Blame the Browns loss on me. I went into that weekend with the best of intension. And it started well. Power shopping for Dolphins gear and doing the town with some friends from back home. Saturday,....rented a beach cruiser and putted around for an hour or so by the ocean before meeting up with my buddies for a little stalking. That all went well and I was home and in bed by Midnight. It was Sunday morning that it went all wrong for me. Got up and I didn't feel quite 100%. Began moving about before I started putting on the clown face, then it hit me. Queasy stomach. I quickly downed a Pepsi in hopes of settling the situation, this worked for about an 90 minutes. I was ablr to pull it together, get my painted up, and made it to the stadium. Once there I was downing the water like mad in hopes of heading off any potenial disaster. This was not to be the case. I had two violent episodes of me holding onto a palm tree while my inners revolted against me.  What are friends for,.....capturing those priceless moments in time. Here I'm trying to find that inner strength the root my team to victory,...

 I was going to sit this one out, I felt beat. But, The Phin Addicts said they "needed" me and up I got and headed into the stadium. While walking through the crowd I heard what I thought was some Browns fan calling me out. "HEY !!! NICE MAKE-UP,...YOU CLOWN !!! " I ignored them until my Wifey said it was my old buddy's The Dolphin Bandits. Normally I'm a ham for the camera, but this pic tell a different story,....

I felt like walking death, yet I forged on. I got to my seat and after 5 minutes into the 1st quarter I made my back to the corridor where again my body revolted. Off the first aid station I was taken where I stayed, and slept until the beginning of the 4th quarter. I made it back to my seat just in time to watch the dolphins meltdown right before eye sick bloodshot eyes. I had a great view of the pick that doomed that game. Had I not already been sick, that would have done the trick ! SON ! OF ! A ! BITCH !!! Another home loss,.....wtf,...

So, we beat our hated rivals, my room is booked at the team's hotel, my bags are packed, tomorrow is payday, and I feel good. So good that I played back to back hockey games the other night. Where I was fully anticipating rooting my ass off on my last time in Miami, I now feel compelled to give 200% rooting for my beloved Miami Dolphins ! BUsting out a new look for my Brethren in The Deep End. The old look went 1-2,...time for a change. I'm taking it up a notch for the Suckalo Jills !!! 

I saw this on my way into the Browns game,.....some of you will dig this ! I know I did,...

GO DOLPHINS !!!! WIN ONE FOR THE HOME CROWD !!!!!!!!!

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