So you want to break pregame ritual, do you Rzayo24 - we'll see. Yeah go ahead - decide 0-2 is reason to switch it up - have no faith in me - see what happens. Remember that quarterback you loved? Done. Let this be a lesson that the football Gods are nothing to mess with - my mistake has cost us a classy leader - and another game. This isn't some kind of joke! DO NOT MESS! Seriously though - 0-3 sucks - no getting around that. No matter what I say here - that's the elephant in the room we can't avoid. It's like trying  to ignore the pitbull humping your leg at a new friend's house. This crap sucks - but what are you going to do? I was born into this mess - it's my family - I can't leave. I'm stuck with the Phins - and they are stuck with me. Let's be honest - I'm the lucky one.

 In Loving memory of Chad Pennington - Dolphins Quarterback Aug. 2008 - Sept 2009

  I remember the day I met you like it was yesterday. When you arrived - I was far from thrilled to have you. Years upon years of making fun of - and not being afraid of - your talents made me a skeptic. I have never been so wrong about anything in my entire life. Rarely do I watch another grown man go about his business and think to myself, "That's the kind of man I want to be." Football is just a game - most anyone can play it. Thousands of players have spent more time than you did in Miami - but only a handful have left the impression you have. All fans ask is that the players they root for give 100% - and do everything they can to be the best player they can possibly be. Your leadership alone last season may have carried a ragtag bunch of players to an AFC East division title. Your "never say die, a'ways be prepared" attitude was the sole reason this team went where it did last season.

Sunday before the game I went to the barber - and came across that SoBefit article you did a few months back. An article meant to be all about you ended up being all about the writers experiance WITH YOU. By the end of the article he was throwing a football with your son and singing songs like they were at a family BBQ - even then you asked HIM if HE needed anything. Rarely do pro's conduct themselves in such a manner - and I thank you - it's what we will remember most. Your stats are meaningless to me - it's all about what you brought to this organization. From day one you made jaded Dolphins fans begin to expect excellence from their team - something we all had forgotten how to do - because that is what you expect from yourself and your teammates. Without a doubt, you brought pleasure and joy to the heart of fans that badly needed it at the time - you are forever a Dolphin in our hearts. Thank you.

   Video pretty much sums it up - we are KICKING OUR OWN ASS. Players such as Gibril Wilson are basically sticking their own head in a urinal and flushing it. I promise you - this team is not that bad. Sadly - I also promise you this team is not that good. We come down the field like damn Braveheart - only to crap our pants on the inch yardline. Watching that Dolphins game Sunday was more frustrating than watching girl on girl porn - knowing that a dude will walk in. Time and time again we shot ourselves in the foot. I think we can all agree that watching a superior team beat us is easier to take than watching us fumble away a victory to a team with Wee-man at RB. We might not be that good - but we AIN'T that bad. This Dolphins team has more talent than they are displaying on the field on Sundays - and it's frustrating as hell to watch.

   Someone has to be the voice - the voice of sanity. Someone has to say what EVERYONE is thinking. That someone needs to be the voice of reason for all to hear. Well I'll take one for the team - and sit naked on this parking cone of truth - this team is years away from being a true title contender. It's just so tough to say it - I can barely write it. You look around on Sundays and see impact players we don't have. You see young talent like Adrian Peterson and understand our team isn't close to that level. We need at least two more drafts - drafts that produce pro-bowlers in the making at game changing positions like wide receiver and safety. We need players ESPN wants to splash all over a promo during women's softball. We need explosive, powerful, passionate players. That is my biggest problem with this Miami Dolphins team - and many before it - we are the sheep, not the wolf. We always back down - and I for one am sick and tired of it. It's time to get some people in here that just have that "it". Our "it" players are getting old - and the others are wet behind the ears. I've enjoyed running the ball like we have the last few weeks - win or not. In my lifetime Ive never seen it really. Let's be real - I'm 29 years old - last time we ran like this my parents hadn't even met yet. It's time to push back - stop being the damn sheep every season.

  Run the damn Wildcat, you mother - I'm pissed. Stop pissing around. There are two kind of people in this world - losers who don't take advantage of glitches in Madden - and winners like me that throw the WR slant 10,000 times in a row in Madden 2002. It's a glitch in the game - milk that bitch! Ronnie has that formation down to a science. Have you been watching these runs lately? The man is doing the "Skanky Leg" dance - through holes that didn't exist a split second ago. He has read how teams defend the original Wildcat play amazingly this year. He gets lost behind our HUGE offensive line - and darts to an open hole for big yards nine out of ten times. The times he has handed it off - Cobbs and Ricky have had near to the house runs. If there was ever a play to run to nausea - its the Wildcat - it's poetry in motion. It's like watching a damn Cirque du Soleil trapeze show - well it would be - if that wasn't a suspect thing for a straight man to do. RUN THE WILDCAT UNTIL THEY STOP IT. Don't make me angry - you won't like me when I'm angry.

  Random Rapid Fire in closing :

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 - Hey dick for brains - it's the Wildcat - not the Bobcat. Even my mom knows the name. You're paid all week to prepare to announce a football game - and you miss that? What are you doing all week - flying kites? Friggin' doofus Dan Fouts.

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- Next person that says "Derrrr huhuh - why doesnt Bolt play football" I will cock punch. He's Ted Ginn with confidence and an accent. Actually that sounds pretty cool...Naw...That still sucks balls.

- IGNORE THE JETS - they ain't winning crap. It might be pretty right now - but Jets seasons NEVER age well.

- Any Mike Vick haters wish we had him now? If you don't - man you love dogs.

- The sad gay panda side of Tony Sparano needs to take a hike - stop dragging ass, fat jesus. Are you breaking? This is where asshole coaches light fires. Light fires, bitch! Get up in asses! Like the dude in Top Gun said "I WANT SOME BUTTS!"

- Phins fans kill me. I kill me! We are already falling for the next future QB - before the current future has even had a chance. Come to think of it - we did the same thing to "Beckies" little ass. We are such QB hype whores! We have been brainwashed. People for years have told us "Hey no - I'm telling ya this Gus Ferrotte bastard can play!"....or "I don't know - but this AJ Feeley really does move around like Brett Favre" or "Daunte really is healthy - and he's wearing his old high school number now - because hes pumped to be home"...shit even Sports Illustrated put that crap on the cover. Jesus....we have a live thread and one would think we traded for Vince Young. Hey...truth be told....I see a lil Romo in this kid. DOHHHH!!!!!

Thats all she...er...her wrote. This week I leave you with CP10 love - damn it I'll miss him. Beat the Bills!!!!!!!