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Why I hate that team from New York


Farorefox got me going to indeed list the reasons why.

Because they are actually from New Jersey

Because their name is only four letters because thats the longest word their fans can spell

Because Rex Ryan is too fat for words

Because Rex Ryan can't run the 40 yard dash... period

Because Jason Taylor left for them

Because Taylor did his little sack dance in Miami

Because Rex Ryan makes me want me to hurt someone

Because Revis thinks he's the best when Nnamdi is

Because I can't stand their f***ing chear

Because I almost lost it when they beat the chargers last year to go to the AFC championship

Because Rex Ryan thought his team was out of the playoff race in week 12

Because Rex Ryan gave some dolphins fans the fingur

Because so many New Yorkers live in South Florida

Because Aaron Gelnn had a pick 6 in 1996 when the game was blacked out

Because of the Nightmare I missed after my parents forced me to sleep since the dolphins were up by so many

Because Rex Ryan and jests called the wildcat a gimmick after calling fake punts

Because the jests used the wildcat with brad smith later that season

because rex ryan fails to acknoledge that he is a jack a**

because even with a miami win, i can't stand it when the jests win too

because the jests ruined the playoffs for me last year

because jests fans suck

because i had to watch the jests fans think they are unbeatable with a rookie quarterback

because people talk about how amazing the jests defense his qb rating is 101.7 against them

because chromartie lets up the big play all day and people think he is a good corner

because the jests got lucky against cleveland

because the jests got lucky against the texans

because the jests got lucky against the lions

because the jests got lucky against the broncos

because jests think they are so good and that's why they got lucky... then the patriots hit them hard

because jests fans still think they are good even though tom brady looked like phillip rivers out there (i hate manning)

because they don't have a mascot

because ray lucas sucked on the dolphins

because pennington played for them before that 2008 season

because they had the nerve to sign jason taylor

because ladanian thought he would win a superbowl with them

because favre connected with stuckey on that rediculous pass 60 feet in the air in week two of 2008

because they beat us in our orange jerseys

because revis can suck my left one

because namath pukes everytime he watches these guys

Because Mark Sanchez was on the cover of GQ before he threw a pass in the NFL

Because people thought Mark Sanchez was a g-d send until he threw five picks against the bills last year

Because Braylon Edwards thinks he's a HOF wide receiver but really only had one good season

Because my roomate blamed the 45-3 loss on Jim Leonard's injury

But my number 1 reason

because no one likes rex ryan

BECAUSE I JUST DO, BECAUSE THAT"S WHAT YOU DO AS A DOLPHINS FAN AND I AM AS DIE HARD AS THEY COME

The season isn't over yet. Not only are we not out of the playoffs, but the jets aren't in yet. Let's make it tougher for them and shut up rex ryan and that gang of crack heads they call a team.

 

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