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Whats your deal?

We all have our little quirks when it comes to superstitions or just out right craziness when it comes to foot ball.

I have a friend that will not pee if his team is winning in the first half, and will continue to hold throughout out the entire game. I guess he believes that he has some form of influence on his team winning and loosing through his piss… I don’t know.

My thing is that I refuse to drink Sam Adams beer during the season, because I hate the Pats so much I don’t want to consume anything that has to do with Boston.  What makes that tuff is that I think Sam Adams Oktoberfest is one of the best beers out there, but my dolphins are just more important.

So I guess my questions to you are, what’s your thing that you do that makes others wonder if you are either too intense or retarded.

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I sleep naked Saturday nights...and pour a green lizard into the carpet monsters mouth...

the usual.

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by Rzayo24 on May 20, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

and you say

(Opponent Team) Injury Report for Monday: Asses Kicked

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by finsxfactor on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHH YES!!! DELIGHTFUL MEMORY XMAN!

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Epic 09' Predictions - JT comeback player of yr / Ronnie Brown 1500 yards
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by Rzayo24 on May 21, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol and one that should not be forgotten

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
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by finsxfactor on May 21, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Postgame Jets injury Report : Entire team day-day (asses kicked)

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 2009
2-Time Matty Award Winner
Author of "ITM"....the original forefather to CKC
Epic 09' Predictions - JT comeback player of yr / Ronnie Brown 1500 yards
Creator and Co-Host of the Epic "Phinsider Feud" Gameshow.

by Rzayo24 on May 22, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is =)

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88

by finsxfactor on May 22, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i love the fact that i posted 1st so none of your douchelberries can call it

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 2009 (Highest honor on earth)
2-Time Matty Award Winner
Author of "ITM"....the original forefather to CKC
Epic 09' Predictions - JT comeback player of yr / Ronnie Brown 1500 yards

by Rzayo24 on May 20, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lies...its glorious

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88

by finsxfactor on May 20, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

it’s ridiculous – i agree with RZ and Ry

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by Matty I on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

feels like a 4chan thread

"check that...the 29th of Feb. this year.....why is that the record day for hits? Did Matty have the Kim Kardashian sex tape or something?"
-Treat
"yes he did. and Jersquall recut it to look like Marino was boning her."
-Treasure

by chrislucas on May 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

matty's bitter because he cant declare "FIRST!!" without breaking the Husker Rule...lol

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
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Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88

by finsxfactor on May 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS LIKE A CHAIN LETTER...SAME FEELING

Phinsider Hall of Fame Class of 2009
2-Time Matty Award Winner
Author of "ITM"....the original forefather to CKC
Epic 09' Predictions - JT comeback player of yr / Ronnie Brown 1500 yards
Creator and Co-Host of the Epic "Phinsider Feud" Gameshow.

by Rzayo24 on May 21, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to start a new "fad"

I posted “LAST” at the end of some posts.. but it seemed that someone always posted after me! lol

by MainePhinFan on May 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a habit that I got into while coaching

Up in the booth, as soon as my team scored and was winning the game, whether it was the 1st Q or the 4th Q, I would stand up and not sit down again until the game was over or until my team was tied or losing during the game. I have carried it over to watching the phins. I am probably the only person in the U.S. that stands watching a game from home.

The only time I break this habit is when I am attending a phins game. It is annoying to the other fans to always be standing in front of them, so I have to force myself to sit down.

by ct1361 on May 20, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

puffed

they leave more orange residue

by ncfinfan on May 20, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wow!!!

you know what? if it would get us to the super bowl, buy me a fifth of wild turkey and i’m game. i won’t like it, but i’ll do it. lol

by ncfinfan on May 20, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pace...

endlessly… switch seats all game long.. jump up, then sit down.. I’m the asshole at the stadium walking around on the stairs all game lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on May 20, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

lol it's me

I’m always in the way of somebody, so I pick an opposing fan and stand in front of him all game lol

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by Little Nicky 21 on May 21, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never thought about it until now

If I am home before the games I wear what ever Dolphins stuff I can. If I am at my girlfriends I only wear the jersey and hat, but I do not take off anything until after the game. However, I usually take my Hat on and off in glee or frustation, but if something good happens when its off I won’t wear it until the Fins need a play.

But if I am out like coaching before the game, and get back during the game and I flip on the T.V and the game is on and there is no time to break I may not put on any Fin stuff and refuse to put it for the whole game!

The Patriots Suck

by k2oconnor on May 20, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing out of superstition or craziness.

I will wear a hat or jersey to show team pride though.

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by DolfinPhan on May 20, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I spend the night tossing and turning checking phinsider for any other late sleepers- nicky lolis probly there - (get to bed round like 1-2)...i then wake up at exactly 4 each morning (because the big guy isnt letting me sleep anymore)

I then go for a run for about an hour-hour half

for exercise and to get my mind of things (nothing better than running with “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obhdTlImFBo" target="new">You Found Me" – The Fray in your ears while running to wake you up)

then I proceed to strengthen my chances of Heart Disease and becoming fat by practically eating and drinking anything that reminds me of football…(like chips/salsa etc) intill i get super stuffed

So now I look at the clock and its pretty much only like 6-6:30. So then I go hop on to the interweb and I go to nfl.com, cbs.com, and whatever other sites i can find that give those “breakdown analysis” videos lol then i spend those 15 minutes mocking charlie casserly because he never seemed to pick the dolphins…

Lol so now its probably round 7 (ish..nicky…theres no need to point out 6:30 + 15 = 6:45). So now i have a long time before game. I go to play a game of madden..if not I’ll watch a few episodes of scrubs, How I met your mother, or Justice League (yes…its that good)…

So now its pretty much like 8-8:30…so im pretty much dying inside because of the anticipation. I check up on phinsider to see if anyones as restless as I am…so now Idk what to do. SO i then pop on ESPN or NFlnetwork to see whats up. I spend probably the next few hours just lying in my bed watchign that lol..

so finally after all that crap to get by its 12ish. this is where it becomes really really really really really really hard to pass time. I get on all my gear (jersey, hat, watch) you know the deal. have my drinks (not legal yet so im stickin with soda and sparkling water lolololo)

I crank up the Tv and I start screaming just for the sake of screaming. Buddies come over. watch the game. Scream WOOHOOO everytime anything fun happens. Sometimes hit up a Phinsider Live thread (lol oceantracks) then I screech in ecstacy as we win

=)

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
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by finsxfactor on May 20, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

lololololol true story

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88 21 "Phinsider Fued" points!!

by finsxfactor on May 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

not buying it

You’re up till about 3 or 4 with the rest of us the night before the game… you don’t toss and turn in bed lol you sit dilligently at the computer in the CKC until Matty shuts it down haha..you sleep till 11, then hop on the phinsider and do nothing else until about 3am.. It’s a cycle involving nothing but Dolphins football and this website lol

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Matty I says, "its all fun and games until somebody goes to jail and gets raped"

by Little Nicky 21 on May 21, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not entirely true lol. those are the few weekends where im not worried or anything haha...but then there are those games that cause me to do this

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88 21 and a Half "Phinsider Fued" points!!

by finsxfactor on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make the

wife stay out of the room. She brings bad luck to the phins

by michphishfan on May 20, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I Told My Wife the Same;

She stayed away so long, she divorced me…………

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by Alpha6 on May 21, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

*dolphins

*note that the spelling is incorrect on purpose and has nothing to do with my inability to type. For every time I go and catch one I will choose to fellatio multiple dolphins if the situation allows it to happen.

Formerly known as "Enhalo"

by Enhalen on May 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you would

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88 21 "Phinsider Fued" points!!

by finsxfactor on May 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes I would

I love my ‘phins that much. It’s all about sacrifice….mine may or may not include beastiality

Formerly known as "Enhalo"

by Enhalen on May 21, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

he'll turn into nicky

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88 21 and a Half "Phinsider Fued" points!!

by finsxfactor on May 21, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know i am

I believe in John Beck and that Cbdolphin is the man. I'll make you proud LCFF
Official Leader of the Trade for Kenny Britt Bandwagon
Longest Sig In the History of Phinsider belongs to Me. 53 Lines in Total.
Check it out.Front Paged - Class of 08. and 09.
Finsx-LOL-Chart by KCsince88 21 and a Half "Phinsider Fued" points!!

by finsxfactor on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

One game, my friend wanted to see the pats game...

So I put the Dolphins game on the big screen and made him watch the pats game on the laptop. Sunday ticket works miracles…

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by Heater OsE on May 21, 2009 8:24 AM EDT reply actions  

goodone man

well during the season, on saturday & sunday when i shave its always in an upward motion. during the week i’ll shave downward strokes!

by wild zion beaver on May 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

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