The Fanshow: Epic Return Edition

Whats up everyone? It's been ahwile but it's time jump start this bitch and get it going again. I want to start of with a shoutout to Finsxfactor for making the first Fanshow a memorable one. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, use this for reference).

"how is this front paged…but mine isnt?"-Finsxfactor

Its a cool though, That was Pre Ban Finsxfactor (BPFXF) and he has learned to accept life as it comes. Boy was that an epic day......

By the way, FInsx showed this level of excitement when he was front paged.

Anyways, here is my westcoast spin on things. I just want to say that PST=real time.

Patrick Turner-With him being from USC, I have gotten to see him fall mightly to my beloved Oregon State Beavers quite a few times. This guy has Plaxico Burress written all over him, just without the bullethole in his leg. They are both HUGE for the receiver position and were top notch in their field of play in terms of endzone production. This pick is one of the most exciting to me and has the potential to pay off the most.

Guns & Ammo- Get them why you can. I don't know about the eastcoast, but you cannnot find either over here. I know people in Washington and California that are having the same shortage problems like I am. Guns that were selling for 300-400 are now selling for 900+. Ammunition is anywhere from 3-5x more expensive per round.....I repeat GET IT NOW!

Miami Dolphins- All I know is that I'm f'n pumped with the way the draft played out. We needed a corner, we got two. We need a big receiver, we got two. We needed a lighting bolt and we got Pat White. We are going to take the whole "kickin ass and takin' names" saying to a whole new level; The 2009 Miami Dolphins are going to run a train on Gisele's ass while Tom Brady is laying in the fetal position, clutching his surgically repaired knee yelling "don't sack me Mr.Porter, you already took my lunch money and banged my wife".

Sean Smith and Vontae Davis are eating their wheaties and Dirty Sanchez's too. By the time our first date with the Jets is over, they will have Sanchez yelling get back to the choppa while clutching his ass hoping DC$ don't kick a field goal up that gaping hole he calls  his anus.

I'm f'n pumped!

Babe of the Week

Babe of the week will be part of the weekly column! Want to nominate the babe of the week? Inside the column I have inserted a movie quote and the first to call it in the comments will get the honors of choosing next weeks "Babe of the Week". You have to identify the comment and name the movie! Each week I will give 1 hint and this weeks hint is muscle and braids.

Now for what you all have been waiting for! The first "Babe of the Week of 2009 is Kate Beckinsale! She is simply too fine not to start the season off with. I know she was the first ever "Babe of the Week" but she is a looker.

Recpie Weekly: Chicken Parmesen

First off, I'm going to switch this part to "Cooking with Nicky" since he is our very own future chef. I haven't told him yet, thats why I'm picking todays recepie.

Anyways, make this for your wife, girlfriend, or yourself. Your guarenteed to get laid afterwards.

Bold Prediction

Since there is no football, I am going to make a prediction for baseball. Kyle Farnsworth, will blow a lead and lose the Royals a game within the next week. This one is for you KC! (even though its not too bold of a prediction)

Matty I's "Well Said" Weekly

Each week I am going to skim through the comments on the site and pick out a quote that just made sense to me. This weeks quote is......

"OMG, I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY PANTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO HAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by MTHD refrencing the Husker sighting.

We miss ya Husk! Come back!

Btw

I want this to be a community column, if you have something you want to shed insight on, a story that you think we need to hear, offer improvements on the column, or just want to give a shout out E-Mail me at ajohnson2399@yahoo.com

Just a reminder that there is a movie quote inserted into the column and the first person to name the quote in the comments will get to pick the next "Babe of the Week"

Also, make sure you click the links to get the most out of the column!

Later All!