Oh. My. God.

Found this over on GGN Fanshots. And the first comment sums it up.
And I love his totally corporate spiel!

over 1 year ago Tunaflipper 4 comments 0 recs |

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No wonder his wife is cheating on him

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by Patssuck456 on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 AM EST reply actions

Rumor is, he's cheating on his wife too

Except it’s not with another woman.

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by Dolphinole on Dec 13, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions

I am suspending all Bandwagon licenses until 4 PM EST Jan 3, 2011.
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by Tunaflipper on Dec 13, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions

It's not right to jump to conclusions, Tuna

All I’m told is that the perpetrator is an overly-feminine Hispanic male from southern California who enjoys long walks on the Jersey Shore and eating hot dogs when given the chance. That could be anybody.

"Every island has a beach and mine there will be called Beast Beach."
Leading the drive for our new offensive coordinator: Mr. Dan Marino

by Dolphinole on Dec 13, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions