Monster Bush

by Dolphriend on Sep 14, 2009 6:28 PM EDT Comment 15 comments

Actually Redbull energy drink just signed Reggie Bush to an endorsement deal.

Here are a few product endorsements our players are considering:

Jake's Pancake Mix - The flattest Flopjakes around. Available in a 317lb Sack. Cost $30 million. Sunday's special: Buy one get 2 sacks free.

Fasano's Pig Grease - Just slap some of this lube on that pigskin and watch it squirt out on contact. Cost $535k. BOGO on Sunday!

JPeezy's Magic Set - The famous dissappearing act is not to be missed. Cost $32 million.

Any other products you think they could be hocking?

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ha ha to cool i think ya got all the bases covered!

nicely done i might add!!!

by wild zion beaver on Sep 14, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

i just thought the title “huge bush” would go somewere else…

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by samdaman on Sep 14, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

.... yeah me too....

Like we were gonna see……………………. well, ya know…

Tease.

But LOL at the post… excellent… well thought!

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by Alpha6 on Sep 14, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my thought exactly

lol messed up minds think alike!

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by samdaman on Sep 14, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha i'm on the same page as you lol

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by MiamihastheDolphins.... on Sep 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about

Grove? There has to be something you can do with him and his 14.5 guarenteed millions

by NC Mike on Sep 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

is he eligable for cash for clunkers?

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by samdaman on Sep 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Alpha6 on Sep 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO

by NC Mike on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sex still sells

Thought that would get some of you to bite on the title. Sorry about the tease, but sex and humor are the only things that can take my mind off that embarrassing loss. We will be better. Go Phins!

by Dolphriend on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Man i thought

you’d include a nice pic of an Asian girl…. I’m so sad. The game on Sunday and now this….

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by Phintastic on Sep 15, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

lol me 2

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by samdaman on Sep 15, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Better yet.... did you hear about RunPee!!!

Ross just sold majority ownership to Jordan Palmer, Carson’s lil brother.
As compensation, Ross receives Jordan’s website runpee.com, which has been recently updated to include the best times to pee during Dolphin games….

most favorable pee times noted include: