Charlie don't Surf
and Chad don't Twitter...
Chad Pennington | Dolphins
Indicating within his bio as that he is "a leader, not a follower" , the Twitter version of Chad Pennington has had some choice quotes over the past few months. "Cooking dinner, 40 oz. porterhouse, 2 baked potatoes, zuccini, and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon... Chad has a big appetite." " There was a meeting of billionaire philanthropists, I had to send in a rain check...I'm that good at the stock market..." "Got my playbook in the ice bath with me, gotta study in game conditions, cold, with every muscle aching...that's how you win in December..."
As you can guess from the headline, it's not actually Chad, as the Miami Herald reports. "I need to send out a press release or something!" the Miami Dolphins gunslinger told the Herald's Jeff Darlington. "Can somebody please let the world know I don't have Twitter or Facebook or any of those things?"
Although Chad took the ruse in stride, his Twitterpostor was much more innocuous than those impersonating Ben Roethlisberger and DeMarcus Ware. Big Ben's online copycat posted a false message indicating that he had contracted skin cancer, while Ware's sent the rumor websites spinning with news that a long-term contract was close at hand; of course, both statements proved to be false.
There really isn't much stopping these false accounts from continuing to pop up, so take anything you read there with a grain of salt... and a 40 oz. porterhouse.
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So, you're saying Chad Pennington drinks 40 oz
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by woomar on Jun 3, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd like an appletini...easy on the tini
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by finsxfactor on Jun 3, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
christ a 40 oz steak the man can eat lol
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by Foy on Jun 3, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"What the hell do you know about surfing Major your from god damned New Jersey"
Me and Chad, we don’t “twitter”, thats just how we roll.
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by uncle finster on Jun 3, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think you ment to say Chad and I
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by Rytackle on Jun 3, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you meant to say meant
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by uncle finster on Jun 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your crude, but i love it thx!
by wild zion beaver on Jun 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crude wtf?
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by uncle finster on Jun 3, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent Fireman, I mean Phyrmun.....
…….. but what the hell am I suppose to believe now.. ??
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by Alpha6 on Jun 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by phyrmun on Jun 4, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do believe in the Code (thanks)...
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and for sure, in the trifecta.. !
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by Alpha6 on Jun 5, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sarcasm box code
way to break the code
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by uncle finster on Jun 6, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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