Tony Sparano pisses all over the Dolphins season

by vincemoss86 on Nov 7, 2010 4:06 PM EST

The special teams lost us the game to the Patriots.

The referees lost us the game to the Steelers.

The defense lost us the game to the Jets.

And now, the Miami Dolphins have finally managed to lose a game as a team.

This was the most piss poor performance i've seen this season. The individual mistakes made by starters during this game was mind-boggling. Ronnie Brown, Brandon Marshall, Brian Hartline, Anthony Fasano, Vontae Davis, Sean Smith, Karlos Dansby, Dan Carpenter. The list goes on and on. Multiple missed tackles, dropped passes, dropped interceptions, passes tipped to defenders. I got sick to my stomach from it all.

This is as close as i've been to giving up on my team in a long time. The season is over. There is no way that the Dolphins win 7 of their last 8 games. If the Jets or the Patriots don't beat them, the Titans, Browns, Lions or Bears certainly will.

I knew that the Dolphins were going to lose this game when, after Ronnie Brown utterly gashed the Ravens defense during the first drive, in walks Ricky Williams to piss all over the fire that Ronnie was starting. Nevermind Brian Hartline falling down on his ass during a curl route. Nevermind Brandon Marshall looking more like an undersized tight end than an oversized wide receiver. How is he supposed to create anything when he is catching all of his passes on drag routes right in front of Ray Lewis? And WHY is Davone Bess going deep on a streak? Are the coaches aware that he is 5"10 and does not possess elite top end speed?

This game was a joke. There are teams winning in this league right now with much less talent. The Dolphins coaches are like 13-year-olds playing Madden. The other teams don't have to worry, because they know that if a weakness is exposed, Sparano and Co. will be too stupid to pick up on it.

After the opening TD by Miami:

Jim Harbaugh: Ronnie Brown is causing some trouble up front, Greg.

Greg Mattison: Don't worry, Sparano and Henning are idiots. Ronnie will be replaced by Ricky for the next series, and we'll stop them easy.

Jim Harbaugh: (laughs) That's true, Greg. There's no way they'd do something like "give the hot runner more carries".

And with that, Ronnie Brown, who started the game with 6 carries for 46 yards, ended the game with 9 carries for 59 yards.

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I know there's a couple typos in there

But I just don’t give a shit. Let the post-game rabble begin.

by vincemoss86 on Nov 7, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions

Can't argue with any of that except the part about the Lions beating us

Those asshats were too busy beating themselves to knock off the Jets. You’re up by 3 on 3rd and 6 to a team with 0 time outs left and under 2 minutes to go. Run the ball and then run off 39 seconds of play clock and call the time out. Instead they hand Sanceese 1:40 to get into field goal range. F’in brilliant Detroit! At least you have the Red Wings.

Okay, technically, the season is far from over because we only have 4 losses and a much simpler schedule to come BUT the 8-ball is staring us right in the face. Ironically, the coaching staff appears to know a thing or two about burning up an 8-ball or two. I just wish they’d stop lighting up at halftime.

NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs

There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.

by TheFinReaper on Nov 7, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions

i feel the same about it all..this post says it best,without me having to say it....

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by zero13 on Nov 7, 2010 5:00 PM EST reply actions

After what i've seen this season

Nothing would surprise me. The Bills give us a blueprint for how to beat the Ravens and we put up 10 points. Not to mention, WE WERE RUNNING THE BALL WELL.

The worst thing about this is, nothing will change. We’re going to be furious with this team all year, when we finish 8-8. Time to start looking at mock drafts, and hope that someone gets fired.

by vincemoss86 on Nov 7, 2010 5:08 PM EST reply actions

I know exactly what you mean

About having never been closer to giving up on the team.

I’m going to become and eagles fan.

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by MrMedic on Nov 7, 2010 7:11 PM EST reply actions

Never give up.

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by texascowpunk on Nov 7, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions

It's rough

The feeling of our coaching staff being the problem is gut wrenching. The “trifecta” that we were all so sure of. Tony sparano the miracle man. Our innovative offense. Our tough grind you down style. What happened to it??

Sparano was the right man for the job. The job being to take a team from nothing to something. I just don’t know if he’s the one to get us over the hump.

by MrMedic on Nov 8, 2010 1:46 AM EST up reply actions

I will hold judgement on sparano.

I think with a better play caller in place for this should be-high powered offense we could see a massive difference. Sparano still has the work ethic and the passion. He needs a spark for his offense and he also needs someone to sit his ass down and explain clock management and a 2 minute drill.

by MrMedic on Nov 8, 2010 1:49 AM EST up reply actions