Well here we go again, its football season, and it ended after week one for us Dolphin fans.  We have a crappy QB, a shitty line, and a slippery fingered TE.  Yeah we're screwed.  Come one guys, CP10 will turn it around, Big Tony will get the O Line in check, and Fasano will not do it again.  We're a good team and Indy better look out because they're coming into our house.

I  did this power ranking thing last year a couple times, and now I am going to try to do it every week.  Especially this week, where we can use some stupid humor.  So here goes it...

By the way these were stolen by ESPN.

1-DOLPHINS-Yeah they sucked, but they're still our favorite.  After all, Miami has the Dolphins.

2-STEELERS-Any team that can put the fear of God into Larry Fitzgerald when they are not even playing the Cardinals is A OK by me.

3-PATRIOTS-Are you kidding me?  ESPN get Tom Brady's rod out of your mouth.  They would have lost that game if it weren't for the young lad who doesn't take the knee on the touchback.

4-NY GIANTS-This team has Superbowl written all over it because they don't have any players who will shoot themselves in the leg this year.

5-EAGLES­-When they go into the Dog Pound in Cleveland, their new quarterback will definitely take charge.

6-COLTS-Yeah you guys did well against one team from Florida, you think you can do it two weeks in a row?  Yeah I didn't think so either.

7-FALCONS-Perhaps you can add the Miami Dolphins O-Line as your 13th man for that victory on Sunday, because Matt Ryan and his receivers sure didn't know what was going on.

8-VIKINGS-You have an iguana as a running back.  Did anyone see that disturbing Nike commercial with Adrian Peterson?  Oh, and yeah, you get number eight because you have captain indecision.

9-TITANS-Once again, if you name your team after a condom, you're going to get fucked.

10-RAVENS-No Rex Ryan, no problem, they're still ripping teams to shreds.

11-PACKERS-No Brett Favre, no problem...wait that was last year.  Aaron Rodgers, you rock dude.

12-SAINTS-Winning the NFC should be a Brees.

13-COWBOYS-It doesn't matter how big your stadium is, or that you can't properly punt a ball there, your team still blows.

14-SEAHAWKS-I forgot Matt Hasselbeck was playing football.  I thought he was going to join his wife on that womens talk show in the morning.

15-BEARS-I thought Grossman was traded last year.

16-JETS-G-A-Y GAY GAY GAY!!!

17-CARDINALS-You're magical storybook season was last year, and this year Fitzgerald is going down sometime.  It has been written by EA Sports.  Its in the game bitches.

18-49ERS-I wonder if Singletary dropped his pants again.  Perhaps that's why they beat the NFC Champs.

19-REDSKINS-Do you know how many Big Mac's Albert Haynesworth can buy with that money they gave him?  He would most likely eat them all too.

20-BILLS-­This teams sucks so bad, even TO is speechless.

21-PANTHERS-Jake Delhomme will be keeping his job, I guess.  Maybe he can replace Pennington, to all you playa haters.

22-TEXANS-No tea in Texas again this year.

23-BRONCOS-It has become apparent that God is a fan so far this year.

24-JAGUARS-Hey guys, thanks for softening up Indy for us. 

25-BENGALS-I saw your show on HBO called Oz.  It rocked!

26-RAIDERS-The "commitment" to excellence continues.  Perhaps the commitment of AL Davis should begin.

27-BROWNS-There could be a chance that Brady Quinn is injured.  Don't expect Mangina to tell you though.

28-BUCCANEERS-Get out of Florida.  Walk the plank.  The Dolphins will eat you.

29-CHIEFS-Hey Zach, you want to come back too?

30-LIONS- 0-17, hey Stafford welcome to the NFL boy!

31-RAMS-They're still playing.  No way!

Hope you enjoyed.  Go Dolphins!!!!!!

PS I just realized I forgot the Chargers.  Oh well.  We'll get them next week, like the Dolphins will get a win next week.