Monster Bush
Actually Redbull energy drink just signed Reggie Bush to an endorsement deal.
Here are a few product endorsements our players are considering:
Jake's Pancake Mix - The flattest Flopjakes around. Available in a 317lb Sack. Cost $30 million. Sunday's special: Buy one get 2 sacks free.
Fasano's Pig Grease - Just slap some of this lube on that pigskin and watch it squirt out on contact. Cost $535k. BOGO on Sunday!
JPeezy's Magic Set - The famous dissappearing act is not to be missed. Cost $32 million.
Any other products you think they could be hocking?
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ha ha to cool i think ya got all the bases covered!
nicely done i might add!!!
by wild zion beaver on Sep 14, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
lol
i just thought the title “huge bush” would go somewere else…
Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
.... yeah me too....
Like we were gonna see……………………. well, ya know…
Tease.
But LOL at the post… excellent… well thought!
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"What's the point of getting in a sword fight with a guy you can run away from?" - Chris Doleman
my thought exactly
lol messed up minds think alike!
Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
haha i'm on the same page as you lol
-"No excuses, No explanations"
-Pennington is a hand tuxedo
-Matty's new assistant
by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
is he eligable for cash for clunkers?
Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adjutant General, Matty Fan Club
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"What's the point of getting in a sword fight with a guy you can run away from?" - Chris Doleman
Sex still sells
Thought that would get some of you to bite on the title. Sorry about the tease, but sex and humor are the only things that can take my mind off that embarrassing loss. We will be better. Go Phins!
Man i thought
you’d include a nice pic of an Asian girl…. I’m so sad. The game on Sunday and now this….
Miami Dolphins 2008 AFC East Divison Champions
"I likem me some UDFAs"
Better yet.... did you hear about RunPee!!!
Ross just sold majority ownership to Jordan Palmer, Carson’s lil brother.
As compensation, Ross receives Jordan’s website runpee.com, which has been recently updated to include the best times to pee during Dolphin games….
most favorable pee times noted include:
- when Pat White enters the game
- MIA has a 3rd and longer than 5
- During kick returns
- when the camera pans to CP10’s sad puppy face
Tedd Ginn is endorsing runpee.com and will twitter from the barthroom when Miami has the ball.
- during any instant replay of Long getting beat
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner
barthroom = bathroom :)
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-09 No Award Winner

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