Well, the Dolphins are sitting at 7-8 for the year with a date against the best team in the NFL next week, considering all the hype on this site in the off-season it's all been a disappointment. So while at work I thought of a post in the off-season where we thought of nicknames for Dolphins players, Henne was the robot, Wake was Earthqwake, Polite was Lousaka Monster, etc. So for fun, I thought of new nicknames to go with the disappointing season that has been 2010. Keep in mind, I would melt into a puddle at the very site of Joe Berger, I love all of these players and this is just for fun. So here is what I've come up with.

Miami Dolphins- Cry-ami Lol-phins.

Chad Henne- Chad Skinny/ Chad Hiney.

Brandon Marshall- Brandon Marshmellow.

Jake Long- Jake Short.

Tony Sparano- Tony Spa-walk-o.

Sean Smith- Don't lay a football on my Butterfingers/ Defensive Ginn.

Brian Hartline- Brian Flat line.

Ronnie Brown- Ronnie plays like Brown stuff.

Dan Carpenter- Dan Carpen-Derp

Dan Henning- GTFO.

That's all I've got, share any you can think of.