Eric Green is a turd
by Matty I on Aug 21, 2009 6:01 PM EDT
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PrintYes - I said it. Eric Green is definitely a turd. Why? Only a turd would make comments like this about a team that handed him roughly $3 million in guaranteed money after he stunk up the join in Arizona last year:
"Right after I signed (with the Dolphins) I had a gut feeling I made the wrong decision, but of course, I couldn't say that. I had a gut feeling I didn't need to be there and I didn't want to be there. ... When they told me (about the release) I was almost relieved. Here, they are more laid back, which is what it was like in Arizona. In Miami they almost wouldn't allow you to chew gum in meetings."
Translation? "I'd rather play for a losing team where it's not as strict because I'm a giant sissy and don't like having to follow rules. Oh - and I'm not that good, either, which is why the Dolphins didn't need me."
So I guess that explains why Green was so bad on the field. He wasn't allowed to chew gum during meetings - which resulted in Eric getting burnt time and time again on the field. Makes sense, right?
Seriously, I hope Green enjoys playing for a losing team in San Francisco. If nothing else, at least he'll get to chew gum during meetings.
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Chuckle, I bet it's bubble gum.
Shows his character, for sure.
Shouldn’t there be a capital “T” boss?
Armchair QB's always complete the pass and armchair coaches always pick the right players.
Yes, Larry Little is still the man.
.... yeah..... it's HubaBuba gum..........
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Matty you summed it up correct...
have fun getting burnt by your ex-teamates you sissy…
seriously? what a liar….EVERY SINGLE INTERVIEW…PROBALLY 10 I HEARD…he was like “ohhhhhh im glad to be home” …..he’s lucky he got a contract….he sucked last year.
i tried to pull his vtech highlights and get pumped…but when rookies make you look like a oline guy covering Bolt….have a nice day
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Wow Matty
I can see the hair standing up on the back you your neck.
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Wow… So glad he got the Axe… Too bad he didn’t go to the Raiders, then Cable could really get his choke on.
Hmm, might have to go over to the Niner site..
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I mean id give up millions to chew gum
gum is awesome lol
Laces out!
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Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
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Awesome, you called him a turd. That's hilarious and classic.
Who knows what another man’s path is and what is needed to motivate him? The fins signed for a need, then drafted that need as well to make sure they covered their bases. The two guys they got in camp through the draft have already proven to be difference makers (Talk to Illinois fans about Davis, and they’re like, “stud”) and why make a former starter and veteran be a malcontent. Mike Singletary will do right by that man, whatever it is he needs (which might also be a job bagging groceries). Turd, lmao.
If he thought it was a bad decision, why did he even sign, he just wasted us some money...
And the gum? I know we’re strick, but not that strick. Green, I hope when the Phins meet you again, I want Brown to run you over.
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Now I know to check my fantasy team
Everytime I have a receiver play SF I am most def starting them expecting a 20 pt minimum
lol true that brotha
Laces out!
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That's some vintage Matty s%*t!
yeah man… it was too uptight over there, they expected me to be good, not like at AZ or here in SF…
I didn’t feel bad about him getting cut, I was pumped.
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turd…
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no he wont
because i dont think they allow you to chew bubble gum when your working at sam’s club.
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Aug 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
a green turd???
Kinda like a hairy asparagus dump?….We didnt need him anyway…can we say buckley anyone????
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lol i love that he said that
its great to have a coaching staff that prides itself in discipline for once.
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Aug 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
i wish he had followed his gut and not signed here
tony sporano will be sending the mob after this guy.
dont be surprised if hes found cut into pieces and wrapped in bubbalicious bubble gum wrappers and found in a trunk of a black sedan.
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by Davone_Is_BessT on Aug 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Epicness Matty!
Well said!
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Those comments show nothing more than denial
He can’t bring himself to believe he sucks
here kitty kitty kitty BANG!
Why didn't he just quit, like the other 4 guys? Green is a.......................noob.....
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who made the decision to sign him in the first place?
whoever made that decision to offer him a contract had some bad talent evaluating going on..
good thing he burned his bridges!!!
Now when his lazy ass gets cut by SF, not only will Miami never re-sign him, but any team thats not “laid back” wont either. Good luck Eric, see you at Wal-Mart!
I completely agree with your translation!
well said, matty!
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Lol.
“Eric Green Is A Turd,” title says all. This post didn’t even need any post.
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…that cracked me up
by metalhead86 on Aug 21, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG!
hahahaaaa…. “One time I played for an NFL team that wouldn’t let me chew gum in meetings,
I got outta there in a hurry! I’m Eric Green for Wrigley’s Chewing Gum.”
TURD FERGUSON
Thats my name! What a freaking deuchebag this guy is! Thanks for robbing us of our money – maybe Ross will send out the Williams sisters to get his money back. Sort of like a Miami mafia hit squad!
LOL
He talked so much about being happy to be here and then when the team tells him he sucks worse than two rookies he backfires with this? I am taping SF games this year on my NFL ticket and finding his address and sending him those videos to his address showing how bad he is while we are winning with two rookie CB’s. I will make him cry and suck his thumb every night for the rest of his life lol.. This is so stupid.
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by dolphanforever on Aug 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
he sucks
he just sucks, and no team or talk is gonna change it
Someday, he will have to come face to face with that fact… until then, let him make excuses and live in denial.
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 22, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Eric Green = Coprolite
just in case you dont want to look it up Coprolite = Fossilized Dinosaur Dung or Eric Green
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glad to know hes a turd
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Eric Green Dictionary
Guys, I just looked up Eric Green in the dictionary and here is what it said:
Eric Green: noun, scientific term Turdicus Maximus
Eric Green: verb, associated with being repeatedly burned by airborne objects, ex) that player has just pulled an Eric Green today and been burnt for 4 TD passes
Eric Green: synonym, also see used bag of douche, bukake depository
Wow, could the dictionary have been anymore right on here? LOL.
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Juvenile!
How old is this guy? He was lucky he got offered a contract. and now this is how he repays the guys that gave him a chance to prove if he was worth it, what a punk. Unfortunately for him he sucked! What a sore loser!
LMAO
every time i see that headline it cracks me up!
every time! =)
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 22, 2009 4:19 AM EDT reply actions
Just had to rec it, so unlike Matty! But so bloody true!
I am glad to see that this coaching staff is not laid back like AZ or SF. How many SB’s have their coaching staffs won? I would venture to guess (without researching it of course – too lazy) NONE!
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Well Matty...
the only qualms I have with this is that you refereed to the Niners as a losing team, and that is true that they were last year. But you can’t know what the future will hold for a team. But other than that, good write up.
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by dolphinsinbuffalo on Aug 22, 2009 8:40 AM EDT reply actions
Whatever odds SF had of making the playoffs....
….just got considerably worse. Do I smell toast burning? wtg Eric. You are definitely a lewwwzer!!!
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Wide right again! Another graduate of the Norwood school for problematic kickers.....
Till now, I had never seen a turd walk and talk.......
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Let me get this straight....
He says it’s more laid back in SF with Mike Singletary running the show? If those comments alone don’t get him booted from SF, then I’ve lost alot of respect for Singletary.
i was wondering about the same thing
either way, the idea that Miami runs a tight ship is so AWESOME!!!! I can’t contain myself.
I am a fan from the early Shula days, and then we had this series of clowns roll through here that were embarassing! I mean JJ, was probably the best of the bunch, and he did a good job building the D, but HIS HAIR!!! Then you got that guy with the goofy mustache that sounded like rainman every time he talked “umm… it’s not a sin to punt…. not a sin to punt…. gotta watch wopner now”, then the reincarnation of napoleon (he was tough, but not respected), then the guy that will forever remain nameless as the single worst head coach in the history of the franchise… (BTW, the best coach in that entire series of embarrassments was Jim Bates, who I personally liked a lot.)
I mean jeez… how GREAT is it to have a coach in there that doesn’t take crap, but doesn’t have to be an @$$hole about it either. It is like, “Yeah the Dolphins are a tough team to make, but you know they are going to be winners, and you can trust that the coach will steer you straight.” I mean, how’s that for a straight up quote?
Green, you just explained to everyone why you have not, and probably will not make it much longer in the NFL.
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by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 22, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Lefty, (rec'd 2) - EXACTLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nuff said)
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Early Shula days?!?!?
So you’re a closet Colts fan!!!! I knew it!!!
distractions
Eric Green only sucked and got burnt so much because he was busy watching J-Lo walk around on the sideline.
He’ll be cut by San Fran by mid-season. Remember what Singletary did to Vernon Davis when he underperformed?
Unbelievable!!!!
I can’t even begin to believe that you would write something so damaging, hurting, and disrespectful!!!! Turds have feelings too you know, and to compare Eric Green to a turd gives all turds a bad name. I am surprised that the Turd don’t sue you for Defamation of Character. Eric Green should be thankful that you spoke so highly of him for calling him a turd.
Well said and i am somewhat embarrassed for jumping in on this....
Lord i apologize, and be with the starvin pygmies in new guinea.
In all honesty, i thought it said “tard”.
-LCFF
by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 22, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
who said sanfran is going to be a losing team?
think they are going to have a pretty good this year. on the upswing …
bono is still the biggest turd in the world
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by el presidente 00 on Aug 22, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions
... yeah, a green turd at that......
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I am still using him on Madden 10
He has 3 int as of game 5 or 6. Has done a good job so far in the madden game. Doesnt that count for something? lol lol
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