What would you do for this organization?
by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Jul 10, 2009 11:27 AM EDT
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Hey guys what's up!
I was reading an article on the Herald were Jason Taylor stated he is ready to run through a brick wall for the this organization (Parcells, Ireland and Sparano). And I got a good idea. What would you do for this organization, in order to be a Dolphins fan. LOL
I would probably run naked through a crowded sunday night football game against the Jets and piss on the Jets players, then run and sack mark sanchez . LMAO What would you do???????
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Video tape you doing it.
But only if you paint yourself aqua & coral.
Larry Little and I both wore 66 in our football careers. I think that means something.
LOL, LOL, LOL, get your adverbs here!
i would watch that video on youtube
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Supporter of the Bash Brothers- Wilson and Bell.
I would become an undercover jets fan and perform espionage if they told me to
I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
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youd prolly get hit on by sanchez in the locker room
clench your cheeks x
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
Suck it Pats, Bills and most of all... the god damn jets.
Supporter of the Bash Brothers- Wilson and Bell.
i would personaly hand out the aqua orcastreation towel's & bring my trombone play it very strong & root my team on. then become a sex slavefor all the cheerleader's!!!!
by wild zion beaver on Jul 10, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Tromboner?
64 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"What's the point of getting in a sword fight with a guy you can run away from?" - Chris Doleman
There are soooo many things right with finster being the peanut vendor...
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I would go skipping around the phins bench singing that lame ass fight song of the fins NOW I’d LMAO
Sanchez does a lot of skipping as well,
you two should hook up.
by uncle finster on Jul 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
finster you are godlike!
by PhinsTifosi on Jul 12, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU WANT LAME HERE'S LAME
Miami has the Dolphins The Greatest Football Team We take the ball from goal to goal
Like no one’s ever seen We’re in the air, we’re on the ground
We’re always in control And when you say Miami You’re talking Super Bowl
‘Cause we’re the…
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One.
Yes we’re the…
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One
Your singing our song,
that makes you a traitor, but I’ve got a feeling thats not the only dirty little secret you have.
by uncle finster on Jul 12, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
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by finsxfactor on Jul 15, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL, thats beyond obvious,
but well said :>D
by uncle finster on Jul 12, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, but obviously no one has ever told him that.
If he realized it he might start to come out of his cave.
by PhinsTifosi on Jul 12, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well then stop looking at your starting QB,
that should help.
by uncle finster on Jul 12, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PhinsTifosi on Jul 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They use pics of Rin tin tin Ryan
to scare little children.
by uncle finster on Jul 12, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And pics of Snachez to keep little boys in line too!
by PhinsTifosi on Jul 12, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
you notice that the JJJJJJJJJJJetsmetsfan is sitting in the corner wimpering now?
You think he learned that from Snachez already?
by PhinsTifosi on Jul 13, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
straight up
i would ANYTHING (aside from harming someone or something) for this organization. i let a jets fan punc me square in the face if he would admit that the Fins were the better team this year. (as if i needed that to even prove that). He did and acknowledged i was the most devoted fins fan he’d ever seen. (he obviously hasn’t seen this site lol)
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
i drank a 750 of wild turkey myself
i would have let Fedor Emelianenko punch me @ tht point
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
You might want to rethink that,
he’ll kill you, LOL
by uncle finster on Jul 13, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
haha he's going to kill Lesnar when UFC signs him
Idk what is wrong with that crappy company, they sign guys like Mirco Cro Cop and Rampage Jackson and never bill them.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
lol no chance
granted lesnar is strong as hell and quick, but Fedor can take a tremendous beating and he knows the sweet spots to hit. Plus, the competition in Affliction is a bit better than who Lesnar has had to fight in the UFC.
Mir just never stood a chance, a striker with a huge amateur wresting background against a technical fighter is just no fair. Lesnar was too much for Mir, but Fedor is a vet. He’ll be taking that belt as soon as his Affliction contract expires.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
I disagree about Affliction,
there’s guys there that are there cuz they couldn’t make it in the UFC, and I still doubt he’ll sign with UFC, he hates that Co. Its too bad cuz that is the ultimate fight right now, in the heavyweights.
by uncle finster on Jul 14, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but Affliction shares with EliteXC and PRiDE (if I am not mistaken, I know UFC reached out to some PRiDE fighters, but idk if a deal was ever made)
anyway, you are right in some respects, however, i feel that there’s a greater dichotomy in styles in the lesser promoted MMA stuff. UFC is all frills now and the fights are just no fun anymore. Lesnar is there to just bust skulls in and bull rush guys. Fedor would stand toe to toe with Couture (in his prime).
but you are most likely spot on in that he won’t sign. i think they’ll throw him some incredible money just to book Lesnar/Fedor, even if it wasn’t for the title.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
i'm down for Rampage/Lesnar
or Lesnar/Cro Cop.
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
Shows ya what getting drunk does for ya! Bet you didn't get laid that night! (And I am sure you would
have preferred getting laid to getting punched!)
maybe i did both??
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
honestly
no
haha
"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure
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