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NOW is the Time for a Jet Killer

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Brandon. Now is the time.

In just one game you have the opportunity to step up, and enshrine yourself in the heart of the millions of Dolphin fans 'round the world. You will get to hang the head of Rex on your Christmas tree every year. Revis will be your hood ornament.

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On this Sunday, all seventeen Jet fans will come to despise you. It is up to you to dismantle the scheme(s) of Rex. He will have to game plan for you. You will cause him gastritis. After your third TD go ahead and flip the ball to Cromartie. We'll allow you the fifteen (and you can keep the refs flag, too).

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We ask much of you. Because we know you can deliver. We ask you to become the Jets Public Enemy #1. We ask you to cause Rex to lose his appetite at halftime.

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Give it to us, young Mr. Marshall.

Signed,

Every Dolfan

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