A Day in The Life of Sam
Hello Phinsiders,
I just got off from work. Being a taxi driver in NY is one of the hardest things you can possibly do. Although, it has it's perks. Like, today I saw a guy with a Jet's hat standing on the curb. I stepped on the gas, and plowed through a puddle, drenching the guy down to his tighty-whitys. I was laughing for the rest of the day. I also drove a Dolphin fan today. Nice guy. Gave him a discount. OK, I'm sure none of you care about that so I'll move on to something a little more interesting. I booked my trip for Miami just now. Flying down to see the Jet game. Staying at Don Shula's hotel! (no, i can't affoard it, my dad's paying for it cuz he's happy I got a job :-) ) If anyone's tailgating at the game, let me know. I'm still trying to think of something useful to say, but nothing's coming to mind. I never been so freaking bored in my life. I'm actualy so bored that I'm watching the Met game.
Ok, I'm done. Sorry for wasting your time. Go read something inteligent now.
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why did i write this?
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like the Jet soaking part tho'.....
probably same reason I did a recent post too..to stop reading about how/why we lost and looking forward to mon.night…I think thursday should be official “stop talking about last game” day..unless we win..then talk on….
www.zerothirteen.com
yea, thas it
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... it is good to get to know fellow Dolphins fans...
Congrats on scoring tickets for the JJJJJJets game..!
Let us know if you give a ride to someone…. famous….
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
will do lol
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that's funny about the Jet fan!
make sure when you go to the game, you bring a big colorful sign that says Phinsider Rules!! and get on TV so we can see you.
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Sep 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
ok, i'll try
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Sam-I-Am!
We would not, could not, in the bronx.
We could not, would not, like the Rex.
We will beat them in their house.
We will curb them with a douse.
We will triumph here or there.
We will triumph anywhere.
We will beat Sanchez and fans.
We do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Armchair QB's always complete the pass and armchair coaches always pick the right players.
Yes, Larry Little is still the man.
by Tunaflipper on Sep 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
oustanding flipper!!!
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
lol like put espn rules
they’ll show it and when u see the camera pointed at you flip it over real fast:
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Sep 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
dude take the rest of teh week off.
you must be worn out … you wrote at least 75 words in one post
Chad Pennington - The Lame Ducker aka the progress stopper.
So do you think the Jets intentionally did it to set the organization back 3 years or was it just an unintended side effect of their move.
im iceing my arm now
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sam don't quit that dam day job, OPPS you work night's. hay pal; dust off those cowboy boot's, let's kill us a few cockroches!
by wild zion beaver on Sep 18, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
lol thanks for the encouragemement beaver
guese my journalism major didnt get me so far
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at least you didn't have under water basket weaving as your major
It looked like such a promising career
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"As for me, Life goes on."-TheTealDeal
well sam
i’d like to say your post was a solid contribution to the site, but then i’d be lying. Since i cant be at the jets game, i think you should make a sign for me!! ya know, something like “MrMedic is my hero”
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
lol, ok i'll add it onto my phinsider sign
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Looks like we got ourselves our own Siegfried & Roy team here....
…. so you two need to get yourselves some kind of Las Vegas outfits… maybe you can find something similar in Sadam’s old palace….

Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
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"Everybody wants a hero, but they're not willing to wait for one"
lol
i think we are more like penn and teller, since sam is so short on his comments, he is definitely teller.
2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.
"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.
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shulas...
sam badass on scoring the Jets Tickets and staying at the “mans” hotel. Just make sure you eat at Shulas 2 its the bar/steakhouse in the place… make sure you get the mashed potatoes (the taste like ice cream the are so good) just saying..
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lol will do
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sorry, i cant
im strait
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Hey Sam, have you heard
that ‘Real Men of Genius’ commercial entitled ‘Mr. Taxicab Over-accessorizer’? If you haven’t, you should check it out. It’s pretty funny and I think you would appreciate it given your new profession.
"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue
I can't brain today, I have the dumb.
28 "Phinsider Feud" Points
lol just saw it!
i dont have anyhitng on my cab now, but i want a dolphin decal
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Should yelled out the window......" YOU TALK'EN TO ME".....ala DeNiro in Taxi Diver !!!
FALL IS FOR FOOTBALL !!!!!
by Ohiofinfan4life on Sep 18, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
yeah yeah!
and shave your head in a mohawk and wear an old army field jacket.
NO ONE will ride with you…. ;-)
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
lol thats not really the point
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it is if you want a little privacy
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
if privacy mattered to me, i woulda chosen i different job
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the jets fan deserved it, id call that my deed for the day if i were you
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by el presidente 00 on Sep 18, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
lol i did
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lol his punishment for living
any chance he blogs on gangrene nation?
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
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"As for me, Life goes on."-TheTealDeal
Its all fun and games
I stepped on the gas, and plowed through a puddle, drenching the guy down to his tighty-whitys. I was laughing for the rest of the day
until you screw up your engine.
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hey, my cab company would pay 4 it
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yup!
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No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
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What kind of world are we living in
when you get scolded for CLEARLY doing the right thing?
by texascowpunk on Sep 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you!
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