A Day in the Life of a Dolfan in New York

Date: December 22, 2008

Time: 9 O'clock:  It's Monday Morning. Hooray. The Dolphins are coming of a win in Kansas City that gave me frostbite just by watching. I throw on my Joey Porter jersey and start walking through 3 feet of snow to my friends house.

10:00: My "friend" also happens to be a huge Jets fan. I arrive at his house. He throws a snowball right at the 55 on my jersey. I throw one back at his face. (Phins: 1 Jets: 0) 

10:15: We begin to play a Jets-Dolphins game on Madden, which i go onto to win 53-10. Chad had over 500 passing yards, and Ronnie and Ricky combined for over 600 rushing yards. 

11:00: I demonstrate what would happen if Joey Porter met Leon Washington in the open field. Let's just say i won (Fins 2 Jets 0)

12:00: My friend and I go to the mall. In the food court, I run into some rather large Jets fans. We exchange words, but I just wind up walking away to get my Panda Express.

2:00: I go home and watch Joey Porter highlights until I fall asleep.