hard to stay out of trouble with the law. The NFL is full of people like this and I just want to know why we completely tolerate it ! Shame on us for saying this behavior is okay. These guys got so much money yet they drive intoxicated. Is it that fricking hard to find a designated driver with cash flow like will probably has???? I don’t think so !!!!!
Jimbo
Theres a lot of truth in what you say and yet I fear some things will never change!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 21, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
crazy shit happens at bed bath and beyond… especially that beyond section O.O
Vince Wilfork Bandwagon Driver
and definately do not forget that bed section!
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