A Day in the Life of a Dolfan in New York
Date: December 22, 2008
Time: 9 O'clock: It's Monday Morning. Hooray. The Dolphins are coming of a win in Kansas City that gave me frostbite just by watching. I throw on my Joey Porter jersey and start walking through 3 feet of snow to my friends house.
10:00: My "friend" also happens to be a huge Jets fan. I arrive at his house. He throws a snowball right at the 55 on my jersey. I throw one back at his face. (Phins: 1 Jets: 0)
10:15: We begin to play a Jets-Dolphins game on Madden, which i go onto to win 53-10. Chad had over 500 passing yards, and Ronnie and Ricky combined for over 600 rushing yards.
11:00: I demonstrate what would happen if Joey Porter met Leon Washington in the open field. Let's just say i won (Fins 2 Jets 0)
12:00: My friend and I go to the mall. In the food court, I run into some rather large Jets fans. We exchange words, but I just wind up walking away to get my Panda Express.
2:00: I go home and watch Joey Porter highlights until I fall asleep.
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LOL
dolphin fan 4 life
Crowder > Ryan
1/2 Phinsider Fued Points
former Goof Trooper
by dolfinfan34 on Jun 28, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good story dude..!!!!!
… I like hearing stuff like this…
30 "Phinsider Fued" Points..!!
"What's the point of getting in a sword fight with a guy you can run away from?" - Chris Doleman
by Alpha6 on Jun 28, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hunh?
"even if it did put you square with the Lord, the state of Mississippi is a bit more hard nosed" -Ulysses Everitt McGill-
creator of nic name "shrimp Patty"
former Goof Trooper
by uncle finster on Jun 28, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hnuH?
Can't stop to save my soul
I take the leash that's leading me
I'm bleeding me, whoa!
by Patssuck456 on Jun 28, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kool read
"When i came up yall gave me sh*t, now ima make yall eat them turds" - Kanye West
by Davone_Is_BessT on Jun 29, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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