'The Matty Awards' - Unveiling the winners, part 2
by Matty I on Feb 16, 2010 11:07 PM EST
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The next six awards and their winners are after the jump. And note that all of these awards had between 225 and 275 votes each.
The Brandon London Bandwagon Award - given to the blogger who started the most ridiculous and hilarious player bandwagon. Bonus Points for a creative nickname.
And 'The Matty' goes to...
Uncle finster for the Cameron Wake bandwagon, known as the "BandWaken" - receiving 22% of the vote. Heater OsE and his "Draft Vontae Davis bandwagon" was 2nd.
This is uncle finster's first 'Matty Award.'
The Joey Porter SLAP of the Year Award - given to the blogger with the best smackdown of an opposing blogger.
And 'The Matty' goes to...
The entire Phinsider community for all of our many "smackdowns" of Jets fans that infested this site at times in 2009.
The Ted Ginn Punching Bag Award – given to the blogger who tends to be everybody else’s punching bag.
And 'The Matty' goes to...
Samdaman - with 31% of the vote. Little Nicky 21 was 2nd.
This is samdaman's first 'Matty Award.'
The Cameron Wake Crossing the Border Award – given to the best blogger whose permanent residence is outside the United States and its territories.
And 'The Matty' goes to...
MauMontaV5 - with 61% of the vote. AussieKen was 2nd.
This is MauMontaV5's third career award.
The Channing Crowder Lost In Translation Award - given to the blogger who has best overcome the language barrier between their first language and the English language.
And 'The Matty' goes to...
Aleta - with 51% of the vote. FinsFromBrazil was 2nd.
This is Aleta's first 'Matty Award.'
The Bryan Cox Award - given to the most passionate/borderline psychotic blogger.
And 'The Matty' goes to...
Ohiofinfan4life - with 56% of the vote. Rzayo24 was 2nd.
This is Ohiofinfan4life's second award.
Congrats to these six winners!
But don't forget, there are still more to come - including the Hall of Fame announcement.
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First!
and congrats to all – winners and all nominees!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes or Rolando McClain at 12th pick bandwagon
Engineer of the Sign Dansbury, Boldin, and JT Train!
wow way to go Sammy! lol
and everybody else. congrats all!!
Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Four 2008/2009 Matty Awards
LN21 and MHTD - Goin Commando
Piloting the Lead Chopper in the CJ "the Thriller" Spiller SpillWagon Helicopter Fleet
by Little Nicky 21 on Feb 16, 2010 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Thanks a lot guys. Last year these awards meant a lot to me
because I was voted by my fellow fans, and as Matty always says: thats a great honor. However this year I’m being recognized by my friends – because that’s really what you guys have become – and that tops everything else.
Special thanks to Finster, Alpha and Neo.
And the rest of the gang. You know who you are ha.
Congrats guys!
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
Congrats to everybody
And to you too, Mau. You deserved that one.
Matty likes copping out, eh? ;) Just kidding man haha. Slapping Jets is too fun to let just one person master it..
2009 Unofficial "The Phinsider" (Phinaddict's League) Fantasy Baseball League Champion
Driver of the "Draft Micah Johnson and 'Reverend' Darryl Sharpton with a 3rd and 4th round pick in 2010" Bandwagon. Prices and participation may vary.
lol that SLAP award is gonna have a new name next year
haha
Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Four 2008/2009 Matty Awards
LN21 and MHTD - Goin Commando
Piloting the Lead Chopper in the CJ "the Thriller" Spiller SpillWagon Helicopter Fleet
by Little Nicky 21 on Feb 16, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
we got plenty of time lol
Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Four 2008/2009 Matty Awards
LN21 and MHTD - Goin Commando
Piloting the Lead Chopper in the CJ "the Thriller" Spiller SpillWagon Helicopter Fleet
by Little Nicky 21 on Feb 16, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
WooHoo!!
Congats to all..!
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
... de ahora eres Cholo... lol
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
HELL YEAH SAM!
a matty winner who has made like 2 fanposts lol!
and this is definitely Off4L’s year! congrats man!
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
you are to kind...
You got to meet us in Oakland next season !!!!! Black Hole, I got somthing for ya….LOL
by Ohiofinfan4life on Feb 17, 2010 11:11 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nice job guys!
All ya’ll totally deserving!
(Remember to submit the text of your acceptance speech in)
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin! De general, de President, de King of de Seas
Congrats everyone!
"the one and only Peezy" -tex ... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC
by el presidente 00 on Feb 17, 2010 12:20 AM EST reply actions
Grats again everyone
"Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." Thomas Carlyle
"The Icon"
what a cop-out
The entire Phinsider community for all of our many “smackdowns” of Jets fans that infested this site at times in 2009.
2009 NY Phin PhansFantasy League Champion
2009 Best Regular Season Record in NYPPL.
2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.
I was waitin' for that one to come....
Idi, Idi, Idi Amin! De general, de President, de King of de Seas
by Tunaflipper on Feb 17, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
You know better, Pat...
8-)
;-]
8^J
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
I am honored....
Thank you to all of you, and congrats to all the other winners and nominees.
by Ohiofinfan4life on Feb 17, 2010 10:44 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Congrats to the winners!!
You guys are all deserving of these awards. And good luck to the remaining nominees!
"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue
I can't brain today, I have the dumb.
28 "Phinsider Feud" Points
Chillin easy on the Draft CJ Spiller SpillWagon skybus. Got the window seat, the minibar, just waiting for the stewardess to bring me a pillow.
I am happy and honored to accept this award, thank you everybody
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken
awesome pic unc! and well deserved
"the one and only Peezy" -tex ... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC
by el presidente 00 on Feb 17, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
I wanna see the pigeon that carries that trophy....
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Got mirror :>D
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm struttin your way...
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Nicky's getting ready to release it...
****Keeper of the Phinsider Goo Cannon****
Winner of 2 Matty Awards
Bandwagons: Lex Hilliard (Driving), Draft Tebow (Driving), Draft Shipley (Driving), Draft Spiller (Providing Protection)
LOL Oh my! Funny thing is he does not look Italian in that pic.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 17, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
... and why is he on that guys arm...?
wait…
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
He is wearing quite the sharp outfit there.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 17, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
I guess you missed the uni-brow
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Good point! That is a killer uni-brow! Well now we have a new nickname and
a pic for Nicky.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 17, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahah
Little Unibrow at the Jersey Shore 21
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
No his new nickname is the "minor situation".
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 17, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
or samory - minor
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes or Rolando McClain at 12th pick bandwagon
Engineer of the Sign Dansby, Boldin, and JT Train!
No the "minor situation" is a reference to Jersey Shore.
Trust me he will like this one more.
"I hope you know a lot more than you believe in"-Gram Parsons
"Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."-Steve Earle
Currently one of three pilots for the new and improved SpillWagon fleet of Chinook’s.
by texascowpunk on Feb 17, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha i was waiting for this
-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Matty's assistant
- LN21 and MHTD - Going Commando
- Founder of the Draft Brandon Spikes Bandwagon
- Pray for the victims and their families of the Haiti earthquake
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Feb 17, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
hahahaha, of course
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks
and I can make you one, lol.
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you :>)
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Since you designed it,
you would of put your name on it anyways :P
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
don't you want him to meke you one for your Matty T(cpf)TD?
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes or Rolando McClain at 12th pick bandwagon
Engineer of the Sign Dansby, Boldin, and JT Train!
Sure, but only if it's valuable enough to sell for
a small 3rd world country so I can reign as supreme leader
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Seriously, you won a Matty.
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Attorney General of the Matty I Fan Club
Driver of the draft Brandon Spikes or Rolando McClain at 12th pick bandwagon
Engineer of the Sign Dansby, Boldin, and JT Train!
yeah, I just found out. I guess I need to come on site more often :)
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award
by TheTealDeal on Feb 17, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Dick-tator...!
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"Official draft Koa Misi bus -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
It would be fun
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award
by TheTealDeal on Feb 17, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
FINNY...
I need two, how about a Stanley Cup influenced version of the Matty ?
by Ohiofinfan4life on Feb 17, 2010 8:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
LOL, of course not,
you know as well as I do it’s bad luck to touch Lord Stanley’s Cup unless you earn it, but I could make you 2 of these.
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
The year was 1998....
Not only did I touch it, but I kissed the bitch !! A once in a lifetime oppertunity that I wasn’t going to pass up….And yes, I got the pics to prove it. As for bad luck, the Wings won it 2 out of the next 3 years and things for me have been, well,…good,real good.
by Ohiofinfan4life on Feb 17, 2010 11:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You are the exception, hahha
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 18, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
nice pic finster
and congrats to all
Driving the "Get Vincent Jackson" Bandwagon.
"Faster than a speeding walrus" -Me.
"Violence is not the answer, it's the question; the answer is YES!!!"
Thanx
"michael, I did nothing,...... I did absolutely nothing,.... and it was everything I thought it could be" -Peter Gibbons-
Unofficial "Avatar Creator"
former Goof Trooper
BandWaken Got me this Matty BLB AWARD 2010
by uncle finster on Feb 17, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats everyone...
I will drink myself silly If I ever win one. You guys are the reason I own a computer, next to porn!
2009 was like picking up a fat chick, You had a little fun, but you don't necessarily want to see it again.
To all the winners and to the Losers who I voted for,
As a consolation prize (or paper weight depending on who) you recieve the Jaguars Rule award. Otherwise known as the J.R. award.
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
So, what you are saying is....
The Jaguars are a consolation prize? Makes so much more sense now…
****Keeper of the Phinsider Goo Cannon****
Winner of 2 Matty Awards
Bandwagons: Lex Hilliard (Driving), Draft Tebow (Driving), Draft Shipley (Driving), Draft Spiller (Providing Protection)
yes, that is what I am saying
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
What's up with your sig?
I love Nelson..“After the Rain!!!!” quality. Reggie was the one that played the acoustic.
2009 was like picking up a fat chick, You had a little fun, but you don't necessarily want to see it again.
After Reggie Nelson tried to hit the ball out of Dallas Clark’s hand, then put on the brakes, Thats when I knew he had to go
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award
by TheTealDeal on Feb 17, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I lost with 49% of the votes!!!
Tracking the Fins from Rio de Janeiro, the "Cidade Maravilhosa"
Rio, proud host of the 2016 Olympic Games
I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
i would like to thank my mom, my dad, my sisters, my imaginary friend named Milfred, God because thats wat everyone does, and of course, u guys!
Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"
o, and to everyone i beat...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
The one and only "ho-nerd"
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