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A Day in The Life of Sam

Hello Phinsiders, 

I just got off from work. Being a taxi driver in NY is one of the hardest things you can possibly do. Although, it has it's perks. Like, today I saw a guy with a Jet's hat standing on the curb. I stepped on the gas, and plowed through a puddle, drenching the guy down to his tighty-whitys. I was laughing for the rest of the day. I also drove a Dolphin fan today. Nice guy. Gave him a discount. OK, I'm sure none of you care about that so I'll move on to something a little more interesting. I booked my trip for Miami just now. Flying down to see the Jet game. Staying at Don Shula's hotel! (no, i can't affoard it, my dad's paying for it cuz he's happy I got a job :-) ) If anyone's tailgating at the game, let me know. I'm still trying to think of something useful to say, but nothing's coming to mind. I never been so freaking bored in my life. I'm actualy so bored that I'm watching the Met game. 

Ok, I'm done. Sorry for wasting your time. Go read something inteligent now.

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why did i write this?

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by samdaman on Sep 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

like the Jet soaking part tho'.....

probably same reason I did a recent post too..to stop reading about how/why we lost and looking forward to mon.night…I think thursday should be official “stop talking about last game” day..unless we win..then talk on….

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by zero13 on Sep 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yea, thas it

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

... it is good to get to know fellow Dolphins fans...

Congrats on scoring tickets for the JJJJJJets game..!

Let us know if you give a ride to someone…. famous….

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by Alpha6 on Sep 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

will do lol

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny about the Jet fan!

make sure when you go to the game, you bring a big colorful sign that says Phinsider Rules!! and get on TV so we can see you.

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Sep 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, i'll try

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sam-I-Am!

We would not, could not, in the bronx.
We could not, would not, like the Rex.
We will beat them in their house.
We will curb them with a douse.
We will triumph here or there.
We will triumph anywhere.
We will beat Sanchez and fans.
We do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Armchair QB's always complete the pass and armchair coaches always pick the right players.

Yes, Larry Little is still the man.

by Tunaflipper on Sep 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

oustanding flipper!!!

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.

13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!

by MrMedic on Sep 18, 2009 6:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice!

i’d pt in in my sig, if i had room

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol like put espn rules

they’ll show it and when u see the camera pointed at you flip it over real fast:
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Sep 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

i’ll get a sign that says “log on to phinsider.com” say sam sent u

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude take the rest of teh week off.

you must be worn out … you wrote at least 75 words in one post

Chad Pennington - The Lame Ducker aka the progress stopper.

So do you think the Jets intentionally did it to set the organization back 3 years or was it just an unintended side effect of their move.

by W NY Fins Fan on Sep 18, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

im iceing my arm now

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol thanks for the encouragemement beaver

guese my journalism major didnt get me so far

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least you didn't have under water basket weaving as your major

It looked like such a promising career

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by TheTealDeal on Sep 19, 2009 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

well sam

i’d like to say your post was a solid contribution to the site, but then i’d be lying. Since i cant be at the jets game, i think you should make a sign for me!! ya know, something like “MrMedic is my hero”

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.

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by MrMedic on Sep 18, 2009 6:29 AM EDT reply actions  

lol, ok i'll add it onto my phinsider sign

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like we got ourselves our own Siegfried & Roy team here....

…. so you two need to get yourselves some kind of Las Vegas outfits… maybe you can find something similar in Sadam’s old palace….

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by Alpha6 on Sep 18, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i think we are more like penn and teller, since sam is so short on his comments, he is definitely teller.

2009 is a year of respect ladies and gentlemen. Lets get it.

"i think we have to look at it through his shoes" tuscanitunr talkin about brett farve.

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by MrMedic on Sep 18, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol yea

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

shulas...

sam badass on scoring the Jets Tickets and staying at the “mans” hotel. Just make sure you eat at Shulas 2 its the bar/steakhouse in the place… make sure you get the mashed potatoes (the taste like ice cream the are so good) just saying..

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by jwillis9 on Sep 18, 2009 9:20 AM EDT reply actions  

lol will do

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring a picture....

of my quilt!!!!!

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by zero13 on Sep 18, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions  

sorry, i cant

im strait

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Sam, have you heard

that ‘Real Men of Genius’ commercial entitled ‘Mr. Taxicab Over-accessorizer’? If you haven’t, you should check it out. It’s pretty funny and I think you would appreciate it given your new profession.

"Why don't you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'!" - Sarge from Red vs. Blue

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by Chupathingy on Sep 18, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

lol just saw it!

i dont have anyhitng on my cab now, but i want a dolphin decal

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah!

and shave your head in a mohawk and wear an old army field jacket.

NO ONE will ride with you…. ;-)

-LCFF

by LeftCoastFinFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol thats not really the point

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

if privacy mattered to me, i woulda chosen i different job

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the jets fan deserved it, id call that my deed for the day if i were you

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by el presidente 00 on Sep 18, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol i did

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by samdaman on Sep 18, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol his punishment for living

any chance he blogs on gangrene nation?

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by TheTealDeal on Sep 19, 2009 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its all fun and games
I stepped on the gas, and plowed through a puddle, drenching the guy down to his tighty-whitys. I was laughing for the rest of the day

until you screw up your engine.

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by Patssuck456 on Sep 20, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, my cab company would pay 4 it

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by samdaman on Sep 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup!

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by samdaman on Sep 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of world are we living in

when you get scolded for CLEARLY doing the right thing?

by texascowpunk on Sep 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you!

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by samdaman on Sep 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

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