Why I hate the Bills

So, based on the fanpost last week about hating the Jets, I thought I'd open up another one about why I hate the Bills.  I have always hated the Bills the most out of all of our division rivals, this is because I came of age (born in 82) during the Bills run of 4 straight Superbowls.  They singlehandedly ruined Marino's last chance at a winner every year from 1990-1995.  So.....I hate the Bills........


because they broke my 12 year old heart in 1993 when they beat down the Dolphins in the AFC Championship game in Joe Robbie Stadium.

because they had the greatest comeback in Playoff history that year to beat the Oilers (whom the Dolphins would've beaten in the AFC championship game if it had come to that)

because of how good Jim Kelly was

because of the K-Gun offense

because of Thurman Thomas (except in 2000 when he came to the Dolphins and gave us about 5 first downs before he blew his knee out)

because of Andre Reed the original Dolphin Killer

because Tom Olivadotti couldn't ever figure out how to stop them and our offense couldn't keep up in the shootouts

because they weren't smart enough to stick with Rob Johnson (he sucked and I loved it!)

because Doug Flutie had his own freaking cereal and he got all poutie because Jimmy Johnson smashed it to the ground when we beat them in the playoffs!

because in 1991, 1993, and 1995 they ended our season

because Lee Evans only turns it on against the Dolphins

because when they finally beat Miami after losing to them for 10 years they acted like they won the Superbowl (which they still haven't )

because of Bruce Smith (bad things man)

because their fans are way more obnoxious than Jet fans (think of a dumber, more isolated Jet fan and you have a Bills fan)

because of this

because of this

because of this

because they ruined Marino's first start

That's all I can think of right now, but I'll leave you with some good memories also:

When Bryan Cox flipped the bird to the whole damn stadium in 93 and then the Dolphins went out and beat em!  badass!

When Trace Armstrong nailed Flutie in the 99 playoffs to end the game!

The 4th quarter comebacks in 2001 and 2005.

Please add on in the comments GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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